Look how Paris Hilton's wonk sucks the sexy right out of Carey Hart.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Uma Thurman is forever young...
Okay. Uma Thurman looks better now at 36 than she did at 18. You know that ain't right. You don't look BETTER with age. Not women anyway.You can see this and more at TMZ
Lady Gaga has a Tang addiction...
Lady Gaga is really orange in these shots. Oompa Loompa orange. They meant to do that, right?
Kim Kardasian looks familiar...
Kim Kardashian looks a whole lot like Jennifer Lopez with that lighter hair. And that ass.
Jessica Alba is scrawny...
Jessica Alba is looking very thin. No wonder she is always so crabby. She's hungry.Ellen Pompeo is STILL pregnant....
Ellen Pompeo is one of those women that seem like they are pregnant for a year. Here she is leaving a baby shower thrown for her by Greys Anatomy co-star Katherine Heigl.
Angelina Jolie and Shiloh
I haven't seen Shiloh in a long time. She's getting big and is dressed like a tomboy. Cute.Could be the angle but doesn't Angelina's shape looks weird? She seems to have a bump that looks a little too high to be a baby.
Amy Winehouse has freckles?
What in the eff is that all about? Since when does Amy Winehouse have freckles? Fakery!Looks like buckshot.
Amber Rose looking freaky...
Amber Rose has quite the ass on her. Her boobs look better covered up a little. Those blue contacts are creepy.I won't mention the lame tattoo.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein found dead....
I simply cannot believe it.... DJ AM was found dead apparently of an overdose, although that has not been entirely confirmed. There were prescription drugs in the kitchen and a "crack" pipe in the bedroom. All this and DJ was a recovering addict for many years. Looks like he relapsed big time.How sad! Hopefully it was an accidental overdose it would be so tragic if it were a suicide. After all he has been through. They are saying he has been distraught over a breakup with his girlfriend.Celebrities everywhere too to Twitter to express their feelings over the loss of DJ AM:
John Mayer: In complete shock.
Lindsay Lohan: i can't believe this.. i'm in shock. why? why? r.i.p. adam.
Alyssa Milano: May you rest in peace, Adam. You touched many with your light and will be missed like crazy.
Ryan Seacrest: So sad the hear about adam. a very kind and generous guy.
Dr. Drew: I lack the words to describe my feelings.
Ashton Kutcher: much love to my boy AM.
Soliel Moon Frye: Thank you for bringing so much music and inspiration to peoples lives. Rip Dj Am.
Heidi Montag: my thoughts and prayers are with DJ AM's family and friends.
Shanna Moakler: My deepest condolences for DJ AM, you were a great artist and will be severely missed. My thoughts and Prayers to his family and friends.Read more:
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Friday, August 28, 2009
Sarah Jessica Parker is scrappy...
I would pay big bucks just to watch Sarah Jessica Parker arm wrestle Madonna.
Your Daily Skanky Hohan
Did Lindsay Lohan look in the mirror before leaving the house? Probably not... she couldn't see through all that white, powdery residue
Denise Richards and Sam
Denise Richards took her daughter Sam out shopping at a toy store. Looks like Sam scored a yo-yo. Even that doesn't brighten Sam's face. Those poor kids are going to have huge issues. Really, they already do and that is so sad.
Levi McConaughey
ADORABLE! Levi McConaughey is toddling. His outfit is pure cutness. What more can you say?I won't mention that his dad is hot.
Katie Perry appears desperate...
Katie Perry wants your attention. Badly. She'll do anything to make you look. Including touching herself. I thought her music was good enough that she didn't need to delve into these grabbing moments, but maybe not.Jen Garner and estatic Violet...
Violet is back to smiling and being happy again. Haven't seen her baby sister in a while... maybe Violet did away with her and that's why she's so happy these days. Jen Garner has her hands full with that one. Jammies and all.Emma Roberts is a clone... sorta
Emma Roberts is Julia Roberts niece. You know how I know that? That big horse mouth is unmistakable. She is also an "actress" ...bet she unhinges that jaw and laughs exactly like her aunt.Carla Bruni in a bikini...
Could Carla Bruni's stomach be any flatter? Really that is amazing. How do you manage that?
Britney and Jayden James
Cute... Britney Spears and son Jayden James get kissy faced. I really like Jayden's new haircut. That bowl cut was ugly.... a cute buzz cut lasts so much longer, plus he looks like a real boy now. Adorable!
Audrina Patridge Steps Out...
Look at how high those heels are. It takes practice balancing on stilts like that. Audrina Patridge has the time... after all what else is she doing these days?NSFW Amber Rose Has Wonky Ones NSFW
Well, look at that. Amber Rose has quite the wayward tits. They look sorta real laying down, but standing up? WONK!
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Lindsay Lohan has been altered...
Looks like Lindsay Lohan has puffed up her lips. Again. It makes that freckle look smaller.Ashley Tisdale has good taste...
I LOVE Ashley Tisdale's handbag. I want it and I am sure it cost three grand. Give or take.Helena Bonham Carter is brave....
Helena Bonham Carter is wearing a bathing suit and it's interesting. A rather brave move on her part seeing that it's daylight and all that.
Hilary Duff grew up...
Hilary Duff has really changed. She has finally grown into her looks... and she looks good.
Geri Halliwell in a bikini...
Geri Halliwell is wearing a striped bikini.... Really? She looks pretty good. Nice ass.Lady Gaga and her fangs...
Lady Gaga landed at the airport sporting vampire fangs. She made sure the paparazzi got their shots. One thing for sure, she knows how to get the attention.Carmen Electra in a bikini...
Carmen Electra is in a bikini, I cannot remember seeing her in one for quite some time.... lately I've only seen her wearing dresses or totally naked. In any event, I would not have even recognized her!Ashlee Simpson is too skinny!
Ashlee Simpson needs to eat. She looks way thin and not very healthy. Starving will make you crabby. And scrawny.It's NOT pretty!
AnnaLynne McCord opens wide...
How many times does AnnaLynne McCord unhinge that jaw for photos? Too many times. Hey, at least she isn't making out with her sister. Again.Bradley Cooper & Sandra Bullock
Bradley Cooper is looking down at Sandra Bullock's nonexistent tits. I saw the trailer for the movie and it looks like she has those chicken cutlets stuffed in her bra. Sandra is notoriously flat chested.There is something really cute about Bradley. Not sure what but he has a certain appeal. To me anyway.
Kate Gosselin to co-host...
This should be interesting. Kate Gosselin is going to fill in for Elizabeth Hasselback on The View. I believe for September 14th and 15th. She has such a sour expression and zero personality... total monotone. I am going to have to watch this. I usually avoid The View. I simply cannot deal with all those women gabbing away for an hour at a time... but to watch Kate Gosselin look stupid? Totally worth it.Lady Gaga...
Here is a picture of Lady Gaga. Just because I haven't posted one in a while.
Hell, I haven't been able to post anything in a while. But I am back in the saddle again and will be updating regularly. Thanks for sticking around.
Katherine McPhee lightens up...
Katherine McPhee looks horrid as a blonde. I am sure that is just a wig. If not, she needs a dye job and extensions, stat.Jon Gosselin is making a statement...
Oh, look... I think Jon Gosselin is trying to tell us something. You know what? I believe every word I read about that family. Not only that but you can actually see it in action on their reality show. What a mess!
Avril Lavigne is a drunk...
...and probably a whole lot more. Here is Avril Lavigne partying with of all skanks, Brandon Davis. You know what they say...birds of a feather.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
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Monday, August 17, 2009
Violet Affleck is smiley....
Yea! Violet looks happy again! She must be adjusting to the baby sister.Steven Tyler looks horrible....
Man, Steven Tyler looks bad! I know it's 'cause he just busted his head and broke his shoulder after falling off stage. But still.....
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