Katies Not Glib

Man, Katie does not look happy. Gritting those teeth and eyes shooting daggers at Tom. Hmmm....What is up with that?

Very Interesting.

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Beauty and the Beatnik

This child is going to be beautiful. Angelina couldn't have picked out a better kid.

As for Brad? Well, I never thought he was that hot. Kinda resembles a little cow, baby calf rather.

I hear he smokes a lot of weed.

The Hotness of K fed

Britney looks good. Her fashion choices are always a little off. Almost OK, but never quite right.

I actually think Kevin is cute, however the cornrows would have to go.

I can tell he is good in the sack. Know what I mean? Some guys you can just tell if they are any good by the look they have about them.

He has that pot head sex appeal.

Sexiest Man Alive?

Now here in another guy who knows his way around a woman. This is hotness at it's finest. He is really not that good looking but he has that smouldering sex appeal. You can just tell...

I hear he smokes a lot of weed too. He likes to get high and naked and play with his bongos.

Works for me.

What shoulda been...

I like this rendition better 'cause it just makes more sense. Britney what were you thinking? Jumping into the shallow gene pool of corn rowed, sock and sandal wearing K Fed. You can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer without attaching the wheels.

I haven't noticed this fucking excellent pic out there in my gossip travels. A little bird named Nicole sent it to me. Thanks!!

Jessica is scaring me

Jeezus! Someone stop the makeup artist. Notice how fresh and clean she can look? Granted the teeth/nose are huge

...in any event, the natural look is way better than that inch thick, contoured, airbrushed on shit.

Yes, I know the picture is old...

But Damn! That is so ugly. It's like someone was out to get her. Who approves a cover like that? Not that she looks much better in any other photo.

My personal favorite was of Fergie in her pissy britches.

*Loved that*

She's just another one of those over contoured and heavily airbrushed homely plain bitches trying to look good.

Lindsay Lohan's Tit Pit

I see this pic on all the sites out there. The one thing everyone is failing to mention is,

...what in the hell is up with that big dent under her boob?

Doesn't look like a shadow to me.

Ew.

Britney cannot dress herself

Jeezus, Britney! I can see your nipple.

Gravity has pulled it down and to the side, that's hot.

Here is Paris with her Blunk

It's only Bling when it's real. Anything else is just junk.

Tricky Little Paris

So Paris was wearing a Cubic Zirconia diamond engagement ring. Supposedly purchased by herself.

Why am I not surprised? Can she be any less authentic? Now we know that the ring was as fake as her relationship...

and her hair
and her eye color
and her tan
and her poses
and her friends
and her personality

...Am I forgetting anything?

Lindsay Lohan

...and her gnarly hands

These type pics of her gross hands have been making the rounds. Of course I have to express my opinion. First off, I have to agree it's drugstore self tanner stains. That cheesy junk will build up on any rough skin.

Rough skin?! From what you might ask?

My logic says that those callouses are from playing tennis. But my good sense says they're from her vibrator.

I'm just sayin'

Let's have some fun, okay?

We used to get completely wasted and play a game called, "Would You Rather."

Here are the rules.

1. Everyone participates.

2. Everyone gets to be a tad bit bisexual.

3. Someone picks two "known" people, both of the same sex . (I get to pick 'cause it's my blog, but I am open to suggestions.)

4. Everyone has to decide individually, which person they would "do" and why.

5. "Do" means anything you want. Really, it's just a preference. Sometimes it's hot and sexy people you get to choose between and other times not so hot.


So, we'll kick it off with, these two lovely ladies...

Who would you rather do and why?

Meg Ryan or Goldie hawn?

Roseann Barr or Rosie O'Donnell?

Keith Richards or Mick Jagger?

Would you rather do Jenna or Pam?

Jenna Jameson or Pamela Anderson

Can you say damage control?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - After a string of publicity faux pas that made him one of Hollywood's favorite punch lines, the actor has hired a leading public relations firm to replace his sister as his chief spokesperson.

Smart fucking move Tom. All my beautiful commenting readers coulda told ya that!

Gag me with a corn dog!

God!

Just look at this picture of Nicole Ritchie. This is a girl with serious food issues.

I swear it looks like she's about to use that corn dog to help barf up the lettuce leaf she choked down for lunch.

Someone needs to grab the back of her head and shove her mouth down.

I'm just sayin'

The other Duff

Um, Haylie right?

Look at that nose!

Quite an impressive ski slope she has going there.

Can anyone fill me in on what she has ever done...

Besides look like a fully dressed porn star?

...Always posing kissy faced and all up on her sister.

Ew.

I can handle the truth...

By the way thanks for all the Tom Cruise response. I have some damn sharp opinionated people making comments. I like it.

Here is another one I've been thinking about...

Britney and Kevin. Man, do people hate on them and it's weird to me. I don't really get it.

I watched Chaos and I totally bought that they are in love. I also think Kevin was broken up with Shar, even though she was pregnant, again. Damn that bitch has FOUR kids already!

Anyway, I been checking it out and it is crazy how much people dislike these two. A lot of pop star girls get married, have babies etc. When Britney was pregnant people were going all out on the baby hate, calling the unborn baby a "spawn" or "fetus" and saying all kinds of stuff. It was relentless.

I have to admit, Britney goes out all the time looking like shit. The fashion choices are horrendous on both their parts. Socks with sandals anyone?

...And Britney honey, some girls NEED a little makeup.

So, my point is...

Why the hate? She was every body's darling when she was with Justin. As for breaking up Kevin and Shar? I doubt it, but look at all the Hollywood Ho's, male and female who hook up on a regular basis with this one and that one...

These two are just persecuted on a regular basis, what gives?

Anyone want to Holla?

Do Not Feed The Model

"Look! I am a model and I am starving."
.

..And Honey, it shows.

Whitney gets a grip

Here is Whitney looking like she has to pee, thinking she shouldn't have drank all that Hennessy.

Damn! Notice the flap jack boob?

...And what is up with that Aqua Net hair?

Girl, you are a mess!

Naughty Nurse

Now you just gotta know that Christina and her man has some nice and naughty sex when they got home.

Sweet.





*I stole these pics from pinkisthenewblog, Holla!*