Oh what a tangled web she weaves...

Victoria Gotti has revealed that she recently battled breast cancer, alone. This is a woman who has a house filled with a staff, tv cameras and 3 unruly sons. Not to mention her best friend Robert, a sister and the ever present F word stammering Luigi. Gotta love that Luigi...

Anyway, she hid the entire diagnosis, subsequent treatment and her recovery from everyone. How she did this amazes me but more disturbing is why? Anyone who watches the show knows knows that she loves those boys. Somehow I always feel she would have fared a little better with three daughters but sperm is what it is...

Those three boys are explosive to say the least. They go OFF at the slightest provocation. I could just see it know...

Subtitles...

Victoria : "Boys, I gotta lump in my breast..."

Carmine: "Hey! MA, WHAT? Why ya TELLIN' me this here?!"

Frankie: "Ma! Yo, yo YO!"

John: "What? Ma, WHAT? I gotta a lump in my hair gel, MA!"

Okay, I guess I understand....

* Victoria has since retracted her statement about the lying but we all know

Not a Celebrity but definitely a Rant. What in the fuck is this? Look at these lips. In my opinion (and there is only MY opinion...) these lips looks like big fat pink slugs. Slick on some of that gooey lip gloss and they look like big fat SLIMY pink slugs. They remind me of half of Hollywood. Those lumpy bumpy over injected, silicone implanted trout pout mouths that we all know and love.

What in the hell?

Why do women do this? I watched Priscilla Presley on Oprah and I could not look away. Her face was so botoxed and weird. The most disturbing was her top lip. It was so lumpy and stiff. It did not move...And not helping were the painted on bows at the top of her lip. Her entire face looked like a mask. I can understand the pressure of trying to look good, but enough is enough!

Dang!

Suck in that gut girl!

Lisa and her Momma

I watched them on Oprah. Yes, I fricking know it's a rerun, but Lisa is hot and such a bitch. Love. Her.

And yes... Oprah had the balls to ask Lisa Marie if she and Michael had S-E-X, and the answer was yes! Ew!!! Her mom chimed in right away with a horrible nasty thought, she said Michael banged Lisa Marie only in an attempt to make a baby with the King's daughter. Double Eww!

Sorry, I just can't see Michael tearing off a piece...

Alegra Vesace

Lollipop, lollipop!

Hey, I'm starvin' like Mary Kate! Someone gimme a sandwich. I don't know how these celebs get so skinny. They have got to be so hungry! Most people look better with a little weight on them. Lindsay Lohan looks horrible these days. So skinny that she has lost her boobs. I guess that answered that question anyway. Isn't it funny how some people carry weight differently? Nicole Ritchie actually looks better in the face but her skin and bones body makes her resemble a Bratz doll. Anyway, I wanna give a quick shout out...

Hey, Alegra! Dairy Queen called, they got a brownie double fudge sundae with your name on it!

Portia Di Rossi

UniBrow

What is she thinking? Those eyebrows are just outrageous! I watch Arrested Development. Love. It. Fresh, sophisticated and very original. I noticed the brows and thought it was part of the satire, the sarcasm. Then I noticed her not on the show and the brows remain. Clearly not natural, they are manufactured with a heavy hand wielding one mean crayon. Strange.

Pam looks wretched

What happened to her? She used to be so hot. My guess? This is what Hepititis C and a gallon of booze a day will do to you.

Hilary Duff

Okay enough with the horse jokes already! This poor girl has got to know that everyone is busting on her grill. Hilary, please go back to the dentist. Let him chisel them teef back down to size. Honestly, those teeth look like goverment issue dentures they give to poverty stricken babies mommas on welfare.

Kelly Ripa

This is another celeb that is just too skinny. Notice the Tit Pit. When your chest looks like this it's from food deprivation. Not "naturally thin," but starving . Has she looked in the mirror lately? Gah!

Teri Hatcher

Jeezus! How skinny do we need to be? I swear to God I thought this was a picture of the Crypt Keeper out on a jog. I hope she's running to the nearest Burger King for fries and a milkshake.








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