Oh, well... we knew it couldn't last.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Your Daily Skanky Lohan
Ew... do ya think I'm sex-ay? Um, nope. Lindsay Lohan you look scuzzier every single freaking day. Gross!Your Weekly Nahla
Halle Berry and Nahla Aubrey.Dang... I say it every time but that baby is gettin' BIG!
Avril Lavigne gives good cleavage....
One thing I can say about Avril Lavigne is that she has a bangin' bod. And that's about it.Say Anything
“It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’ I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”
Kid Rock
I totally get what he is saying... but saying "gay" is so gay.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Your Weekly Lohan...
Lindsay Lohan is seriously ready to crash and burn. Hard and fast. Here she is doing a sleazy promo for a milkshake shop. You know you've hit rock bottom when you are whipping up Rocky Road in a cheesy apron.Madonna arms look like pale beef jerky....
Madonna's arms.... I have never seen anything like it. Never.Lisa Rinna lets them swing free.....
Wow. Lisa Rinna really could use a bra. Or take that purse from across there. Not an attractive look. But definitely an attention getting one.
Lady Gaga is slipping those nips right and left....
Lady Gaga has foud a new way to get attention. Hey...if the outfit ain't bizzare enough then just some boobage leak out.Say Anything
“Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is. I would eat a boy my age alive.”~Taylor Momsen
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Suzanne Somers has a secret....
A Secret Fountain of Youth! Suzanne Somers looks amazing. Must be good genetics, a fabulous plastic surgeon and a thigh master or two.Rupert Everett is a weenie!
Rupert Everett does not look very healthy now does he? And he is saying some mean, nasty things about people. Is he always so bitchy? Who shit in his oatmeal?Lady Gaga looks stupid...
She really does. This "outfit" is a bit much, even for Lady Gaga. And that peace symbol tattoo? Looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie.Khloe Kardashian looks awesome....
And that is going to be a problem. I am sure everyone is telling Khloe how great she looks now that she's dropped 20 pounds. And she does look good. But really, this is not the weight her body wants to be at. She has always been a tad heavier (and has always looked good) but those 20 pounds are going to creep back on and everyone will be calling her "fat" again.
Kate Gosselin is a genius....
Check out Kate Gosselin. She knows exactly what she is doing. Kate is staying close to home, being a good mommy and letting Jon Gosselin run wild and look like a fool. Smart, smart woman, that Kate.The Runaways!
This movie is gonna rock! Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning look totally rad. Big hair with center parts, lots of eyeshadow and just look at those jeans, lol.Thursday, July 23, 2009
Angelina Jolie and Kids...
Haven't seen much of the Jolie-Pitt clan these days. Those kids are getting big, Angelina and Brad have their hands full, I am sure.I finally watched The Changeling. I know.... I am way behind. It was an okay movie but I have to say Angelina Jolie was so fucking skinny, she was hard to look at.... and I usually rather enjoy gazing upon my Angelina. Really though, she was all sharp angles and bones sticking out... her face looked like it could cut itself. Luckily for that time period the clother were layered.
Anyway, here is Angelina and her kids.
Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett Baby Bump Watch
Cute! You know.... at first I simply could not stand Kendra Wilkinson. I found her to be rather ....um, DUH. I don't appreciate girls that "dumb" themselves down and rely on their looks to get by.
But with Kendra... I suppose she is just naive and young. She'll learn in due time. These days I find her rather endearing and cute and you know what? She is simply a SWEET girl. Really. I've been watching and Kendra does not have a mean, bitchy bone in her body. She is loving life, has a really nice guy that totally loves her and she is simply a good girl. Good for her.
Fergie has a package?
Um. Weird. Everyone is running this picture of Fergie grabbing, er... something there in her crotch area. Does she have a penis? Der... of course not. But man, that does look strange.
Brigette Nielsen is holding up well....
Sorta....
Remember a hot minute ago when Brigitte Nielsen had a major overhaul (assload) of plastic surgery, had it filmed then faded back into obscurity? Yeah, me neither. In any event it looks like she's put on a few pounds but she still looks good. But most importantly she looks sober.
And here's a crotch and boob shot for old times sake....
Annalynne McCord annoys me....
This is Annalynne McCord and her sister, whos name escapes me at the moment. Anyway, Annalynne irritates me because she is constantly playing up the lesbian thing with her sister. Always. Hugging, kissing, hand holding.... and not in a "sisterly" way but in a "look at us" attention getting manner. It's so pathetic when girls do that stuff with their friends but with your sister? Just nasty!Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan. How perfect.
Apparently Jon is now dating a new woman with the same bitchy expression on her face that all of Jon's women wear so well... Word is out that he has dumped Hailey (passes out in potted plants) Glassman and is now dating Kate major who is a reported for Star magazine (classy, right?!) Anyway, this chick is "friends" with Michael Lohan (gag) and they were all cozy and hanging out. Of course Michael has this to say (doesn't he always have something to say?):
On another note have you noticed how ever since Jon hung out with that Ed Hardy dude, he ONLY wears that Ed Hardy shit? How lame. He is so impressionable and douche-like. Kate Gosselin is looking better all the time. Imagine that!?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Lindsay Lohan is desperate...
Oh look... Lindsay Lohan is shooting the paparazzi with water pistols. Why? Because she is completely irrelevant and at least this might get her picture on the www. Guess what? It worked.Damn of the Dead
Shit. Pamela Anderson looks exactly like a zombie. Totally and exactly. Scary, huh?Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze is looking better. I've heard there is no cure or even curbing (much) this type of cancer. That sucks.Pamela Anderson and her unfortunate boobs....
Pam Anderson has totally ruined her tits. That's a shame. You can see how collapsed those nipple are. Ladies... sometimes you just need to STOP while you are ahead.
Courtney Love is delusional....
Courtney Love has recently stated that she has been clean and sober for 4 years. Oooo-kay.
Madonna scares me!
Is that really the condition of Madonna's arm(s)? Or could it be photoshop like Lisa Rinna's tummy? Or it could be real.... Those are some scary looking arms anyway. Yikes!
Simon Cowell BUSTED!
Simon Cowell looks a rather pissed off that he was snapped getting a little lap dance. I suppose you really don't have any privacy when you are a celebrity as big as Simon. That said.... he should have made a bee line for the VIP room.Saturday, July 18, 2009
It's The Weekend
Party like a Jonas, lol.Check out the latest song lyrics... if they are missing you can add them and maybe win some stuff.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Soulja Boy Boner Picture
Soulja Boy posted this boner picture to his "ladies" on Twitter. If the boner is for the "ladies" then who is that "gay-face" for?Shanna Moakler in a yellow dress....
Everyone is all like:Shanna got fat!
So freaking what? I think it's just the dress... she looks good to me.
Except for the headband.
Paris Hilton Paparazzi Upskirt
Is this scumbag even a paparazzi? Some dude with a camera phone took a shot up Paris Hilton's skirt and she totally saw him. What an ass! If a celebrity flashes us it's fair game but this really crosses the line.
Nicole Ritchie is totally pregnant!
Whoa! Last time I saw Nicole Ritchie she was sporting a modest baby bump. Um, not anymore!
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