Tila Tequila looks totally different...

Tila Tequila has been laying low since being pelted with shit at a Juggalo concert. She has resurfaced looking like an entirely different person. I would not have recognized her! I think she actually looks better now. Maybe the darker hair is a result of poop stains? Even Tila Tequila can find a silver lining.

Miley Cyrus in her panties...

Miley Cyrus went out half dressed. Shocking, right? She remembered her jacket but forgot her pants. Must be those teenage hormones. And by hormones I mean whore-moans.

The Situation has a really small penis...

A Florida club promoter named Melody Eckerson has dished the dirt on Jersey Shore star The Situation. She claims she had an encounter with him that was less than satisfying. Not only did The Situation last about 3 minutes he reportedly has a very small penis. So, Mike Sorrentino has a 6 pack of abs and a shot glass for a dick.

Jessica Simpson got skinny again, maybe...

Jessica Simpson was photographed looking a lot thinner. Maybe she did a cleanse, maybe she crash dieted or maybe she just took a really big dump.

Madonna needs a lot of help...

Amazing what the stroke of an airbrush can do. Madonna has been photoshopped to the hilt and thank God for that. Those arms are simply frightening.

Emma Watson looks like a dude...

Emma Watson should not have cut all her hair off. It is not flattering. She really does look like a boy. Especially dressed in what looks like high school gym clothes.

George Lopez and wife Ann divorcing....

George Lopez is getting divorced from his wife of 17 years, Ann Lopez. I wonder if she'll demand visitation rights to that kidney she gave him a while back?

Paris Hilton and her lips...

Paris Hilton has jacked up her lips with injections or maybe with an STD. Same difference.

Justin Bieber Barbie Dolls

You can now get your very own Justin Bieber Barbie doll. Aren't you excited? $28 will get you a doll that plays 30 second clips Justin's songs. I bet the doll is about as anatomically correct as the real thing.

Bret Michaels on Maximum, what in the GD hell is this?

I like Bret Michaels, I really do and yes, he still looks damn good, but this Maximum cover is ridiculous. I haven't seen him without a shirt since the 80's and I seriously doubt he's been hiding all this. Nope, not buying it.

Demi & Ashton, nope no cheating going on here...

Demi and Ashton are trying way too hard to convince us that all is well in their world. And maybe it is... but judging by Jesse James and Tiger Woods where there is smoke there's usually fire.

Mariah Carey falls on stage...

Mariah Carey fell onstage big time and it ain't pretty or even remotely graceful. It looks awkward as hell and yeah, it's kinda funny.

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Holly Madison is topless, as usual.

Holly Madison got topless for UFC magazine. Wearing Chanel suspenders and lace leggings, Holly leaves only her nipples and crotch to the imagination. Which is about everything she has to offer.

Lopez, Tyler and Jackson... American Idol will never be the same

Well, it's official. Randy Jackson will be flanked by Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler on this season's American Idol. All those rumored "diva demands" about Lopez were all made up.

Not that diva behavior is a stretch for J Lo. I'll bet Steven Tyler is 10 times the diva Lopez could ever be, I'll be watching the show just for Tyler's antics.

Check out those heels on Jenny. Crazy.

Khloe Kardashian could be pregnant or just full...

I like Khloe Kardashian. She is the most genuine out of the whole entire family and isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. She has been open about wanting to start a family with husband Lamar Odom. Maybe this is a baby bump or maybe it's just her lunch.

Keanu Reeves why so sad...

Keanu Reeves is always photographed loitering with a bummed out look on his face. He is one strange dude. Cupcakes are supposed to make you happy, Keanu.

Heii and Spencer reunited and it feels so... PUKE.

Spencer Pratt has shaved the crotch bush off his face and reunited with wife Heidi Montag. What about that sex tape?

Notice the two watches on Spencer? The second one is for another 15 minutes. Heidi doesn't wear a watch because she doesn't know what time it is.

Anna Kournikova looks pregnant...

Anna Kournikova looks a little pregnant to me. The usually taut and toned Anna was showing a tummy bump.

Nicole Ritchie Ass & Boob Photos...

We haven't heard much out of Nicole Ritchie lately. She has been so laid back now that we tend to forget what a wild child she once was, so here are some boob and ass pictures just so you don't forget.

Tinker Bell Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Tinkerbell has her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I love Tink, she is sexy with an attitude.

Angela Simmons Big Butt...

Angela Simmons (Russell Simmons daughter) has a butt big enough to rival Kim Kardashian. Baby girls got junk in that trunk!

Michael Lohan is a pervert...

Michael Lohan has been known for his attraction to young girls that look like his daughters. Here he is at Hogs N Heifers in New York posing with a Lyndsay Lohan look alike. Gross!

Courtney Love Most Improved

Courtney Love has cleaned up her look and it is much better. She went in not too long ago and had all of her bad plastic surgery fixed. She looks good, now she needs to stop and leave well enough alone.

Hilary Clinton and that hair clip...

Hilary Clinton took a trip back to the 90's and sported a horrendous plastic silver hair clip. Not a good look, Hilary. Maybe she's working on growing her hair out?

The Breakfast Club 25 Year Reunion Photo

The Breakfast Club had a reunion and everyone looks older except Ally Sheedy. That movie was one of the best things to come out of the 80's. It was a masterpiece of destruction and the situations still hold up today. Molly Ringwald looks good. Judd Nelson and Michael Anthony Hall look a little tattered. After all, 25 years is a long time.

Katy Perry Upskirt

Katy Perry's fiance Russell Brand was "arrested" for putting the smack down on a paparazzi. Supposedly the pap was trying to shoot up Katy's skirt. Katy has a time and place for everything and spreading them wide while on stage is okay, I guess.

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Lyndsay Lohan is stupid....

Lyndsay Lohan has blown it big time. Failing two drug tests, one for cocaine and one for amphetamines it looks like Lyndsay is headed for jail again. What is her problem (other than drug addiction)? She had a couple months to dry out, get through probation and then she could go back to quietly doing drugs. Now she is screwed in more ways than one. I doubt she will be able to film that Inferno movie about Linda Lovelace, who is going to insure her? Besides they don't let you out of the slammer to go on location. Lyndsay is a dumbass.

Kat Von D Versus Rihanna

Looks like Rihanna borrowed Kat Von D's nasty Halloween wig. Hopefully she washed Jesse James Nazi splooge out of it first. But I doubt it.

Kate Gosselin People Magazine, what a sham...

Kate Gosselin appeared on People Magazine photoshopped and airbrushed to the hilt. The "real" Kate Gosselin was photographed in all her natural glory out jogging.

Miley Cyrus Barbie Mobile

Miley Cyrus decided to buck the bobbble headed dog tradition and opted to display a few ratty looking Barbies on her dashboard.

Katy Perry Sesame Street Boobs for Elmo.

Katy Perry did a spot on Sesame Street co-starring Elmo and her boobs.

Christina Aguilera Nipples!

This is a old photo from Drunken Stepfather (NSFW) but it bears repeating. Christina Aguilera's nipples.


Not gonna mention her man hands.

Pete Burns Amputated Lips...

Pete Burns had his lips amputated and replaced with a portion of his nut sack. Pucker up!

Shiloh has a weapon...

Angelina Jolie has genetically passed on her love of sharp things to her biological kid Shiloh and her adopted son Maddox. Jolie was/is an avid knife collector and it seems to have rubbed off on her kids. Angelina also used to be a serious cutter, carving up her breasts and thighs. Hopefully that nasty habit will skip a generation.

Lily Allen is really pregnant this time....

Lily Allen is seriously pregnant this time around. I don't know what kind of mother this girl is going to be. We've all seen her drunk, wasted, topless and displaying her 3rd nipple. Hopefully she will let a nanny raise the kid

Nicole Kidman is a natural beauty.

My ass! Nicole Kidman simply cannot lie about her face any longer. She has taken it way too far. She must think we are all blind or stupid to buy her lies about never putting anything in her face.

Kelly Osbourne got skinny...

I have never seen Kelly Osbourne this thin. I am hoping she has achieved this look the healthy way, you know... diet and exercise.

Jason Biggs is naked...

Jason Biggs is naked and ready for doggy style. I can't tell if he is ready to give or receive.

Courtney Love looks trashed...

Courtney Love looks lost and I know why... she doesn't even recognize herself anymore.

Alanis Morrisette and her nipples....

Alanis Morrisette was out and about sporting her baby bump and some pretty noticeable nips. At least I noticed them and that's my job. To find nipples and share them with you.

Matt LeBlanc smoking weed?

Could this be a photo of Matt LeBlanc smoking pot? It sure looks like it to me. I doubt it's a rollie. If it's weed then Matt will simply join the ranks of all the other celebrities caught on camera getting their smoke on.

Jessica Simpson looks pregnant...

Jessica Simpson has been battling the bulge for a couple of years now. No matter what, Jess still looks good. In this photo it does look like she has a bump in the right place. Could she be pregnant? Time will tell.

Brian Austin Green is still hot...

Everyone busts on Brian Austin Green. He is still looking good after all these years and he did marry Megan Fox, so he must have something going on and I know what it is.

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Kim Kardashian got naked and then mad about it...

Kim Kardashian famously posed for Playboy a few years back and now she is biting the hand that fed her. I watched the show and Kim willingly (with a tad of modesty) did the Playboy spread. Trust me she banked a lot of cash for those photos and it didn't hurt her career. Now she has the major sads about the whole thing. Get over it Kim. Did you think those pictures were going to disappear? Although I think this photo was unexpected, she pretty much kept everything covered and I doubt she would have granted approval for this one to be printed. But oops, there it is.

*After a little checking around, this photo was included in the magazine.

Lady Gaga Where's The Beef?

Yes. These Lady Gaga pictures are all over the web. It took me a few minutes and clicking on the photo to actually wrap my mind around the fact that Lady Gaga is really wrapped in meat. Real meat. Man, that had to stink and create a mess. But honestly, outside of a few serial killer flicks have you ever seen anyone dress in flesh before? Gaga gives the term "beef curtains" a whole new meaning.