Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?
Billy said...The letter "V"
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Remember those commercials? That old lady was hilarious! She'd clap with attitude, then plop over in bed, falling instantly asleep.
That was great shit, right there.
*thanks for the memories, HoneyB. Great Really Retro idea!
Anyone else want to pass along a picture, idea or just say hi? Feel free to email me!
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: Yup, the parrot was deaf!
*What? No freaking guesses?! Okay hints!
1. famous for her relatives
2. famous for being a bitch
3. famous by association
4. famous for her skills
2. Diana Ross
3. Bobby Trendy (was on the Anna Nicole show)
4. Hilary Swank
***ugh! For some reason, I cannot download the Bobby Trendy pic. Blogger hates me. Trust me, he looks ridiculous.
Monday, May 29, 2006
"It became like an addiction, to find a place and completely redo it from top to bottom."
"When you walk around New York City or L.A. everyone looks the same. It's pathetic. The lips all look like duck lips, there's no more wrinkles. Everything that made someone beautiful is gone."
yeah baby what did i win? hahahahahah
Jackie, you win a 3 way with your choice of these ladies ...personally, I'd do Kelly and Janice. Jada is looking a little scary.
...well actually so is Janice.
I'll just send you a free toaster, ayight?