It's The Weekend!

Have a blast!

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Chart climbers this week

That's Just What I Like Lyrics Paradiso Girls	!Viva La Gloria! Lyrics Green Day
Mi Love Lyrics Ne-Yo	With You Lyrics Chris Brown
Memory Lyrics Barbra Streisand	Back To The 80s Lyrics Aqua
Monster Lyrics Usher	Bullett Lyrics Jessie James
Alive Lyrics Black Eyed Peas	Break Up Lyrics Scarlett Johansson

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Jessica Alba is so bitchy....

Really. Jessica Alba is such a crap apple. I wonder if she injects those lips?

More LaLohan....

Lindsay Lohan has on some hella cool shoes. And that is about all I can say about Lindsay. It's all been said already.

The McConaughey Family

Matthew McConaughey, Camila & Levi. I know.... they aren't "married" but I am calling them The McConaugheys. Cuteness! Matthew, while very sexy really does have kind of short arms. Other than that? Perfection!

Tori Spelling does eat...

She does! Really.... see? And that sandwich look rather delish. Check out all that bacon! Yummy. Equally super delicious is that baby of hers. Gorgeous!

Your weekly Lohan....

Just because.

Janet got big again....

Whoa. Janet Jackson packed on the pounds once more. I bet she really does have 5 or 6 kids, (secretly) like everyone says. After all she hid a marrige etc. Which considering who she is that was quite a trick.

Courtney Love and her pound of flesh....

Courtney Love, it's way too early for that dress.

Britney Spears in her bikini...

Britney looks amazing. Can you believe how far she fell and how far she's come? In such a short time, too. It is really great to see her looking happy and healthy, again.

Avril Lavigne is grabby....

Avril Lavigne is grabbing her own boobs. This chick is a serious attention whore.

Adriana Lima is pregnant....

Adriana Lima is preggers. That is her husband? Not cute. She is beautiful.

Shauna Sands is....

Way, way skinny!

Ron Wood is a pervert....

Ew, gross. That's about it.

Paris Hilton looks like shit!

Glorious! Paris Hilton has on a horrible dress. I think she is trying to distract us. It isn't working.

Hayden is hot!

I think Hayden is adorable. Cute. And has a bangin' bod. I don't know why everyone is always hatin' on her. I can't find anything wrong with her other than her last name, which I can never spell, which is why I ain't even trying.

Prince Harry is fully loaded....

Well... check out that huge boner Prince Harry is sporting. My, my!

Pamela Anderson is not pregnant.....

I was thinking Pam Anderson was totally knocked up, but judging by these recent bikini photos, she is not. Hopefully she is happy. And healthy. She really does not look too bad, in my humble opinion.

Tori Spelling and her tragic tits...

Whoa. WTF? This is a horrible picture of Tori Spelling and her misshapen boobs. What on earth is going on here? Ugh.

Bad, bad boobies.

She needs to eat something too!

Demi Moore is toothless...

...and brainless. Like we need to see this? This Demi Moore photo of her in the dentist chair, missing a tooth is everywhere. Thanks to Twitter. And people like me who have to jump on the bandwagon and post stupid crap like this. Enjoy.

Bikini Girl got boobies....

Good for her. American Idol Bikini Girl got a boob job. Looks good, actually. She needed them.

It's The Weekend!

Have a safe and fun Memorial Day weekend, ya'll! Eat, drink and have a blast. Don't drive drunk though, it's stupid.

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New tunes

Forever Your Girl Lyrics Tami Chynn	Insane Lyrics Eminem
If You Dont Know Now You Know Lyrics Busta Rhymes	No Boundaries Lyrics Kris Allen
!Viva La Gloria! Lyrics Green Day	Ego Lyrics Beyonce Knowles
More Bottles Lyrics Wyclef Jean	21 Guns Lyrics Green Day
I Gotta Feeling Lyrics Black Eyed Peas	Seasons Of Love Lyrics RENT

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Jessica Biel

Say what you will but Jessica Biel is very pretty. She thinks so too and says it hinders her chances at the really great roles.

I think it's just because she is one steady bitch.

Jenny and Jim

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are hawt. I like these two together. Jim is kinda handsome when he is not mugging it up.... and Jenny is pretty. She really pissed a lot of people off with that autism stuff.

Paris And Doug play tonsil hockey....

Seriously. That looks disgusting. How can he kiss her? Everyone knows she has herpes on her lip! I know it's not always contagious, but still.... Ew.

Your Daily Lohan

God. Lindsay Lohan is looking bad. Really. This chick is about to crash and burn in a big way.

Mariah Carey and her nipples...

I see Mariah Carey's nipples. It's weird how her boobs look smaller with no bra. Bet she stuffs those chicken cutlets in there.

Nikki McKibbin

Wow... Nikki McKibbin has packed on the pounds. I still think she looks good. And I hope the rehab has stuck.

What I can't stand are those tattoos. I love me some ink, but that is ugly on her.

Lady Gaga and her crotch...

That is fucking gross. Sorry. Lady Gaga has something going on there that I do not think is pubic hair. It looks like meat curtains to me.

Bikini Girl and Kara

I know I am a little late with this but just in case you live is a cave and haven't seen this....

here is Kara and Bikini Girl. Not only does Kara sing better than her, she rocks out that bikini better too.

LOLZ

Oh, the guyliner... yes, yes, YES!

Remember when rock n roll was a painted pony? Check it out....
Click here, you know you want to .... it's where the down boys go.

Adam Lambert you are a sexy beast. Rock on, my man.

*Thanks YoJ

Eliza Dushku

Why is everytime I see a half naked photo of Eliza Dushku I feel compelled to post it?

Pete Wentz and baby Bronx

Cute! Baby Bronx has Pete Wentz's eyes. Ashlee Simpson is going to be on Melrose Place. Can she really act? Not like the people on the last Melrose Place were very good actors, but it was rather entertaining.

Victoria Silvstedt and her crotch...

Victoria Silvstedt and her crotch. It looks kind of dirty don't it?

Mickey Rourke is flighty.....

Mickey Rourke gives us the bird.

Paris Hilton and her crotch...

Paris Hilton flashes her crotch. Again.

And again....

yawn.

Kim Kardashian and her ass....

Every single time, I gotta say... Kim, that ass is amazing.

Gwen Stefani & Kingston

Look at that hair! Kingston can rock anything anytime. The binkie needs to go, he's 3!

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz in a cheap looking t-shirt. And again in ripped jeans. You'd think she could afford better. After all she is one of the highest paid "actresses" in town.

Brangelina

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. As always they look amazing. Scope out that small bump on Angie's tummy. Now way, right?

Benji Madden hit up the pet store...

Benji Madden bought a bunny cage. This is news, ya'll.

Lohan cannot win...

Dang. Lindsay Lohan's gut does look big. It's really awful how everyone is like, she's too thin then when she gains weight everyone says she's pregnant. Or fat.

LOLZ

Tara Reid is totally wasted....

Gah! Tara Reid is drunk and crazy again. Didn't she just do rehab?

It's funny every time is see Tara I am reminded of that Celebrity Heritage Photo Match thing. You know, where you put your photo in and they scan it to match you to celebrities? My number one match was Tara Reid. I thought, great... I look like a drunken scraggly chick with a botched boob job and bad lipo.

Just for the record, I never get that wasted.