Uma Thurman is a natural...

Her boobs anyway... I've never found Uma Thurman to be particularly attractive. These days her boobs have been dropping down, down, down. Which is fine and can still be sexy but only if the nipples are still on top.

Christina Aguliera & Heidi Klum

Wow, just the other day I said Christina Aguliera was looking bad... but compared to Heidi Klum a "model" Christina is clearly the winner here.

Speidi

I don't give these two the time of day or face time on this site. But I just had to laugh. Heidi and Spencer honeymoon in Mexico... Ahaaa-CHOO!

Ha! And their masks are the cheap, ineffective type. Pfft.

Airbrushed even back then....

Salma Hayek's ass....

Selma Hayek's bodacious butt. Enjoy! It's almost as good as her boobs.

Tori Spelling's book is doing well....

But more alarming is the huge cavern between Tori Spellings boobs.

Pam is slowly coming apart....

at the seams. Shirt tucked half in, half out. Too short, too tight, too fucking much. Or too little. Pam could still be attractive. I can help her. This is what she needs:

1. Medium blonde hair color
2. No more spray tan
3. Clothes that fit
4. Clothes that cover her private parts
5. Any color other than white
6. A breast reduction
7. Vaginal rejuvenation
8. Blood Transfusion
9. Good scrubbing bath
10. Chemical peel/botox

See? That's all she needs, right? Did I miss anything?

Mary Kate is like riding a bike...

You fall off, you get right back on. Mary Kate's glasses and rosary are channeling Ozzy Osbourne. Very obvious.

Christina Aguilera is looking like a clown...

I thought Britney was on The Circus tour? Christina is looking kinda bad on a regular basis. Oh, well... at least we know Christina is capable of pulling it together, eventually.

Ashlee Simpson & Bronx

I can't tell if Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's baby Bronx is a cutie yet. His daddy is a weirdo and he just might get his momma's old nose. At least he'll have one hell of a trust fund.

Run Suri RUN!

Suri Cruise is running like hell. Maybe it's 'cause she's a toddler on vengeance for independence or maybe it's 'cause the spaceships are chasing her. In any event she looks super cute and past her awkward phase (for now) ...she is running like hell in her red ballerina shoes. Thank goodness they decided to let the poor child's hair grow back out. So. Much. Better.

Miley Cyrus is subtle?

Is Miley Cyrus trying to tell us something?

Sean Preston wurk!

I think Sean Preston is REALLY trying to tell us something.

Work! Wurk it gurl... do your thang!

Megan Fox of the day....

Megan Fox. No reason. Just because she is hot. And dressed hot. And looks hot.

SIZZLE!

Camila Alves & Levi

Matthew Conaughney baby momma Camila Alves & son Levi. Adorable! I can't tell who the baby looks like yet, but I am sure he'll be catching some tasty waves very soon!

Nope, I call bull crap.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick fakin' it major for the cameras. I've never liked Sarah from way back when she stole Robert Downey Jr. away from all of us. Maybe she did us all a favor? She is still hella fug and married to a gay (sotheysay) guy.

On second thought, maybe RD Jr. was/is a gay guy too? Damn.

Jamie Lynn Spears & Maddie

Something you don't see too often... Teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears and baby Maddie out and being photographed. Jamie must have been desperate for a Walmart run. You know, rollin' back those prices (and SUV'S) ....and all that.

British Airways Suck Ass

No way. I am totally not believing that British Airway told Joel Madden to cover his tattoos, before they let him board their shitty jet. RIDICULOUS!

I am a big fan of ink. Been inked a bit myself. And if the tattoo isn't offensive like naked titties, rebel flags or cartoons (jk) who in the hell has the "right" to tell someone to cover up? I heard he did. Cover them up, that is...

Joel is a way too nice guy. British Airaway needs to remove the fuselage from their asses and get over it!

Lindsay Lohan and her ass bikini pictures...

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Her ass ain't bad considering how thin the rest of her is...

The best part? Her purse. I WANT ONE!!! Love the fringe. And the wedgie. Take your pick

Kim Kardashian is blonde!

Wowza! Kim Kardashian has blonde hair. Although I like her better dark, I think she looks amazing. This girl could shave her head and still look good.

Tar Reid and her puppy...

Tara Reid has a cute little pooch.

Poor girl, that is really unfortunate the state of her tummy. I wonder if she gained a few pounds it would smooth out a bit? She really is pretty, I bet she didn't even really need that lipo! Regrets.

Heidi Klum & Seal are done!

Making babies, that is...
Heidi Klum and Seal say #4 is a charm. They are closing down the baby factory. Whew.

One day Heidi is not gonna bounce back so easily. Oh, no... she'll turn into a mere mortal with saggy boobs and stretch marks!

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler?

So now Maniston is dating Gerard Butler? LAME-O! He is the biggest (alleged) dog of all, when are you going to just date yourself Jennifer?

Henry Ian Cusick from Lost is a pervert....

Serious charges are being brought against Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Desmond on the ABC series Lost.

**ABC entertainment employee, plaintiff Chelsea Stone alleges that on or about Oct. 16, Cusick “placed his hand on her buttocks” and then caressed her back “while making moaning sounds.” He then put his face in her cleavage and wagged his head back and forth, according to the lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court. He then touched her breasts with his hands and kissed her on the mouth, Stone says.**

DUDE! Gross. Chicks hate that shit. When has that ever worked for a guy? Motorboating? How middle school.

Henry Ian Cu-SICK!

No way is this Zac Efron!

Really? Serious? This is Zac Efron?

Heart parties on...

I love Heart. Ann and Nancy Wilson the Heart sisters were at a party. Drinking out of a plastic cup? Nothing too fancy, right?

Miley, Nick & Justin

What a silly child. Miley Cyrus broke up with hot guy Justin Gaston to go back with Nick Jonas. A Jonas brother? She has zero sense.

Jessica Alba is tricky...

Is Jessica Alba wiping a snotty nose or does that rag contain chloroform? I can't tell, she's such a bitch.

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Please pay attention to Mischa Barton...

She is starving for it. I am convinced that Mischa Barton is doing this scary-skinny thing on purpose.

Kate Moss looke like hell....

This chick is living hard and it shows. Kate Moss looks awful all the time now. At least she's gained a little weight. What is she now a size 1?

Lady Gaga, whatever...

...yeah, I know. Lady Gaga. Crazy shoes and very unflattering jiffy pop skirt. Totally misses the mark on this one.

Jennifer Hudson is pregnant?

Is Jennifer Hudson pregnant? Sure look that way to me. Good for her. Hopefully she can find comfort in starting a family.

Fergie is looking bald...

Well. That is a large patch of thinning hair up on top. Fergie needs to lay off the extensions. They are hell on your hair and scalp. I've had them and trust me, when it's time to take them out, you lose a lot of hair along with them. A lot.

Once Upon A Time

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was young (looking) ...fresh, bright and had perky boobs?

Nah. Me neither.

Vanessa Hudgens looks cute...

Yes, I know. Vanessa Hudgens "forgot" her pants. But she looks adorable! Love her shoes and her legs are sexy! I like her purse too. I want one! I don't carry enough crap to fill one of those suckers up but I like them.

Your daily festering wound...

Amy Winehouse and her sore. It's bigger. Gaping and oozing. Maybe she should cover it up when out in public? You'd think she'd be embarrassed to walk around looking so fucking gross, but it's never stopped her before.

Who in the hell is this?

Because that looks nothing like Audrina Patridge.

Gavin Rossdale was with a DUDE?!

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With a happy marriage, two beautiful children and a romance that’s lasted more than 13 years, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have one of rock ’n’ roll’s most stable relationships. But Gavin wasn’t always the perfect family man he is today. Back in the ’80s, he was a wild child who wore black lipstick and partied until all hours at London’s underground clubs. And the most important relationship of his life may have been with another androgynous, hard-partying man. As In Touch has learned, Gavin had a long-standing secret love affair with Marilyn — a male rocker who looked remarkably like Gwen. “He was the love of my life,” Marilyn tells In Touch.

Though Boy George broke the news of Gavin, 43, and Marilyn’s tumultuous romance in his 1995 book, Take It Like a Man, Gavin denied it, stating, “I wasn’t dating Marilyn. We were, and still are, good friends.” At the time, Marilyn denied the affair, as well. But today he says he did it only because Gavin asked him to. “He was just becoming successful in America,” Marilyn explains. “I agreed to lie against every grain of my being.” Now, Marilyn wants to set the record straight. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, the British pop icon details the love affair that spanned the early ’80s. “We were together five years,” Marilyn says. “But it felt like 40.” (Gavin’s rep denies the story.)

Wow. Just wow. I wonder if that is really true? I wonder if Gwen knows the truth or if Gavin denies it to everyone. There is nothing wrong with gay relationships. But I would have a serious problem being with a guy that supposedly gay for a while. C'mon. Gay is gay isn't it?

Kim Kardashian let's get real....

Okay. So Kim is upset because she was listed as a plus sized gal. Of course she is not. However, Kim Kardashian you are in NO WAY a size 2. Your ass alone is not even a size two. My guess is one cheek is a 2 and the other a 2 so that makes you a size 4 in my book.

Mary Carey is totally rehabbed...

Or not. Here is porn star Mary Carey out clubbing it up with a drink in her hand and her crotch on a stripper pole.

Hey, wasn't she just on Celebrity Rehab? Sober House? Guess it didn't stick.

What in the fuck?

Sarah Jessica Parker Pony and Matthew (not gay) Broderick. God. Are they serious? They look bad. Really bad. And the best part? They think they look great.

Lady Gaga is not by accident...

Lady Gaga knows what she is doing. She knows how to get noticed and get her picture taken. She is everywhere. The downside to that is over exposure. People will get tired of her soon unless she can reinvent herself. And if her music is really good. So far, I am not too impressed.

Amy Winehouse gets even grosser....

As if it were even possible, Amy Winehouse has reached a whole new level of disgusting. She looks really skinny and ratty again plus she is sporting a huge burn on her leg. From pasta. Allegedly.

Pasta cooked up in a crack pipe.

Zac Efron is not a tool...

I've been watching Zac Efron lately. To be honest he's never really interested me. He's way too young and way too pretty for my taste. But I've ran across a couple of interviews and even an old PUNK'D episode. He is one cool, smooth operator. I can see him having a Brad Pitt type of career.

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