Jessica is best when served still, not shaken or stirred.

Two Left Boots

Jessica is singing about boots or something. With all that money you'd think she could take some dance lessons or maybe buy some magic boots 'cause she can't dance. I'd call it squirming around. A little hump and a hunch, but dance? Um, NO!

P.S. I felt the bile rise up when she *kissed* Willie Nelson.

Hogan does not know best

Hulk has a great family. His very cute daughter named Brooke, wants to be a singer really, really bad. It's great for dad to be supportive and yeah, we can all see he is in great shape. BUT, where in the hell does he get off with those food comments he makes to his kid? Does he not know that a single simple sentence such as "Is that a cookie?" Can spin a girl into a eating disorder? He spent most of this last show talking about her body and the types of food she eats. Sorry Hulkster, but there are legions of girls who starve and puke because of comments like that from Daddy. Shame on you Hulk Hogan.

Dr. Phil's sons are hott. I look at Dr.Phil and his wife Robin and I cannot quite put the two together. Those two boys must be the cream of Phils crop.

So, I'm listening to him go blah, blah, blah and he starts to mention his other son, Jordan. The lesser of the cuteness. It's always been Jay this and Jay that. I'd heard there was another kid out there but where? Just playing rock and roll in a band. Yup, you heard me. Straight Laced I Am A Super Correct Parent, Dr. Phil has a boy that rocks out, man. The doctor and his wife say they are supportive, but lemme tell ya...rock and roll people paaartay! Smokin' a little weed and maybe a tad bit of alkie-hall. Gawd knows what else. I just think it's too funny how they showcase Jay and his morals, then all of a sudden a guitar strummin' hippie kid pops out. Let's do it!

Ms. Diaz if you're nasty

*photo: "conversations about famous people" *

You need to hit the Clinique counter Cameron

UGH! I'm sorry to assault your eyes with the likes of Cameron. I have always noted that this chick is not hot, but this is proof positive that she is a dog. Pictures don't lie! I cannot believe Justin inserts his magnificent penis into a face like this. I'll bet that he sticks a bag over her head and pokes a hole in it. Nasty!

Bobby be's hisself...

Holy shit, I would not want to be Bobby Brown. Not only is he all get out ugly but he is married to one crazy bitch. Poor Bobbi Kristina is rather pudgy, my guess is that there's more than a little "emotional eating" going on. Looks to me like she cannot stand Bobby or Whitney and she even shoves and punches Bobby.

Bobby reels about from one surreal scene to the next. This show is unbelievable and they let it all hang out. From Whitney balling up her fist at Bobby ( if that camera wasn't on she woulda clocked him) to Bobby slamming back the drinks. They are about as functional as dysfunctional gets. It raw and real. Bobby and Whitney act like, well...black people. Ain't no whitewashing this show. I gotta hand it to them, it can't be easy to live in the public eye, but it takes balls to put it all out there on front street.

But seriously folks...

Photo borrowed from *FancyKatts*

My, my... If that ain't Ryan Starr from American Idol. I have to snicker just a tad. I watched her on The Surreal Life crying and bitching about how she wanted to be taken seriously. *ahem* Of course it's a good idea to put on a bikini and cheesy pose there, Ryan. I mean, hey...all the really authentic artists do it, and besides you are sooo talented and all, you should just go for it!!