Dude has no legs. Check it.
This is actually pretty good. It's making the rounds out there, so I thought I'd toss it up here. Hey, it's a slow day. Of course it's NSFW. Language and some reefer smoking. I don't think there's any actual nudity, but then again I am so jaded and immune to it, I wouldn't have noticed.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Details Magazine Sexiest Women List
Hollywood’s Sexiest Woman in Details magazine.
1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Frieda Pinto
5. Kim Kardashian
WHAT? Jennifer Aniston is SEXY? In fact, THE sexiest? Um, no. I don't get it. Maniston is very not sexy. Some may find her attractive. Some may even like her non-personality. But I find her to be a crashing bore and totally not pretty. She certainly does not have sex appeal, c'mon.
Actually the only one on that list that is "sexy" is Megan Fox. I do think Kim Kardashian is very beautiful, but the girl isn't sexy either. She even says she's not sexy.
And Gisele looks like a man. Who compiled this list?
Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.
And who the fuck is Frieda Pinto?
1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Frieda Pinto
5. Kim Kardashian
WHAT? Jennifer Aniston is SEXY? In fact, THE sexiest? Um, no. I don't get it. Maniston is very not sexy. Some may find her attractive. Some may even like her non-personality. But I find her to be a crashing bore and totally not pretty. She certainly does not have sex appeal, c'mon.
Actually the only one on that list that is "sexy" is Megan Fox. I do think Kim Kardashian is very beautiful, but the girl isn't sexy either. She even says she's not sexy.
And Gisele looks like a man. Who compiled this list?
Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.
And who the fuck is Frieda Pinto?
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Fergie is workin' on her fitness...
Fergie is looking really good. She gained a few pounds for a role recently. Looks like it's gone now. Either way, Fergie is a cool chick and I like her.Say Anything
“My weakness is chocolate. I go through chocolate phases and I eat so much it gives me migraines.”
Enrique Iglesias
Ah. Yes. Enrique. So freaking hot. Just sexy, handsome etc. etc. Yup.
Apple & Suri are NOT having it...
And I don't blame them. As for all the adults that chose (and are gifted/lucky enough to make it) to celebrity status...Well, they are fair game. But their kids? I think the shitty paparazzi should back off. Those little 2 and 3 year olds did not sign up for that. Back off, alright?
The Royal Rossdale Family
I don't know exactly why, but I like this family. They seem normal, by Hollywood standards.... and genuine by any standards. Cute shot of Gwen, Gavin, Kingston and Zuma. Nothing more to say, really.Halle Berry & Nahla
All together now...Awwww.
Cuteness. Halle Berry and her adorable baby girl Nahla. Is that tiny baby in dance class already? Possible. Or just a darling tutu outfit?
Did Halle marry her baby daddy? Haven't heard... but that is some serious bling on her ring finger.
Planning on Moving?
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You may have some questions:
Why use a removal company?
There are many ways to move home but using a removal company is probably the easiest and safest. A professional removals firm offers a complete removals service including (if you require):
Packing your belongings for you
Sorting out any parking permits and bay suspensions
Disassembling large furniture and reassembling at the new address
They may also unpack all your goods and in some instances will actually unpack/re-hang items for you.
This type of service can help make your move time saving and stress free.
Another great tool in helping you move is finding a local man and van.
Planning a smaller move? Try a man with a van
A man with a van is sometimes easier and most certainly cheaper for smaller studio or one bedroom flats. They are unlikely to offer a packing service and may not be insured however they can be just as efficient as a removal company when you have less to move.
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You won't have the comfort of a big removals brand, but they can be just as reliable as long as you do some research.
Make sure you check the following with them:
*Questions for them
How big is their van and can they carry your largest item?
Will it take all of your belongings in one trip?
If not, can they do more than one trip and is it included in the price?
How many people will they supply to do the lifting and carrying?
Can you travel in the van with them (for peace of mind and directions!)
Are they insured (what happens if they break something)
*Questions for you
Have you arranged parking and access outside both moving addresses?
Your belongings probably won't be insured during transit - you may want to organise separate insurance with your home insurer to be on the safe side.
In any event, if you are planning a move check out this great website before you look anywhere else. You can save yourself a lot of time and expense not to mention the hassle of trying to do it all on your own. You'd be amazed at the resources available to you by a simple click of the mouse or a simple phone call. Help is just a moment away. Enjoy your new home faster and easier with moveme.com.
There is an amazing website available for you that has all your moving needs handled. The site is called Moveme.com and it is a great source of information for all of your moving needs.
You can utilize all of these amazing and helpful tools to take all the stress out of your move.
Moveme.com can help you to Plan Your Move, Get Free Quotes & Connect Your Home Services all at the same place!
One of the first steps in moving is deciding on a removal company. There is a ton of work involved in gathering everything together for the move and a great place to start is by finding removal quotes to get an idea of what the cost is and what can be involved.
You may have some questions:
Why use a removal company?There are many ways to move home but using a removal company is probably the easiest and safest. A professional removals firm offers a complete removals service including (if you require):
Packing your belongings for you
Sorting out any parking permits and bay suspensions
Disassembling large furniture and reassembling at the new address
They may also unpack all your goods and in some instances will actually unpack/re-hang items for you.
This type of service can help make your move time saving and stress free.
Another great tool in helping you move is finding a local man and van.
Planning a smaller move? Try a man with a van
A man with a van is sometimes easier and most certainly cheaper for smaller studio or one bedroom flats. They are unlikely to offer a packing service and may not be insured however they can be just as efficient as a removal company when you have less to move.
If you're moving from rented accommodation or a studio or one bedroom flat, you could save money by using a man with a van instead of a large removals company.
You won't have the comfort of a big removals brand, but they can be just as reliable as long as you do some research.
Make sure you check the following with them:
*Questions for them
How big is their van and can they carry your largest item?
Will it take all of your belongings in one trip?
If not, can they do more than one trip and is it included in the price?
How many people will they supply to do the lifting and carrying?
Can you travel in the van with them (for peace of mind and directions!)
Are they insured (what happens if they break something)
*Questions for you
Have you arranged parking and access outside both moving addresses?
Your belongings probably won't be insured during transit - you may want to organise separate insurance with your home insurer to be on the safe side.
In any event, if you are planning a move check out this great website before you look anywhere else. You can save yourself a lot of time and expense not to mention the hassle of trying to do it all on your own. You'd be amazed at the resources available to you by a simple click of the mouse or a simple phone call. Help is just a moment away. Enjoy your new home faster and easier with moveme.com.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
It's The Weekend!
Totally perfect comparison.Hey! Check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Sham-POW!
***Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel.
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
The affidavit … notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face … After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.***
LOL!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Is This Madonna's Newly Adopted Baby, Mercy?
This is a supposed photo of Madonna's newly adopted baby Mercy. Cute?Angelina Jolie is too skinny. Again.
Angelina Jolie is way thin once again. Can you believe she had TWINS in that tummy not too long ago? Last time she said she was so thin due to stress.... losing her mother etc. What is her reason this time? A role? Unless you are playing an anorexic, you do not have to be this skinny. It doesn't look good.Rihanna has new ink....
Rihanna just got inked. Again. This time she chose a gun, pistol... whatever. She was thinking of doing them on her shoulders but then decided to go with the tat under her arm.
Paris Hilton & Kathy Griffin
Paris is so dumb. She has no clue that Kathy will rip her to shreads in her next stand up act. I can't wait.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Nicole Ritchie Baby Bump
I like Nicole Ritchie. Here is her latest baby bump picture. I thought she was a little bigger than that. Someone said she might be having twins, but judging by this picture, I doubt it. You never know, though. Well, until delivery (or confirmation) day.
Amy Winehouse Divorce?
Here is Amy Winehouse all clean and "sober". Why in the world would a fabulous catch like Blake Fielder-Civil want to divorce ravishing Amy?
Kim Kardashian Photoshop.
I think Kim Kardashian is one of the most beautiful girls, evah. So, really... I am not too surprised that they didn't have to photoshop much for her latest photo in Complex Magazine. Compared to some of those magazine cover airbrush jobs out there, Kim looks pretty damn good.Robert Pattinson is a dirty bird.
I will never, in a million years, understand why certain people will not shower. I have missed a day, maybe 3 times in my life. Due to illness or drunken-ness. Which is one in the same.Gross. Rob Pattinson, wash that junk.
OctoSlut Nayda Suleman
"I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman's club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers."Nayda Suleman
God. She is ridiculous, right?
Kelly Clarkson?
I like her. Ya know... when Kelly Clarkson first appeared on American Idol she was not a skinny girl. In fact she looked like most girls out there, if not better! Then she lost a lot of weight. Pressure from the people, right?These days she is back to where she started and she is comfortable. You can tell. She would be even more unconcerned if people would just chill on the weight issue. Really. Guys. It doesn't matter.
Scarlett Johannson looks pretty.
It took me, like, 3 minutes to fix the spelling in her name. Could be the vodka or it could be that I don't write much about Scarlett Johannson. I will say her eyes look pretty and she is always dressed nicely. And she married a really hot guy. Ryan Reynolds? CUTE!One thing though. I am always transfixed on her bodacious ta-tas. And in this shot they are sorta covered. That bums me out because they are simply luscious and all you girls know what I mean.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
On Off On Off On Off On Off ....next!
This is getting comical. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green broke up. Again. I feel compelled to post it each time. I just have to. It's a sickness. Just like these two. I think they like the make up sex.Demi Moore's ass is called Ashton
Fine. I will jump on the old bandwagon and post the Demi Moore ass picture. As you've heard by now, Ashton Kutcher took the shot and put it up on his Twitter. So, that makes him a twittering twat in my book.I mean, yes... Demi's butt looks fab. But I would think ANY woman would not appreciate their ass pasted all over Twitter. Unless of course she wanted to feel relevant again for a day. Or maybe "outshine" Bruce Willis and his nupitals last weekend. And in that case I'll bet she put him up to it.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Lindsay Lohan is scattered....
There is Lindsay Lohan with a bra hanging out of her purse. Makes you wonder what is hanging out of her hoo haw.Or not.
Octo Mom by Daniel Edwards
Remember the Briney Spears giving-birth-on-a-bear-rug sculpture? Well, it was done by Daniel Edwards. He has also done Octo Mom Nadya Suleman. I don't think it really looks like Nadya. It more closely resembles Angelina Jolie, which isn't too far off the mark. Ang has what? 6 kids? At least she can easily afford to care for all of them.Katie, Suri & Romeo
Katie Holmes and Suri had a little play date. Look at Suri. CUTE! You can tell she's a handful and spoiled rotten.I'll bet she loved playing with that cute little boy who just happens to be Romeo Beckham.
Larry Birkhead is wasted?
Larry Birkhead was having "fun" recently. Complete with karate kicks. I actually like Larry. And I think he's cute. Except for when he is shit-faced.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Yup He's Gay!
Allegedly.Family members of Dean Shermet, the back-up-dancer-turned-husband of Leann Rimes are coming out and saying he IS gay. I suppose no one is truly surprised.
My question is WHY? Why do people do this? What is the point in faking at life? It's okay if you want to be private in your sexual business but why pose as a hetro when you are not?
Anyway Leann has supposedly "cheated" ...it was caught on tape, etc. Bitch could have been more discreet AND picked a dude that wasn't married with kids.
Lisa Monet & Jason Momoa
Here is Lisa Bonet and her baby daddy Jason Momoa. She still looks so pretty. He is SUPER hot in a scruffy sort of way.That tattoo on his arm is kind of different. I love ink. I have some myself. Yeah.
But I am so picky about what I like and don't like in tattoos. That one on his arm? I don't like it. But with that said, I'd still hit it.
Mary Kate is so very fashionable...
Yes. Mary Kate Olsen looks amazing. At least that's what my grandma said.Lindsay Lohan is no dumb ass...
Notice how Lindsay has the juice bag turned around? No product placement there. Smart girl. I would venture a guess that it's a Capri Sun. But don't race out and buy the stores out just 'cause Lindsay's might be drinking one. Instead just support your corner coke dealer 'cause you know she does.It's The Weekend!
I'd take that good advice and run with it!Please check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Friday, March 20, 2009
John Mayer is not easy on the eyes....
John Mayer always makes those "O" faces. Why? It's not sexy, it's hard to look at.Shauna Sands and her boobs...
Shauna Sands has wonky, icky looking boobs and that dude has ugly tattoos. JMO.Next shot
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Your Daily Amy Winehouse
Ooooh, scary! Amy Winehouse looks a little dead in the eyes, but hey... at least she's wearing panties.Thursday, March 19, 2009
Lindsay Lohan has issues...
Remember when Lindsay Lohan looked like this?
Or even this?
And now she looks like this.
Or even this?
And now she looks like this.
Again.
Sad isn't it?
Jessica Lange busted her ass!
Jessica Lange grabbed a loose railing, fell and broke her shoulder and collar bone as well as dislocated her arm. Ouch!
Heather Graham in a bikini
Here is something you don't see everyday. Heather Graham sporting a bikini. I think she is hot. But they say she is not exactly the brightest bulb in the room. I suppose looking like that she doesn't need to be.Reese and Jake are engaged.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal and getting married. They took their time and that is a smart thing to do. They seem like a nice, normal (by Hollywood standards) down to earth couple. Kinda like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.I wonder if Reese will have any more babies? She's got plenty of time.
One thing I don't get, is the rumor that Jake is gay. Just because of Brokeback Mountain? That's crazy! They didn't go around saying Heath Ledger was gay. I don't get it. Or maybe I am missing something?
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