Celebrity Rant: January 2006

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Retro Hottie

Steven Tyler, making his I'm gonna cum face.

Any retro hottie you wanna see? Leave a comment!

Loose Lips

"I'd make sleeping in legal. Everbody can come into work around 11 o'clock."

*If Queen Latifah were president

"I'd rather be natural for as long as I can get away with it."

*Teri Hatcher, holding off on the Botox for now...yeah, riiiight.

"I babysat for my nephew, and it's not as glamorous as it looks."

*Beyonce.

Um, duh! Since when is a poopy diaper and spit up glamorous?

Who would you rather "DO" and why?

Who's trying to duck the paparazzi?

amnad guessed it right, Lindsay Lohan

Whose tongue?

Yeah, hemipoweredjimmie knew it was Constantine, from AI

Did you guys catch the clip where he did his trademark kick and fell on his ass? LOL!

Who has to pee?

Yeah, it was Kenny Chesney.

Famous for marrying/divorcing/anulling whatever, Renee Zwelleger. He sings too. But it's Country music and that doesn't count.

Retro Hotties

Winona Ryder

Jamie Gertz

Justine Bateman

Requested by Jan

Monday, January 30, 2006

Loose Lips

"I'm starting to feel more feminine. I'm getting into hair and makeup and image."

*Avril Lavigne

"I've always preferred to go home and take a bath, snuggle up in bed and watch Jon Stewart."

*Mandy Moore

"Joel is the most respectful boyfriend I've ever had. We had five or six dates before we even kissed.

*Hilary Duff

Who Would You Rather "Do" and Why?

Ozzy or Alice?

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Who's 80's hair?

No one guessed this one yet, so I revealed a little more

Lita Ford was just too easy for tiredawg

Friday, January 27, 2006

Retro Hotties

Ian Astbury from the Cult

John Taylor from Duran Duran

Andy Garcia

Dustin Nguyen from 21 Jumpstreet

All requested by Jan. I will get to the rest on Monday.

Anyone else? If ya'll don't request anyone I am forced to put up dorks like Shaun Cassidy.

Then and Now

Farrah Fawcett.

I know it's a drawing, but it's pretty damn accurate!

Any suggestions of someone you like me to feature for Then and Now? Leave a comment.

Guess Who?

Dolphin guessed it, Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.

Who's nip slip?

brad and ted, both right. Mandy Moore and Jenny McCarthy

This is one chick that is going to look bangin' no matter what. I bet she births that baby with her red lips and all. She *always* looks spectacular.

Really, being preggo is no excuse to look like shit (remember Britney?) Make a fucking effort, ayight?