

The interwebs were in an uproar over Ali Lohan's face yesterday. So much so that her modeling agency has released this statement:
"Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it's natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape."
MY ASS! This does not even look like the same person. I think Michael Lohan kidnapped the old Aliana, crushed her to bits and snorted her. This looks like something Michael shat out after a 2 week binge. Either that or Ali has developed a severe "problem" (that seems to run in the family, by the way) and this is the result. It's true that kids can change as they get into their teens but it's often the ugly duck to a swan syndrome. This is that, in reverse.