Jennifer Love Hewitt is sticking to it...

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been known for her bad fashion and she always seems to be stuck in a rut. For the longest time she wore Little House on the Prairie dresses and now she is down to one style, the infamous Kim Kardashian bandage dress, the only variation is color.  Known to hide a multitude of sins, this tightly wrapped dress seems to be the right choice for Jennifer, she can wear about 3 pairs of Spanx underneath and no one is the wiser. If it can contain Kim's huge ass, J. Love should have no problem pulling it off and she does it rather well.

Not gonna mention the stupid blonde bangs.

Gerard Butler is having a Time Out...

Gerard Butler has been a bad boy and has been sent to "time out" better known as rehab. The notorious womanizer has been locked up for three weeks and we are just now hearing about it. This could be because no one much gives a crap about Gerard or everyone is still grossed out about the time he fingered Jennifer Aniston's butthole for the cameras.

Anyway, by now his dry heaves and shakes have subsided, he has been chain smoking and eating from the breakfast buffet on the daily. In another week they'll toss him out and he'll be back to no good just in time for his next movie release.

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Adam Levine is a metro sexual...

Adam Levine couldn't bother to shave his face for this photo but it looks like his nipples are sculpted and plucked. Maybe he does that so the electric nipple clamps he uses don't catch on fire. I cannot figure out if Adam is hot or not but you have to appreciate a dude that does the amount of manscaping that Adam seems to do. He should maybe grow in some hair to cover up that upside down bird that seems like it could be scouting for a worm that might be mistaken for his dick.

Jessica Simpson is in danger...

Jessica Simpson looks like she is about to explode! This is getting ridiculous. Not only has she been pregnant for a year (it seems) her breasts also look like they are carrying babies of their own. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable Jess is right about now. Hell, I'm uncomfortable simply looking at her. Or maybe it's just that striped, shiny dress that is giving me the heaves. In any event, Jessica needs to get that baby out soon or she is going to have stretch marks that rival a road map of the Jersey Turnpike.

Victoria Beckham is miserable for no apparent reason...

What in the hell is wrong with Victoria Beckham? She always looks miserable and pissed off. What is her problem? She takes herself way too seriously after all she is a freaking Spice Girl for cripes sake. She's married to David Beckham who is a big hanging man judging by his underwear photos and she has a bunch of adorable kids that resulted from gorgeous David thrusting his huge manhood inside her anorexic vagina. Maybe Victoria just has a bad case of the hongrays... in that case go eat a carrot stick and put a smile on your filthy rich face.

Karrueche Tran has poor judgement...

So this is Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. What in the GD hell kind of name is that? Supposedly they have an "open" relationship which allows Chris to put the beat down on multiple women namely Rihanna. A picture tell a story and what I get from these shots is that Chris Brown likes women who have phrases scribbled on their body in permanent ink and have poor fashion sense. I am in more fear of Karrueche falling off those shoes than getting slapped around by Brown.

Kourtney Kardashian get's everything...

Kourtney Kardashian is carrying a baby girl fetus and I think that's awesome. Too bad she didn't have a girl first then a boy. Big brothers are notorious for teasing their baby sisters but I'm sure Mason will be super protective too. Coming from a close knit family like that he has no other choice. Say what you will about the Kardashians they have each others back.

Now days I am really liking Scott Disick. he went from being the biggest asshole in the universe to a completely different sort of asshole and I like it. His behavior in the past was at times utterly appalling but the dude has really changed into a fun, sort of likable guy. Maybe he's just starting to grow on me like a fungus or something but I watch the show for Scott these days. I think a lot of Scott's improvement has to do with Kourtney being such a hard ass, but she has hung in there and sometimes you have to give a guy like that a chance to grow up and out of things. I think Scott was totally worth the wait.

Calista Flockhart is married or what?

The years have not been kind to Calsita Flockhart. She is looking haggard and gaunt, nothing that a jolt of caffeine and a cheeseburger wouldn't fix, though. I wish these ultra thin celebrities would get it through their lollipop heads that a few pounds will fill out their face nicely unlike artificial filler or nothing at all as it seems to be the case here for Calista. Eat! It's so easy, open, bite, chew, swallow. Repeat. Then keep it down. Works every time for me.

Anyway, I was checking out the photo and it looks like wedding rings on Calista's finger and not just an engagement ring. Did she and Harrison Ford get married? Did I miss that? It's possible although I thought he'd never get hitched again considering how he lost his ass in his last divorce.

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