Kris Humphries has a really big...

Here are the newly weds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. I suppose Kris is showing us what he gave Kim on their wedding night. It looks like it could fit... after all Kim is no delicate flower in that department which reminds me of Kim's sex tape deal. My guess is the "anonymous" bidder is most likely Kim and Kris. Between the two of them they have a small fortune of cash I'm sure if they combined it they could easily come up with 30 million to remove the sex tape and still have a billion left over. Still, it will never erase the image from my eyes of Kim working Ray J's huge dick like sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. Kim has skillz ya'll.