Saturday, September 26, 2009

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Jon Gosselin is a huge dork....



Jon Gosselin is sadly mistaken if he thinks he's a bad ass. One thing for sure, he IS an ass.

What the hell happened to Pamela Anderson?

It cannot just be age. Pamela Anderson looks like she is falling apart. In the land of plastic surgery you'd think she'd look better than this.


What's so hot about Johnny Depp?

I don't see it or get it. Johnny Depp looks kinda gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Lily Allen is scroungy!

Lily Allen could really use a shower, shampoo etc. How can you travel and be comfortable all greasy like that?

Ashlee Simpson is looking frail...

Ashlee Simpson has bounced back from pregnancy with a vengeance. She has taken it to the extreme. When you are only in your 20's and you hands look like that? It's time to eat a sandwich.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker


Eva wants to marry Tony. Again. Usually when a couple wants to renew their vows (this soon) someone screwed up. As in, "broken" vows. In any event Eva wants a re-do.
“It seems like yesterday. We want to get married again. Our wedding went by so fast and, with the frenzy surrounding it, it felt like an out-of-body experience.
We want to do it again - something a bit more intimate - because we love being married. Our relationship, which has been going on for six years now, is stronger and better and more fun that it has ever been.
It gets better every day. I know it’s clichéd but it’s true.”
I think she just wants a little attention.

Holly Madison & Aubrey Oday topless....

Holly Madison and Aubrey Oday got nekkid for a good reason. Just to show us that Aubrey looks kind of normal and Holly has some of the wonkiest tits ever.

Rihanna is snotty....


There is something about Rihanna that I have never liked. Maybe it's that bitch face she always wears.

Angelina Jolie in Somalia

Angelina Jolie knows exactly how to fit in.

Shanna Moakler & Lizzie Grubman

Here is Shanna Moakler and her publicist Lizzie Grubman. You may remember Lizzie for famously running over a group of people in her vehicle out of anger.

Rare Sarah McLaughlin and daughters....

Sarah McLaughlin and her daughters India Ann Sushil Sood and Taja Summer Sood. Weird names, cute kids.

Lady Gaga... so unpretty


Poor Lady Gaga. The girl has talent. Really she does. But I do believe the outlandish costumes are an attempt to distract from her unfortunate looks.

Mary Kate Olsen

Someone we haven't seen much of these days... Mary Kate Olsen.

Sarah Michelle Gellar pops!

Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband Freddy Prince Jr. welcomed a daughter into the family. Name? Charlotte Grace.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Mackenzie & John Phillips had sex?!


Mackenzie Phillips has revealed she had sex with her own father, Mama & The Papas front man John Phillips, in an interview with Oprah Winfrey set to air on tomorrow’s show.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” Phillips wrote. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.
“My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.”

WTF??
She also states that years later she finally confronted him about that night:
“We have to talk about when you raped me.” she told him, and his reply according to her was “you mean when we made love.”

A pregnant Karolina Kurkova


This is a pregnant Karolina Kurkova (not Anna Kournikova.) But hey, by the way,
Anna Kournikova is pregnant too. Allegedly.

Suzanne Somers is a morphing into a Muppet....


Ever notice how Suzanne Somers is starting to resemble Janice the Muppet?

Tori Spelling is a sheer genius....

Tori Spelling knows exactly what she is doing. Wear a flimsy black top, pose for the paparazzi and presto! Your picture will be everywhere.

Suri Cruise and her little pink shoes....

Look at her! Suri Cruise is gettting so big. You can tell she is a total girly girl. Cute.

The Royal Rossdales

Gwen Stefani and family. I like them. Wonder if she is going to try for a girl?

Pam Anderson is stretching it...

Looks like Pam Anderson left her bikini top in the dryer too long.

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom

So... Khloe Kardashian is gonna marry this dude? He isn't even cute!

Heidi Klum is oddly shaped...

Looks like Heidi Klum has a baby seal concealed in that dress.

Snotty Gwyneth Paltrow

Just look at that face. She cannot get over herself. In any event, Gwyneth Paltrow needs to trim those scrappy spilt ends!

Reese & Ava


Reese Witherspoon and daughter Ava out shopping. Ava is growing up fast! She looks exactly like her mom.

Beyonce is scaring me...

More and more Beyonce is starting to look like a drag queen.

Just because...

it's funny.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

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Pink is nearly naked!

I know you've seen it everywhere but I had to post it. Pink really does look amazing. Even if it does look like a glitter bomb blew up all over her privates.

Mariah & Nick


I've never cared much for Mariah Carey. But I do think that she and Nick Cannon are happy. For now.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Kate Gosselin is getting a new show...

What Kate Gosselin really needs is a new hair-do. Guess she's afraid that people wouldn't notice her without it.

But what I really want to say is that her kids are going to totally hate her. Forever. Seen the clip of the dogs going? I understand that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but there is a way to be gentle and compassionate to the kids. I am sure Kate was all just like, "get these fucking dogs out of here" and that is a shame.

Anyone still think she is a great mother? lol.

Marilyn Manson looks diseased....


Well... I've just decided to add another one to my 2010 Dead Celebrity Pool.

Halle Berry isn't...


Nope. Not pregnant. But Halle Berry is looking amazing. As always.

Amy Winehouse is baaack!


I've been wondering where the heck Amy Winehouse has been hiding. Well she's back and looks all the same kinds of crazy.

Cate Blanchett was arrested...

For stealing the afghan from "Roseanne's" couch.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rhianna and her nipple ring...

Whatever. I am so over this chick. By the way Rhianna... real women pierce them both. Chicken shit.

Robin Wright Penn is a true MILF...

Robin Wright Penn is 43 had 2 kids and looks like this? Amazing.

Verne Troyer is scaring me...

Really. What the hell is up with this guy? The best ever? When Verne Troyer wheeled his little cart over to the corner on Surreal Life and simply pissed. Priceless.

Just because...

Wow. That is scary.

Lindsay Lohan is gonna die....

I am officially placing Lindsay Lohan in my "Dead Pool" for 2010. Not only is she looking more horrid by the week, if she doesn't get those damn fingers out of her mouth she is gonna get the Swine Flu. Trust me. It sucks.

Jesica Simpson get over it...

Look, Jessica Simpson... a dingo ate your baby just get over it and buy another one that looks just like it from one of those shitty puppy mills. Hopefully it won't have Parvo. A coyote slaying is a hell of a lot quicker and less painful.

Ed Westwick and his new ink...

Ed Westwick is sporting some new ink. Eh? Looks generic like what you'd randomly choose off the wall when you walk into a tattoo parlor drunk at 2 AM.

Don't ask me how I know this but thank God for REAL tattoo artists that can cover up those mistakes.
I won't mention how stupid looking inked bare titties are when you are shopping at Mall.

Ben Stiller is frozen in time...

Thank you TMZ
Ben Stiller looks exactly the same after all this time. Good living or an awesome plastic surgeon?

Avril Lavigne & Derek Whimbley....

Avril Lavigne & Derek Whimbley... They are so over. That's what you get when you mix an ugly troll and a fake-ass poser. You can do the math.

Done!

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