Adam Lambert bitch slapped his man...

Adam Lambert had a hissy fit and slapped the crap out of his new Finnish man, Sauli Koskinen. Apparently Sauli won the Finnish version of Big Brother and Adam Lambert almost won American Idol. The two were partying at a nightclub in Finland when Sauli commented about a chip on Adam's black nail polish and Adam snapped back that Sauli was a dumb blonde with black roots and Sauli said Adam was a flaming vampire queen wannabe and then IT WAS ON.

Nah, I don't know what the fight was about but Adam got arrested and Sauli took to his twitter to proclaim his undying love (and erect peen) for Adam. So, I guess what happens in Finland... will get you arrested.