Not only is Robert Pattinson allergic to vaginas he is also allergic to shampoo.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Robert Pattinson is a dirty boy...
Not only is Robert Pattinson allergic to vaginas he is also allergic to shampoo.Jessica Simpson needs a booby guard...
Jessica Simpson knows who her friends are. Ken Paves always has her front.
Shiloh Pitt-Jolie looks like a monkey...
Shiloh Pitt-Jolie. What a beautiful child. Even with a monkey hat on, Shiloh manages to look amazing.Nadya on a date...
Nadya landed a date. Some dude named AJ. I hear he likes kids. Nadya looks pretty good despite the huge, gross overinflated lips.Mercy!
Madonna's little girl Mercy is all dressed up, giving Suri some serious competition. I bet her little purse costs more than my car.Katy Perry Upskirt
What does Katy Perry do to stay relevant when people stop talking about her and weirdo boyfriend Russell Brand? Flash some panties. Works every time.Jonas Brother don't quit your day job...
I can catch a football better than that. This Jonas brother looks like he's as afraid of the ball as he is of vagina.Jon Gosselin has a little penis...
Jon Gosselin has a tiny little penis. This does not surprise me as his outer dick makes up for his hidden short comings.Ashlee Simpson goes to the dark side...
Ashlee Simpson was out and about with a very dark 'do. It kind of looks like a wig but sometimes dark color like that looks just as fake.New Song Lyrics!
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Monday, February 15, 2010
Turtle Stones
New Stuff at Turtle Stones.My latest obsession? Hand coiling and wire weaving. I've made some really cool pendants you can see them RIGHT HERE!
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Survivor Heroes vs Villains *Spoilers*
The first Survivor Heroes vs Villains episode was long, but awesome. It had it's memorable moments.The tough girls from the Villain's team dislocated Hero Stephanie's shoulder. I swear this girl has the worse luck every time she plays Survivor! The medic popped her shoulder back in place. Yuck and ouch.
Hero star Rupert broke his little toe and the best part was Sugar. While competing in a struggle for a bag needed to cross the finish line Sugar managed to lose her top. Actually it was ripped off by one of the girls. Not only did she grab the bag, she made it to her mat and won the point for the team. The greatest moment? When a topless Sugar crosses the finish line, turns and flips both birds at the other players.
Despite Sugar taking one for the team they voted her out. Bummer. She was annoying but likable.
Tila Tequila is not pregnant but she is crazy...
I don't know about you but I am not buying this whole pregnant garbage coming out of Tila Tequila's mouth. I think she has a serious case of the crazies with a side dose of drugs.
I can see this mentally unstable girl buying the fake pregnancy padding and taking this sham all the way. Or she'll have a miscarriage and try to get everyone's sympathy just like last time.
Tila has made herself what she is. She called Radar online and took them along with her to Taco Bell. You can watch Tila's run for the border right here.
Tila really needs to walk, no... run to the nearest rehab center and dry out.
Christian Bale has a body in his yard....
A dead guy was dug up out of Christian Bale's yard. At first it was thought to be a crew member from Bale's Terminator Salvation movie. Remember this?
But it was just Michael Snyder missing for 8 years. His wife killed him.
How creepy. A body, dead and buried was discovered in Christian Bale's yard. Of all the people to have a dead guy show up it would be Christian Bale. Can you imagine him screaming, "Get up. Get the fuck up you dead, crusty fucking fuck of a fuck. You're unbelievable."
God, I think I am in love with this guy.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Lady Gaga in NYC
Lady Gaga looks cold and I'm sure she is. She's in New York in this photograph and it is rather chilly.All of us New Yorkers braced for the huge blizzard heading our way. By morning we had maybe 3 inches of snow here, more in other places. Oh, well. I was expecting a lot hoopla.
Suri is wearing a coat!
...and gloves and a hat. Wonders never cease. Suri Cruise is finally dressed for the weather and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.
Alicia Keys Butt in a Bikini...
Alicia Keys has a fairly decent ass. That's about the only nice thing I can think of to say about her.
Frankly, she annoys me. She has this holier than thou attitude, a sneer in nearly every photograph... even her ass is smirking. Right here. See it?
Her music is ridiculous. When I listen to music I'd like to be entertained. If I want to hear a song based purely on showcasing your talent I'll go watch American Idol. For the most part, I find her a bit pitchy, I mean bitchy.
Survivor Heroes VS Villains!
I CAN'T WAIT!Survivors 20th season starts tonight and the show has a new twist. I've watched every season and I am totally hooked on the show. This time around they are doing Heroes versus Villains.
Brillz!
It will be interesting to see how all of this will pan out. I will be rooting for Russell Hantz from last season. It's not that I like the guy but he is damn determined. I wanted him off the show the first episode but he lingered on like a cockroach in a nuclear fallout. Amazing. After a while the cast figured out Hantz was the most hated and kept him there for the final two spot. They knew the tribal council would never vote him the winner. Mostly because he is a snake but also because the dude is already loaded.
If you are into Survivor like I am, check back on Fridays, I'll try to post a recap along with my take on the show.
Rachael Ray's Pitbull Attacks!
I don't find this sad at all. Rachael Ray's pitbull dog Isaboo might have to be euthanized for attacking other dogs. The dog has tried to attack other dogs 5 times (so far) while being walked on his leash. He's lunged at the other dogs and even bit the ear of another poor pooch. Scary!I'm sorry but an agressive dog no matter what the breed is a danger to other animals and people! I come from a place of understanding because I've had a pitbull for the last 11 years. I rescued him from a dog fighting ring when he was only 4 months old. He doesn't have the killer instinct but some pitbulls do. Usually you can "raise" them properly but in some pitbulls the aggression is simply ingrained.
Rachael Ray needs to do the responsible thing and quarantine that dog or do the alternative.
Heath Ledger's Uncle's Prison Scandal
Really pathetic. Heath Ledger's uncle, Hayden Charles Ledger was trying to get out of jail time by using Heath's death. Hayden was busted for taking in $130,000 dollars worth of stolen goods.Ledger was trying to say he is bi-polar (possible) and was so distraught over Heath's death that he lost his mind (bullshit) at the time of the crime and took in hot property.
The judge knew better and sentenced him to 18 months behind bars.
Alec Baldwin Hospitalized
Alec Baldwin was up to more crazy fuckery last night. Apparently Alec was acting stupid threatening to take a bunch of pills in front of his daughter Ireland who then dialed 911 on her suicidal dad. What a jerk! After they hauled him off to the hospital, he was released after authorities concluded that it was all a mistake and someone "misunderstood' the situation.Well, I don't. Alec Baldwin is an ass. Plain and simple. He argued with Ireland (who he has called a selfish little pig) went all dramatic and threatened suicide. I can just imagine him blaming that poor little girl.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Paris Hilton always a bridesmaid...
Paris Hilton picked up a bridal magazine just so the paps could get a shot. It's about time she got married anyway. She could actually be relevant for another 15 minutes...Kate Gosselin is still not happy...
Kate Gosselin chopped off half of her $7,000 extensions. So, now she has $3,500 worth of fake hair on her head and zero personality.Kendra Wilkinson bawls over Bowl...
Kendra Wilkinson left the Super Bowl in tears. Reportedly over her husband Hank Baskett screwing up the game. I totally believe Kendra was crying over the game and not the paparazzi hounding her like she later wrote on Twitter.Holly Madison is platinum...
Holly Madison needs to step away from the bleach bottle. That shade is horrid looking.Anyone else think Heidi Montag's plastic surgery make-over has her looking like Holly's sister?
Taylor Swift and Jon Mayer
I kind of doubt these two are hooking up. Jon Mayer and Taylor swift would be the most annoying couple ever. 'Cept for maybe Katy Perry and Russell Brand.
Brangelina are pissed off...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing News of the World for reporting they are splitting up. I didn't believe it anyway. Here they are at the Super Bowl making sure everyone sees they are solid by displaying lots of PDA's.
Beyonce-No make-up...
Beyonce looks pretty good sans make up first thing in the morning. She's modest too, holding her tiny top down so the paparazzi can't get a boob shot
Saturday, February 06, 2010
It's The Weekend!
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Friday, February 05, 2010
Amy Winehouse is tri sexual
Amy Winehouse wants us to know that she likes boy and girls. We also know what else she likes.Shauna Sand and those nipples...
Shauna Sand is sporting her big press on peel off nipples. Click the pic you know you HAVE to.Casey Johnson: Diabetes killed her...
So... Casey Johnson died from uncontrolled diabetes. Which in effect is the same thing as suicide.
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