Latest Song Lyrics!

Upcoming songs

Hollywood Lyrics JoJo	Turn On The Radio Lyrics Reba McEntire
Black Man's Dream Lyrics Rick Ross	Dance Tonight Lyrics Kat Deluna
Hands All Over Lyrics Maroon 5	Firestarter Lyrics Cassie
Tonight Lyrics Bruno Mars	Lethal Lyrics Letoya Luckett
Hit It Again Lyrics 3OH!3	I Just Had S.. Lyrics The Lonely Island

Get your free list here.

Kelly Osbourne should have stayed in school...

Kelly Osbourne went off on Twitter about her ex boyfriend Luke Worrall. This is what she had to say complete with an ass load of misspelled and misused words.

MissKellyO
@Luke_worrall is the biggest piece of shit he has been trying to get back w/ me I only came home for Xmas to see him mean while he has been

MissKellyO
Fucking 100's of girls as we as men behind my back all he did was use me all girls beware of @Luke_worral he is a using Cunt!

MissKellyO
He used me for my money and a free ride he is lucky I am not spilling the hole truth about what he did!

MissKellyO
He is the worst thing that ever happened to me I don't give a fuck what happens to him anymore

MissKellyO
Iam and always will be 2 good 4 @luke_worrall darling ur pretty face will only get you so far because u don't have the brains to back it up

MissKellyO
Dont think I have ever felt so stupid he made a fool of me going to be off Twitter for a while never felt heart brake like this in my life

She really tried to burn his ass and I suppose she did to a certain extent but in the end she comes across as a scorned little girl.

Chloe Sevigny has cramps...

Chloe Sevigny has cramps... I feel your pain girlfriend, I really do.

Mary Kate Olsen only gets wet in the rain...

Those Olsen twins are so non-sexual. At least in my opinion they are. I mean all those perverts were counting the days until they were 18 and were legally fuckable. But really? Mary Kate and Ashley just seem so down trodden with their outlandish outfits and mega bucks, I don't think too many guys have the energy to just get past all of that.

So here is Mary Kate Olsen, (the weirder of the two) and wouldn't you know it she has some type of strange Gothic inspired umbrella so her Camel light cigarette doesn't get damp. Either it's some weird umbrella contraption or the damn thing is trying to quit her just like Bob Saget.

Paris Hilton's got nuthin'

Paris Hilton is so over... as in stick a fork in her she's DONE. However she still manages to grace our websites now and again. I am posting her picture because I find her horrible too light makeup funny, but most of all I am fascinated by her boobs. One day tiny, next day shoved and propped and today... well, they look full. Maybe it was some chicken cutlets that she stuffed into her bra instead of her face but if she did that then she'd have another "baby bump" that she either have to abort or vomit up. That said, here is Paris Hilton. For now.

Kirsten Dunst is no beauty queen...

Poor Kirsten Dunst. The beautiful Barbie Faries did not smile down upon her at birth and she has been rendered rather unfortunate looking as is that hat.

Kelly Osbourne Miley Cyrus BFF's

Kelly Osbourne and Miley Cyrus took a moment out of their lives to have a quickie photo op. I seriously doubt these two are friends. Maybe just in the wrong place at the right time... In any event Miley looks like a homeless person with that rag of a shirt and Kelly (who has been looking rather amazing lately) is almost unrecognizable. Which could just be a ploy on Kelly's part after all who wants to be seen with Miley these days anyway?

Kat Von D & Jesse James still at it...

Aw... isn't this just the most adorable picture ever? Yuck. Kat Von D and Jesse James are still bumping uglies and ain't it grand? I honestly thought Jesse James would never get another girlfriend and judging by his latest piece the pickings are slim. Kat is not a great catch, in fact Nikki Sixx was too good for her. Now Nikki is hooking up with Denise Richards. No big shocker there. Nikki only dates famous women and Denise only dates crazed abusive guys. The only one with any class in this entire fiasco is Sandra Bullock. Wonder who she will move onto next?

Ronnie Spector talks about Keith Richards

This has to be one of the stupidest things ever said. Ronnie Spector was "flipping through" Keith Richards autobiography and noticed the name "Ronnie" pop up. Thinking he was talking about her she had this to say...

"I was skimming through it the other day, and he's talking about Ronnie, and I think, 'Oh, he must mean me. I'll read this.' And then he writes, 'We went in the bathroom and did drugs.' I was like, 'Keith! I never did drugs! What are you saying?'

I was so angry with him. I never, ever did drugs with him. In fact, I used to yell at Keith. I'd say, 'You can do a little marijuana but don't go any further than that.'

So I'm reading this and I'm just fuming. I'm ready to call him and really cuss him out, but then I read a little more and it turns out he was actually talking about Ronnie Wood."

Really? Duh. Why even go out and announce this non information? It's like saying something like... "This morning I had the biggest urge to take a shit but when I sat down nothing came out."

Or maybe Ronnie Spector is trying to put it out there that even though she associated with Richards she didn't party with him. Whatever. It's just stupid.

Latest Song Lyrics!

Featured Songs

Don't Cry Your Heart Out Lyrics Cody Simpson	Take A Chance Lyrics Scouting for Girls
No Labels Lyrics Akon	Doing What I Want To Lyrics Soulja Boy
Yep That's Me Lyrics Jamie Foxx	Farmer s Daughter Lyrics Crystal Bowersox
I Just Had Sex Lyrics The Lonely Island	6 foot 7 foot Lyrics Lil' Wayne
Like Tonight Lyrics Bruno Mars	Sleep All Day Lyrics Sean Kingston

Get your own here.

Gwyneth Paltrow tries to distract us...

Gwyneth Paltrow wore this bondage style dress to the opening of her new movie Country Strong. I am not a fan of country music or of Gwyneth Paltrow. I am guessing she wore this dress to distract us from the strangeness of her face which looks loaded with botox these days. I've heard that she can really carry a tune which is good for her because that's about all she has going for herself.

Demi Lovato is a tease...

Demi Lovato had some "leaked" photos hit the web. So, in addition to her anger issues and substance abuse (alleged) she also likes to pretend to be a lesbian. Or maybe it's normal to have another girl paw your jeans and look longingly at your perky boobs while you flash her some of your virgin tongue. I don't know about you but back in the day if a photo came out like this you'd be branded a big fat lezzie. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I guess I am just old school.

Christina Aguilera has fake boobs...

I know right, big shocker. Yes, we all know Christina Aguilera has implants. Someone snapped a shot of her gnarly armpit and claimed it's an implant scar. I'm no fake tit expert but if they went in through the armpit (which they do to leave the nipples uncut) I would think they would do the cut horizontal as to go along with the seams of the body.

Angelina Jolie's Ass

For being such a skinny bitch Angelina Jolie has a nice ass. She better stay thin or those tats are going to turn into ink blot tests. In any event, some day gravity will drag them down to cover her butt which will be old and wrinkly but not today. So here is Angelina's ass. Enjoy.

Latest Song Lyrics!

Music news

Fall For Your Type Lyrics Jamie Foxx	Party All Night Lyrics Sean Kingston
One Night Lyrics Jesse McCartney	You Be Kill' Em Lyrics Fabolous
Goodbye Lyrics Avril Lavigne	Dirty Situation Lyrics Mohombi
Stop Standing There Lyrics Avril Lavigne	Someone To Love Me Lyrics Diddy
Champion Lyrics Chipmunk	Don't Hold It Against Me Lyrics Britney Spears

Get your own here.

Miley Cyrus Smoking A Bong

Here is a precious little video clip of Miley Cyrus getting high. Apparently she is only smoking salvia (a natural herb) which is legal in California but it looks like that crap can get you as stoned as regular weed. Miley is just as annoying high as she is low and I am guessing that Miley will be next in line for rehab.

Julia Roberts takes on the paparazzi...

Julia Roberts was fed up with the paparazzi following her and her family so she unleashed a torrent of F-bombs. Can't blame her though... once the paps get their shot they need to leave well enough alone, after all family shopping pictures will just be more of the same.

Julia reportedly said...

“You get the f*ck out of my face… do you understand me? You are harassing me. Get the f*ck out of my face. You have followed me all over town. I have had it with you…F*ck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!”

Judging by the photo I totally believe it.

Latest Song Lyrics!

Enjoy these

Christmas Lights Lyrics Coldplay	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Lyrics Katy Perry
All I Need Lyrics Michael Jackson	Wet Lyrics Snoop Dogg
Strobe Lights Lyrics Diddy-Dirty Money	Do! Do! Do! Lyrics Kid Sister
Walking In New York Lyrics Jordin Sparks	It's Ok Lyrics Cee Lo Green
I Hate That You Love Me Lyrics Dirty Money	One Night Lyrics Jesse McCartney

Get your free list here.

Semi Nude Photos of Christina Aguilera

Some semi nude photos of Christina Aguilera have "leaked" onto the internet. There are several pictures and it does look like her but there are so many fake shots and posers out there that it's hard to tell sometimes. You can see the rest of the photos HERE site NSFW!

Hoarders on A&E

Have you watched the show Hoarders on A&E? I think almost everyone has seen at least one episode or even a commercial for the show. I have to tell you, it is fascinating. How people can exist in that type of environment is amazing and to think they create that chaos themselves is insane. Actually it is kind of crazy because people that hoard have a mental condition (typically OCD obsessive compulsive disorder) that makes them hold onto items that are useless and even hazardous to their health. I've watched episodes where they find dead cats, mice and tons of mold growing everywhere. The sheer neglect can cause structural damage to a house. It's pretty nasty. They say the stench of the filth and hoarding is incredible but the people who live in it don't seem to be bothered by it. Really? You have a dead rotting cat in a corner and you can't smell that? Imagine!

So, I have another hobby I've been working on in addition to doing the celebrity thing here, and making the wire wrapped pendants that I've been creating for several years now, I've gotten into building dollhouses. I was working on a dollhouse one afternoon while watching an episode of Hoarders and I came up with a fabulous idea. I decided to build a hoarded dollhouse. It came out kinda good and I thought you might want to take a look at it. I even have a dead cat (with a fully loaded litterbox) made out of real bones and cat hair. Oh, yeah and a dead husband but you'll have to read Maybelline's story to make any sense of it all.

You can see my Hoarder Dollhouse "Pretty On The Outside" RIGHT HERE!

Oh, and by the way it's for sale. Check it out.

Jessica Simpson is probably not pregnant...

Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson were caught leaving a night club and they both look tore up from the floor up. Which leads me to believe that Jessica is maybe not pregnant. But then again Jess isn't the brightest bulb in the socket. She would just say, "is this baby what I have here fetal alcohol syndrome or did I just drop it on it's head? I know it's eyes are crossed... but it says Pampers on it's butt... pass the tuna."

Teenage Katy Perry

This is supposed to be a photo of a teenage Katy Perry. She looks like a dude! And why is she humping a crutch? Actually, because she is humping on a crutch this leads me to believe that this really is a picture of Katy Perry.

Pam Anderson wearin Uggs?

I am guessing that those boots Pam Anderson is wearing are faux Uggs. PETA loving Pam wore Uggs for years before finding out that they are made from animal skin. Durr!

Noah Cyrus and a dog, which is which?

Poor little Noah Cyrus didn't get much in the looks department (not that Miley is a raving beauty or anything) but still, poor kid, maybe she is just going through an awkward phase...
you know the one in between puberty and plastic surgery.

Kim Kardashian hated her boobs...

Poor Kim Kardashian. Her horrid troll like older sister Kourtney used to tease her mercilessly about her blossoming boobs. Kourt was jealous for sure because I heard it mentioned on one of the Kardashian episodes that Kourtney got a boob job a long time ago. Kim said in a recent interview that she used to put blazing hot washcloths on her boobs and beg them not to grow any bigger. It didn't work for her boobs nor her ass but after all where would Kim be today without her bodacious assets? Exactly.

Mariah Carey does Disney...

A very pregnant Mariah Carey appeared at Disney recently. I was hoping she find some clothes that would flatter her baby bump but she's dressing the same old way. I'm not a Mariah fan, but I am happy she's having a baby (or maybe twins) finally. She waited until the last possible moment and that's cool. I never thought Mariah would have kids she seems way too self absorbed and narcissistic.

Poor Mariah, she looks like she is going to have the swollen face and huge nose that a lot of pregnant women get, but I am guessing she'll bounce right back and be in smoking hot shape in no time just to prove to all of us snarky bloggers that she ain't going to stay fat for long.

Chelsea Handler with her pants down photo...

A pantsless Chelsea Handler got her freak on and has a photo to prove it. I like Chelsea, she is a ballsy bitch and that goes a long way in my book.

Vanessa Minnillo has a secret...

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were out shopping the other day. Looks like Vanessa is keeping her engagement ring under wraps. I'm sure it's nothing to be ashamed of.... however Vanessa is not giving the paparazzi what they want and that's way classier than Jessica Simpson who flashes her gaudy bauble every chance she gets.

Madonna looks old...

What a horrible photo of Madonna. She looks her age, finally. In fact she looks older than her age. Oh well, I guess she can't be photo ready every second. At least she has those beastly arms covered for a change.

Kate Gosselin looks like Tara Reid

Is it just me or is Kate Gosselin starting to look an awful lot like Tara Reid? I can't wait for Kate to start playing beer pong and flashing her fake boobs.

Cameron Diaz is not attractive...

Cameron Diaz is not a pretty girl. Never was and never will be. But that huge fake smile is making her look old and that orange tan is just making her look, well... orange.

Jennifer Hudosn got skinny!

I can't believe how much in shape Jennifer Hudson is these days. She looks good and she knows how to dress for her body type. That's half the battle ladies, wearing the right clothes. It's not those jeans that make you look fat it's the muffin top!

Amber Teen Mom Tattoo

Hands down the worst portrait tattoo has to be on Teen Mom Amber Portwood. That is a monstrosity! Did she not look at the artists portfolio first? The only reason she got that huge ugly thing is to proclaim to us all that really, she IS a good mom. But she's not. She's a mean, nasty bitch with zero patience for her kid and a mean left hook for her boyfriend.