Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Sinead O'Connor is frustrated...

So, Sinead O'Connor is sexually frustrated. She has been talking about using a banana or even screwing her truck. I think a stick shift would be less intimidated than a poor piece of defenseless fruit. I know why Sinead can't get laid, it's not because she's famous but because she looks like an angry truck driver pulling up to a closed diner with no McDonald's in sight.