Friday, March 31, 2006

Excuse me?

Okay, I have to apologize for the random ads popping up. It's totally fucked, but I am working on it. I have NO IDEA why this is happening.

And if any of you fellow bloggers can reccommend a decent advertising company that actually gives you tech support, let me know.

Personally I love to click on ads and buy shit I do not need. But I get really pissed when they are in the MIDDLE of the screen!

Bear with me.

Smoochies * * * Celebrity Rant

Really Retro


ALF

Puzzled?








Guess Who?

Tommygirl got it. Trix Rabbit, CapNCrunch, Lucky Charms and Snap Crackle and Pop.

Lyrical Genius


I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
ve been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Meridith Brooks...Bitch

Who would you rather "do" and why?



Gene Simmons or Steven Tyler?






I'd have to go with Gene. He has this smoldering sexuality thing going and don't forget that tongue!

Celebrity 411

When he was little, Ben Affleck asked his mom for a dog, and she tested him by making him walk an imaginary pup for a week. In the end he only lasted five days and didn't get the dog.

Loose Lips

"Michael still can't understand. He asks, 'How many black dresses does one woman need' "

*Catherine Zeta-Jones


"It's very difficult to get out of the house these days. It takes me ages to get ready, ages to make sure Matilida has everything she needs."

*Michelle Williams


"I don't know if I am a good mother. I don't know if I am patient enough."

*Felicity Huffman

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Really Retro

Michael Hutchence

*as requested by dolphin4711

Lyrical Genius


Hate baby hate
When there's nothing left for you
You're only human
What can you do
It'll soon be over
Don't let your pain take over you

INXS
New Sensation

Well THAT explains it.


I have often wondered what Jennifer Lopez see's in this Marc Anthony dude.

Now I have the answer. Here he is grabbing his junk. It looks like quite a bit.

I loves me a man with a big hanging dick. Don't you?





I stole this picture from
People We Love To Hate

Guess Who?


***No one guessed Drew Barrymore!
No one got this top picture yet, so I revealed a little more...










Boobs!

*Okay, you guys guessed 3 out of 4! Jennifer, Angelina and Madonna. Now...who is the top one?

Celebrity 411

Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey began his career as a juggling, unicycle-riding clown.

Loose Lips

"He's the man I love. But he doesn't feel the same way about me."

*Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson


"I love clothes. But....as soon as I get in, I strip off and have naked time around the house. I feel most beautiful and sexy when I am naked."

*Charlize Theron


"For years I worried about my looks. I thought I was too short or not thin enough to be a Hollywood star."

*Reese Witherspoon

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Really Retro

Jim Morrison.

God he was hot. In a wasted and drunken sort of way.

Lyrical Genius


Cancel my subscription to the resurrection
Send my credentials to the house of detention
I got some friends inside

The Doors... When the Music's Over

Celebrity 411

Paris Hilton has size 11 feet! "All those super-cute shoes like Guccis and Monolos," she wrote in Confessions of an Heiress, "look like clown shoes on me!"


Um, yeah... all her boyfriends look like clowns on her too.

Drugs are bad ...mmmkay?

Loose Lips

"I'm tempted to get the razor to do it. I thought would that be so bad?"

*Kelly Osbourne ...wants to shave her own head.


"There was a lot of wirework and spinning. By the end of the scene, I was off the wire and....blurrrgh, I hurled."

*Halle Berry....On filming X-men


"I will kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle east."

*Sharon Stone...still a slut.

Puzzled









Guess Who?

*anonymous guessed it. The Tom Cruise posse... Nicole, Katie, Penelope and Mimi

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Lyrical Genius


And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

*Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit

Separated at Birth

David Lee Roth and this Ostrich