Friday, March 31, 2006
Excuse me?
And if any of you fellow bloggers can reccommend a decent advertising company that actually gives you tech support, let me know.
Personally I love to click on ads and buy shit I do not need. But I get really pissed when they are in the MIDDLE of the screen!
Bear with me.
Smoochies * * * Celebrity Rant
Lyrical Genius

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
ve been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Meridith Brooks...Bitch
Who would you rather "do" and why?


Gene Simmons or Steven Tyler?
I'd have to go with Gene. He has this smoldering sexuality thing going and don't forget that tongue!
Celebrity 411
When he was little, Ben Affleck asked his mom for a dog, and she tested him by making him walk an imaginary pup for a week. In the end he only lasted five days and didn't get the dog.
Loose Lips
"Michael still can't understand. He asks, 'How many black dresses does one woman need' "*Catherine Zeta-Jones
"It's very difficult to get out of the house these days. It takes me ages to get ready, ages to make sure Matilida has everything she needs."
*Michelle Williams
"I don't know if I am a good mother. I don't know if I am patient enough."
*Felicity Huffman
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Lyrical Genius

Hate baby hate
When there's nothing left for you
You're only human
What can you do
It'll soon be over
Don't let your pain take over you
INXS
New Sensation
Well THAT explains it.

I have often wondered what Jennifer Lopez see's in this Marc Anthony dude.
Now I have the answer. Here he is grabbing his junk. It looks like quite a bit.
I loves me a man with a big hanging dick. Don't you?
I stole this picture from
People We Love To Hate
Guess Who?

***No one guessed Drew Barrymore!
No one got this top picture yet, so I revealed a little more...






Boobs!
*Okay, you guys guessed 3 out of 4! Jennifer, Angelina and Madonna. Now...who is the top one?
Loose Lips
"He's the man I love. But he doesn't feel the same way about me."*Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson
"I love clothes. But....as soon as I get in, I strip off and have naked time around the house. I feel most beautiful and sexy when I am naked."
*Charlize Theron
"For years I worried about my looks. I thought I was too short or not thin enough to be a Hollywood star."
*Reese Witherspoon
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Lyrical Genius

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection
Send my credentials to the house of detention
I got some friends inside
The Doors... When the Music's Over
Celebrity 411
Paris Hilton has size 11 feet! "All those super-cute shoes like Guccis and Monolos," she wrote in Confessions of an Heiress, "look like clown shoes on me!"Um, yeah... all her boyfriends look like clowns on her too.
Loose Lips
"I'm tempted to get the razor to do it. I thought would that be so bad?"*Kelly Osbourne ...wants to shave her own head.
"There was a lot of wirework and spinning. By the end of the scene, I was off the wire and....blurrrgh, I hurled."
*Halle Berry....On filming X-men
"I will kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle east."
*Sharon Stone...still a slut.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Lyrical Genius

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
*Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit






















