Katie Price upskirt, panties photo...

No one much cares about Katie Price these days or ever, really but it's a guarantee that her picture will get posted when she shows us her boobs or crotch and today is the day Katie Price gives us a huge look at her snatch by spreading wide and showing us her panties. If you look closely you can see that Katie could use a good waxing but none the less here is Katie Price and her panties, upskirt photo for your Monday morning pleasure or pain. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Boob Photo...

It wouldn't be Monday without a boob post and Olivia Wilde gives us just that. Boobs hanging out of her shirt and a near nipple miss or hit ...either or. Olivia doesn't happen much here on this site. Is she a model? Actress? Who cares, as long as she has her boobs out, it's good enough for me. And you.

Loose Lips Links....

Nickleback, Nickleback, no take backs.... Evil Beet

Katy Perry is feeling blue The Great Monkey Suit

Catherine Zeta Jone is too old for this shit INF daily

Jon Cry feels better now, but will always be "Ducky" to me Anything Hollywood

Jennifer Love Hewitt tries to bring the sexy...

Here is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying her damnedest to look sexy. To me it looks like she is constipated which can happen when the jewels you bedazzle your vagina with happen to gravitate to a nether region. The guy is the best part actually, what a stink eye he is throwing the Hewitt.

Not gonna mention the horrendously ugly sofa.

Dormouse has sleep apnea video.

I wasn't going to post this adorable dormouse clip because I hate losing any time out of my life (that I'll never get back) watching stupid videos. That said, this damn little dormouse is so freaking cute you have to click and listen. I am a little worried about the tiny critter it seems like he may have sleep apnea because he's a little too chubby ;) but it's adorable.

Jessica Simpson has huge lips...

Jessica Simpson not only has a swollen belly she has huge lips now too. Jess woke up this morning with lips like sausages. Of course she tweeted this photo and had this to say:

Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!

Poor thing! You know, after the lips it's usually the nose that gets fat too. Jessica is destined to plump up everywhere just like a Ball Park Frank.

Loose Lips Links

Russell Brand wants you to wank him The Great Monkey Suit

Snooki can't dance the meatball Evil Beet

Whitney Port Nipple Slip Photos

There is not much to say about Whitney Port except here she is on vacation an the beach in a bikini and letting her boobs out of her bikini top on "accident" ...notice the "shocked" look on her face. Anyway her boobs look good, perky and all that. That's pretty much all I have to say about Whitney until she has another nip slip or upskirt which always makes fading reality stars relevant on this site. So, if you even remember who the hell Whitney  is (was) and you like nipples then here is a photo of Whitney Port and her nipples. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus eats a dick...

So, Miley Cyrus was photographed licking and practically humping a big chocolate penis cake. We all know Miley is a really classy girl and these photos prove it. Actually she was just showing her boyfriend Liam what he was getting for his birthday... a pile of black maggots dangerously close to being inhaled by Miley's silicone injected lips.

Khole Kardashian is half hairstylist?

So, this is the guy they are saying is Khole Kardashian's father, Alex Roldan a hairstylist that did Kris Jenner's hair for decades. I see a big resemblance here, the eyes, mouth and nose. I actually feel badly for Kloe. Of course she is denying all of this and insisting that Robert Kardasian is her real dad and Robert's ex wife and widow are simply lie telling. The first thought I had when this whole subject came up was that episode on Keeping up with the Kardashians where Khloe chased down her mom for a paternity test. Khloe does look really different from her sisters with her naturally blond hair and height but really, Kim is the one who doesn't look like any of them. Now the Kardashian Klan are supposedly going to film a KUWTK show confronting this whole issue. I wonder if Khloe has rounded up her sisters for DNA yet? Maybe they have and they'll reveal the results that we will totally believe just like that xray of Kim's ass.