Jessica Simpson is smart... no really!

I guess Jessica Simpson can't hide the fact that she is pregnant, anymore. It's either she's knocked up or she is hoarding a turkey with all the trimmings tucked away inside her shirt. I wouldn't put it past her but it also looks like she's carrying about a gallon of milk in her boobs, so yup, she's pregnant. I guess keeping it quiet gets her a lot more attention and puts her photos out there so that is kinda smart and could mean a bigger payday when the little bundle of joy finally arrives.

I know how they can make a lot cash and get free hotel stays, I'd love to see Eric and Jessica on an episode of Jerry Springer duking it out over weddings and babies with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Personally I would also enjoy seeing them on Maury doing a paternity test and finding out the Baby Daddy is not Eric. Next they'd be on an episode of Steve Wilkos where it will all come out that Jessica's Baby Daddy is actually Joe Simpson. Next up, Dr. Phil will ask them "how's that working fer ya?"  I'd throw in an episode of Divorce Court, but fuck it they aren't even married.

I'm sorry, I've had a lot of coffee this morning. A lot.