Monday, July 26, 2010

Paris Hilton has a seriously saggy ass...


Paris Hilton has a seriously saggy ass. This girl cannot seem to keep her private parts private but then again no one would post her pictures if she did.

Pax gets a handful of Maddox

Angelina Jolie had her hands full at the airport. Looks like boys will be boys as Maddox playfully smacked Pax in the mouth. Love the expression on Angie's face.

Justin Beiber totally looks like Donny Osmond


Justin Beiber really does look like Donny Osmond.

Paris Hilton's underwear....

It wouldn't be Monday if there wasn't a shot of Paris Hilton's underwear over the weekend.

Celebrities Rock Steals Content!

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Celebrities Rock site is taking all my posts and a bunch of other sites work and are publishing it as their own.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Britney Weave Photos Are Fake... sorta, maybe.




I could tell something was weird about those Britney Spears bad weave photos. I found a different picture, same angle of Brit with her usual nappy ass weave. I think someone did a little work on that photo. It is just too much!

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt....


Jennifer Aniston gave us a flash of something, I'm not sure what but here is a look up her skirt. This photo is amazing to me, not because Jen spread 'em for the camera but for the astonishing fact that her thighs actually touch.

Tortoises are not celebrities...

Tortoises aren't celebrities, so why the heck am I posting this? Because it's kinda cool and I thought you'd like it. I used to have a tortoise named Olivia and the stupid thing would manage to tip over on a daily basis. I've heard they can die because they are unable to right themselves. So, what makes this cool is the other tortoise being smart enough to lend a hand and hook a brother up.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Britney Spears bad weave photoshopped?


I've seen these pictures up on every site. Britney Spear's nasty looking weave. I must admit the hair looks really horrible and Britney is notorious for her shitty looking weaves, but I don't know about this. A few pictures show her with her hair up, like in the top photo, then there is this one of the back looking some rancid roadkill. The pics are obviously taken within moments, why would she take her hair down on the way to the car? I'm not buying it.... I'm not positive, but I think someone may have worked a little photoshop magic.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Stallone is still hot...

Sylvester Stallone is still good looking but those arms are scary! I wonder if they are any indication as to what his penis looks like.

Mickey Rourke has a gross mouth...


Mickey Rourke has a nasty white substance in his mouth and I doubt it's an Altoid. But even more disturbing are those fingernails. Yuck.

Jen Garner Baby Bump Watch

The jury is out on Gwen Stefani being pregnant again, but it sure looks like Jennifer Garner is. That is definitely a bump. Maybe she and Ben Affleck are trying for a boy this time.

Gwen Stefani pregnant?

Looks like Gwen Stefani could be pregnant. That would be the only explanation for those horrible pants. Hormones!

Crystal Bowersox got her teeth fixed...

I'm a little, well... a lot late with this one, but check it out, Crystal Bowersox got her teeth fixed. She needed it. She said she had braces as a kid and didn't do the follow up care. What a difference!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Christian Bale Mel Gibson Mash Up Audio



This is really good. I was wondering how long it would take for this to hit the net.
Christian Bale and Mel Gibson. I have to say I'm on Team Bale not only can he use the word fuck as a noun verb and adjective in a sentence he is kind of hot. Besides, Bale was going off on a grown man. Mel is despicable in how he talked to Oksana. Either or... they are both totally abusive and could use some anger management.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer quit that bitch...


Lindsay Lohan is ranting and raving to anyone within earshot that she is going to appeal her jail sentence of 90 days. Hot on that debate, word has it that Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley dropped her like it's hot. Or not.

Lohan's new attorney, Tiffany Feder-Cohen, is fresh off the press and new to lawyer land. I don't think Lindsay has a snowballs chance in hell at getting out of this mess. A little jail time and a lot of rehab might do her a little good. I believe Lindsay will just have to get through it and then she'll be back to her old ways. Maybe the next time she'll be a little wiser and a lot more discreet.