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Angelina Jolie has quite an amazing mouth
...If she were only see thru, we could use her for a goldfish bowl.

My Fair Brady?

Awww...I read on lolipop's page that these two have split up.

I am absolutely shocked!

Actually, I'm not. I've been watching the show, haven't YOU?

I am more shocked at Adrienne Curry (America's Next Top Model) begging Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) to marry her. Who does this? All this asking, pleading and hinting around?

Honey, if you gotta ask...

She say's her bilogical clock is ticking. What the fuck? What is she? Like, 22 ys old? Honey, your eggs are in the millions. It may be his baby batter she's concerned with. After all he's twice her age.

However...

He is hott, in a Brady kind of way.

Am I missing something here?

Man, Tom looks so gay in this picture. But, I really don't think he's gay.

*Not that it matters*

I've been thinking about Tom lately. I've never been a Tom fan. I think he is weird and a huge retarded tool. That said, I am wondering about a few things...

Wasn't Tom always super popular? I know he's been in a ton of great movies. A big box office draw, right?

So, why does everyone suddenly seem to hate him? Religion? He has always been a Scientologist. Many popular stars are. That's nothin' new.

Relationship wise, back when he was with Nicole everyone was cool about that. I don't remember any real "speculation" about him then. Or people saying their marriage was a sham.

Is it because of Katie? He didn't go jumping on sofas or spouting Scientology junk until after he was already with Katie. But the hating seemed to start as soon as he and Katie hooked up. It's just weird how everyone doubts his relationship with her, but not with Nicole and the others.

Granted it was strange how he and Nicole, while in their prime, would adopt instead of go biological, but there are a bunch of reasons to explain that. My suspicion was always that he was infertile *snicker* But, then there was that whole miscarriage thing right at the time he split with Nicole. What the fuck was that all about? Weirdness...

Hmm...I just don't get it. Why all the hate? Anyone out there want to shed some light?
Just curious.

Talk amongst yourselves...

Paris has a loose ass

Damn!

Paris needs to do some squats and lunges, and I don't mean at some guy's penis.







*Photo borrowed from Hollywood Rag*

Jessica and a Jackass

Wow, Jessica looks like she's having too much fun, leaving with a dude who appears to be blowing a snot rocket.

...Nice




*I lifted this pic from Bricks and Stones, damn good site, I just put a link for them on my page*

Lesbian Love Is Blind?

Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend.

Wow, what is up with that? Lesbians should be hot, not scary.

I've heard of Lipstick Lesbians. These two look like Chapstick Lesbians!

Ew...

Celebrity Camel Toe

I cannot think of anything more unsightly than a piece of fabric riding up your crotch. Not to mention the discomfort factor. That said, here's a few pics of Celebrity Camel Toe's.

The Living Dead

Too much excess? Pete Doherty is looking damn rough.

Hard drinkin', hard partyin' and hard livin' will leave you dead.

At least we'll know what his corpse'll look like when he overdoses on whatever.

What a Tool...

Jason Lee has a new show called, My Name is Earl.

So what?

What I wanna talk about is what he named his kid.

This guy has won the prize for...

*Most Retarded Name Ever*

He and his "fiancee" Beth Riesgraf have named their 2 year old son,

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee

This makes me throw up just a little in my mouth.

P.S. He is also an "avid Scientologist"
...I'm just sayin'

Titty Alert !

I am fixin' to post some kinda naked pictures. You may or may not have seen them before.

If they offend you, then you shouldn't be here!

If you have already seen them move on, if not
...enjoy!!

*following pics courtesy of celebrity factor*

Nicole, J Lo, Avril, Jessica & Hilary

Cameron Diaz and some random bitch

Heather Locklear

Can't see much, but it's funny anyway...

Old School Geena Davis

Yikes! Wax that cootchie!

Justine Bateman

What the heck ever happened to her? Her brother, Jason (who is still hot as hell), is on Arrested Development, which is an awesome show, btw!

Crackney

Whitney Houston forgot to look into the mirror while she was doing those lines...

Madonna and some dude type chicks

Madonna and Naomi

We are so posing!

Ew...

Pairs and Stephen (Laguana Beach)

Don't they look like the perfect couple? After all Stephen is such a boy.

If he threw her a bone, I'm sure Paris could teach him a trick or two.

No Fucking Way!

They are saying Katie is pregnant. This may be true, but I seriously doubt Tom Cruise made that deposit, if ya know what I mean...

Uh, I always thought Tom was a little light in his load, if ya know what I mean.

He's been married twice before and adopted kids with Nicole.

My guess is that Tom is shooting blanks, if ya know what I mean.

...Unless this kid is an exact replica of Tom, I just ain't gonna believe it, ya'll.

What is strange in this picture?

No, it's not Jack Osbourne. That is funny though. I like him...

It's the cigarette. Clenched between those freakishly long fingers. I've never noticed Paris smoking before.

...And honey, I don't miss much.

* oops, another pic stolen from Junk Feud

Right where you wanna be

Oh look...

Lyndsay Lohan right next to the toilet.




How convenient. She can lift the lid to puke and snort coke off the seat.

Photo:Junk Feud

Damn! Get Your Hair Did Girl...

Fantasia ain't illegitimate, she just be illiterate.

"American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino reveals in her memoirs that she is functionally illiterate and had to fake her way through some scripted portions of the televised talent show, which she won in 2004.

Gotcha! And I thought she was just some froggy lookin' Baby's Momma

This picture makes me smile...

...and then laugh. And laugh. Just laughin' my ass off.

Yeah, good times...

No More Jail Bait

Hilary is now 18. She can vote and fuck.Joel gets to bang the prom queen legal style.

Awww, so cute....

Joel that is. He's hott, in a tattooed and pierced sort of way.