Lily Allen and her boob...

Lily Allen has her tits out. Again. If you click on the pic you'll see Lily has one lumpy, bumpy nipple.

Sienna Miller takes a peek....

Sienna Miller is totally scoping out that chick's ass.

Charlie Sheen has no skills....

This is not a normal picture of a daddy hugging his daughter. That kid looks freaked. I know that Denise Richard's kids are never smiling but this is a bit much. Wonder if those "allegations" she made about Charlie Sheen are true?

Rosie O'Donnell has a new shiny thing....

Looks like Rosie O'Donnell has a new girlfriend. I like Rosie, really I do... but Crocs? Pink?!Ew.

Pam Anderson checks for damage...

Poor Pam Anderson. She is simply falling apart. The face. The tits. Especially the tits. Downright scary. Just leave them alone, Pammy.

Miley Cyrus forgot to pose...

Sorry, but HAHAHA! Miley Cyrus took a horrid picture and I love it. In fact, I can relate. Every single picture taken of me looks exactly like that.

Mason Dash

Of course Kourtney Kardashian raced out to get baby Mason Dash's photo in Life & Style magazine. They pay big bucks for exclusive baby photos and of course Kourtney will put it in a college fund for mason. Right? Riiight.

Not gonna mention douche Scott Disick.

Your weekly Lohan...

Lindsay Lohan was out shopping. Where does she get the cash? Cocaine is expensive!

She looks like she gained a few much needed pounds.

Garner Family Walk....

Jen Garner, Violet, Serephina and Jen's grandmother. Violet always looks so happy. She's one of my favorite celebrity kids.

Ashlee, Pete and Bronx

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz took baby Bronx out for a stroll. Bronx looks like he is trying to communicate. I know what I would say if I were him.

Vanessa Hudgens gives good crotch...

Vanessa Hudgens flashed her panties while out shopping and having an impromptu sword fight with wrapping paper.

The Lohans...

The Lohan family took in a game recently. Check out Ali Lohan's lips. Isn't she a little young to be stuffing chemicals into her face?

Lindsay Lohan cutting again?

Hmm... The top picture looks brushed out, see the difference in her legs? The bottom pic looks more real. Lindsay Lohan has cuts on her leg and arm complete with adhesive bandage glue still stuck to it. Nasty.

Avril Lavigne and new boyfriend?

Avril Lavigne was out with a new guy. At least this one is cute. Avril looks like she has a baby bump. Doubt it, but check it out.

Jude Law & Sienna Miller

Jude Law and Sienna Miller look cozy together. Scuzzy and unwashed but cozy.

Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas smooch...

Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas look like any other couple on the street except for the awkward kiss and the big, fat leopard coat.

Fergie got fat? Again.

I can't believe this is Fergie. Maybe it's a chubby drag queen impersonating Fergie.

Christina & Max

Well, Max is looking a little cuter these days. Maybe some of X-Tina's make up rubbed off on him.

Janice Dickenson PDA TMI

Janice Dickenson slimed boyfriend Alex Abdulla with her slug tongue.

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Paris Hilton, still slutty...

We haven't heard much out of Paris Hilton. She's still humping Doug Reinhardt, in case you care.

Britney Spears, the crazy is back?

Britney Spears looked rather rough at the airport the other day.

Every time she is photographed at a convenience store everyone holds their breath wondering if the crazy train is back in town.

Suri is "most fashionable..."

Suri Cruise was voted "most fashionable" and I have to agree.

Gwen Stefani and kids...

Looks like Gwen Stefani has her hands full. Check out Kingston with that dinosaur toy. What attitude. Love it.

Carrie Underwood and her rock...

Carrie Underwood made sure everyone noticed her huge engagement ring, I mean really, how could you miss it?

Amy Winehouse, crazy as always...

Amy Winehouse looks like quite the crazy. Nothing new here. Other than the boobs, lips and painted on freckles.

Tara Reid's Playboy Photos...

Tara Reid has been airbrushed to an unbelievable height in her Playboy layout. These "pictures" look like paintings! I am sure they could have laid off the photoshop just a tad. It would be more believeable. But this is exactly what I expected.

Robin Wright looks good...

Robin Wright finally got rid of Sean Penn. She looks good as a brunette. A little too skinny though.

Rebecca Gayheart is really fat!

Wow. Just kidding. Did anyone tell Rebecca Gayheart that a pregnant woman only needs an additional 300 calories a day?

Paris Hilton is loaded...

Notice the wad of cash Paris Hilton has. It has to be that much just look at the size of her hands.

Pam Anderson has no pants on...

Guess what Pam Anderson needs for Christmas?

Miley Cyrus is so retro.

Miley Cyrus is stuck in the 80's. That puffy jacket, the leggings and those boots. Funny too, she wasn't even born in the 80's. She's covering Poison's smash hit Every Rose Has It's Thorn.

Jon & Kate Gosselin. Dunzo!

Kate & Jon Gosselin. So, they are divorced now. Good. By the way, Kate hasn't had any plastic surgery? Yeah, riiight.

Honor Marie

Jessica Alba's daughter, Honor, is letting you know what she thinks of you.

Harrison Ford, whatever...

Harrison Ford is not sexy, hot or even good looking. He is just an old pee paw. He's always been an old dude. I just don't get it.

Coco and that ASS!

Coco isn't working on her fitness, she's working on snapping the heels off those lucite shoes.

Dude Looks Like A Lady

That's what went through my head when I saw these pictures of Russell Brand smooching Katy Perry.

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Robert Downey Jr. is on fire...

Robert Downey Jr. sets the town ablaze. Not really, it's an illusion. Just like the one where his drug days are over.

Pam Anderson gets into it...

Does Pam Anderson's crotch look wet to you? It does to me. Either she is still over sexed

or she is ready for a Depends.

The Olsen Trolls...

Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen. I am not going to ask what happened to those adorable little girls, because frankly they were never that cute.

Nicole Kidman and that face...

What in the hell happened to Nicole Kidman's face? Did PETA pepper her with a bag of flour or is that just the botox coming to the surface?

Madonna & Lourdes

Dare I say that Madonna is looking better? Of course the gloves help. Lourdes always looks good, especially since they waxed those brows.

Lindsay Lohan has a yard sale...

Lindsay Lohan is selling off her old clothes complete with cigarette burns and coke dust in the sleeves. Maybe she'll be able to buy some new bling, that plastic snowman ring just ain't cutting it.

Kendra Wilkinson pimps out new baby...

Kendra Wilkinson wasted no time in snagging the cover of OK Magazine and posing with her new baby Hank Baskett IV.

The Real Lady Caca

Brillz. Simply.

Courtney Love and her embattled nipples...

I am surprised to see that Courtney Love has any nipples left considering how many times she's had implants in and implants out. You'd think those suckers would be whittled away to nuthin' by now.

Oh, look... Rhianna is topless again.

A topless Rhianna on the cover of GQ. You know... the magazine for gentlemen? Inside you can see her touching herself. That way she doesn't get her ass kicked. Oops. What I really meant was, that way she doesn't get pregnant.