Jessica Simpson has no clue...

So, a very obviously pregnant Jessica Simpson is holding out for the big bucks to reveal her pregnancy and baby photos. $500,000 to be exact. Not really that much money considering how much other celebrities have snagged in the past. It's not like Jessica needs the money she has like, billions already.

Remember right after she married Nick Lachey? They were broke after spending all of their money on the wedding. Too bad you can't get a refund, right? Anyway, Jess has worked her ass off in recent years and has built up quite a nice chunk of cash. So why is she shopping around for baby money? Who cares? No one (at this point) is going to pay her to tell us something we already know. She should just wait til the baby comes, hide it away and then make a deal for photos then. She needs to stop listening to her weirdo dad, Joe Simpson.