Friday, June 30, 2006

Retro Hottie


Alice Cooper

Guess Who?







C'mon, these are freaking easy!

Answers:
lori said... 1. Jessica Biel- nope, it's Anne Hathaway 2. Alicia Silverstone
3. Michelle Rodriguez

Really Stupid Joke


Q: Why did Angus Young get paid only $2.00 for changing a childs diaper, picking up after his kids, taking out the garbage and washing his dog?

Anyone know the answer?

Answer:
Because they were Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! Told ya it was really stupid.

Useless Celebrity Trivia


Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like a Lady was written about Vince Neil of Motley Crue.

*may or may not be true, that's why it's useless

Stupid shit they say...


"Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid." - Eminem

Remember This?


"Where's The Beef?!"

Movie Quotes


What actor/actress said this line? What movie?

"People put you down enough, you start to believe it."

Answer: Anonymous said...
Julia Roberts-Pretty Woman

Cult Movie Trivia


In the 1998 film "The Big Lebowski" what is the favorite past time of "Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski?

Answer:
hemipoweredjimmy said...
Well it could be a couple of things, drugs, bowling, drinking white russians, listening to CCR. I think I am going to go with bowling though. Yeah, definitely bowling

trish said...
that or smoking pot


LOL!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Retro Hottie

Marlon Brando

Puzzled









Guess Who?

Answer:
Anonymous said...
LINDSEY LOHAN NIKKY HILTEn PARIS HILTEN AND I DONT KNOW THE FUCK WHO BECAUSE uR LINK AINT OPENING SO I canT COPY AND PASTE THE LIL SQUARES TOGETHER TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS. thank you very much


Anon, that shit seriously cracked my ass up. Oh, and the last pic is Mary Kate dressed up in her Jesus freak outfit.

Stupid shit they say....


"Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star." - Cindy Crawford, Supermodel

Useless Celebrity Trivia


Zsa Zsa Gabor wins the list of most married female celebrities with a record 9 husbands. Elizabeth Taylor and Lana Turner tie for second at 8 husbands.

80's Fads


Hacky-Sack

Coordinated enough to kick a beanbag but too wimpy to be a jock? Hacky-Sack was your sport.

Remember 1989?


* Kim Basinger buys Braselton, Georgia for $20 million.

* The parents of the Menendez brothers are found murdered, Lyle and Erik are later accused of the murders

* Geraldo Riveria gets his nose broken on his show by a violent guest

* Pete Rose is banned from baseball for betting on games, August 24.

Celebrity Birthday


Gary Busey is 62 today

Movie Quotes


What actor/actress said this line? What movie?

"That's right!! That's what you get! Look at you, ship all banged up. Who's the man! Huh?! Who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane!"

Answer:
trish said...
Will Smith in Independance Day

Cult Movie Trivia


What famous basketball player had a role as co-pilot in the 1980 comedy film "Airplane"?

Answer:
dolphin4711 said...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Rant's Top 5






This is going around the blog world, someone asked me....

"Name the top 5 celebrities you'd like to sleep with and why"

I'm assuming you mean sex and not sleep...

in that case, here are my top 5 choices in no particular order:

1. Jon Bon Jovi ....he was the lust of my life. Well, at least for the 80's. The total package, then and now.

2. Nick Lachey ...he is *such* a manly man. Moving his own furniture? That was hot.

3. Gina Gershon ....she was such a bitch in showgirls. I'd just love to slap her and then let her do me.

4. JD Fortune ...The new singer in INXS. Not exactly the hottest looking, but he has this smouldering sex appeal...

5. Shakira ...enough said.


So, tell me...

Who are the top 5 celebrities that you'd like to bang?

Retro Hotties


The Smurfs!

Guess Who?






Easy!

Are you kidding me? NO guesses! Hints? Actress, singer, actress

**Answers:

Christina Applegate, Debbie Gibson and of course Jessica Alba

80's Fads


"Baby on Board"

Remember when we were supposed to avoid hitting the cars with the "Baby on Board" signs on them? It's open season on them now...

Strange shit they say....


"I'm not squeamish at all. As a child, I dragged a dead squirrel home on a skateboard, cut it open and tried to look at its brain."
- Jessica Biel when asked if all the fake blood in filming 'Blade" Trinity' bothered her

Useless Celebrity Trivia


Hedy Lamarr, once known as “The Most Beautiful Woman In Films,” patented an invention for a radio guiding system for torpedoes which was used in WWII. A similar technology used for cellular devices today.

Celebrity Birthday


Kathy Bates is 58 today

Movie Quotes


What actor/actress said this line? What movie?

"Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."


Answer:
Anonymous said...
Leslie Nielsen: Naked Gun 33 1/3.