Breaking Bonaduce

Holy Crap! Is anyone watching this show?

I am and it is appalling! I love it.

It's real, raw and downright scary. This guy is nuts! I cannot believe that he would put this out there. I can only hope there is a happy ending because so far, Danny is out of control and out of his mind.

I watch a hell of a lot of Reality TV and this is the most real, warts and all celebrity show ever. Watch it, you won't be disappointed!

The Corpse Bride and Groom

Are they not the perfect couple? So well suited for each other.

Just look at them... Awwww.

Both shaggy, unkempt and unwashed. A little quirky, a lot disheveled...

Adorrrable!

*Tim Burton & Helena Bonham Carter

What A Tit Pit

God. I hate Mariah.

I wish she would go away.














I "borrowed" this pic from Dana's Dirt. Who knows where she stole it from. Thanks anyway...

J.D. Is The Shit!

Wow, what a great show. Rock Star INXS. The search for a new lead singer brought the real talent out. The cream of the crop, all in one show.

So many great performers, but one stood out. J.D. Fortune had what it took. He rocked and rolled and just kicked ass. The total package.

His original song Pretty Vegas has been in heavy rotation in my head.

He definitely has that INXS flavor. They picked the right guy, makes me wonder if they didn't know all along?

Jordis

Linda Perry called, she wants her look back...

Marty

What a beautiful guy. He has a quiet, intense way about him. Although he came in second place, I know he'll go far. He had that crazy conductor move that was so original. Loved him.

Big Brother 6

This is a photo of an IDIOT.

*sigh*

Ivette chose a 9 week friendship over her family. Duh! Taking that using bitch Maggie to the final two was a stupid move. Maggie just coasted along the entire show riding on "The Friendship."

Janelle, who scratched and clawed the entire way deserved to win, or a least come in second.

Ivette, your family is going to disown you. Let's see how long you keep all those "friends" outside of the house.

BTW:

Could not STAND that jerk off Eric aka Cappy. What a TOOL!

Surreal Life Throw Down

Janice needs to snatch Omarosa bald.
The World's First Supermodel should slap and then sue the pants off that skank ass ho!

After all, everyone knows supermodels snort crank, not smoke crack.

*Stupid bitch*

Congratulations?

Britney is now a Mommy and Kevin is a Daddy, again.

Well, at least she got married and THEN pregnant.

How long before they *sell*
um, release pictures of the Happy Family to the tabloids?

Sour Puss

LOL!

"I be broke N shit"

Mike is busted. I hear he's spent his last 300 million.

*Ahem*

Excuse me? How does one go about blowing hundreds of millions of dollars?

I can just see Mike at Kmart...

"Yeth, Martha Stewart? She a Ho Ass Bitch, now gimme 4000 sheet sets in plaid, pleath!"

This just looks right...

C'mon, dontcha agree?

*photo borrowed from www.consumptionjunction.com Part of the Sick Site Network and I LOVE it!

Tommy's brain is in a tangle...

Is anyone watching Tommy Lee Goes To College?

I am and what I see is Tommy looking like a deer caught in the headlights. All the time. He is clearly in over his head.

The show is a little entertaining. It could be because I can't look at Tommy without thinking of his big dick.

Or it could be the staged antics. Or maybe the frat crib, House Of Lee. Or even his room mate who will forever be popular by association, or...

Nope, it's that dick I'm thinking about.

Looks Painful

Shakira is hot and so sexy. Usually....

Every time I watch the video La Tortura, I am concerned and then grossed out.

She reminds me a Night of the Living Dead corpse, crawling and scooting across the floor. Belly heaving, gasping for that last earthly breath.

God! Does anyone find that hot? Not me.

Fierce Nipple Pierce

What A Girl Wants?

Can't blame a girl for wanting boobs.