Michael Lohan collapses in AA meeting...

Michael Lohan collapsed during an AA meeting. My guess is that it was alcohol withdrawal or an overdose of coffee and donuts. Michael is definitely one for drama, take his relationship with Kate Major for example. I watched the Dr. Drew episodes where Kate did one show and the next day Michale did one. Of course Kate's episode was only a half hour because Dr. Drew knows crazy when he sees it. Michael scored an entire hour to convince us that he is a nice guy that is just misunderstood. Somehow I buy his version of things more than Kate Majors but Michael is slick, he admits to just enough to make him seem like he is keeping it real, but you can tell he is full of crap.

Kate says Michael is a alcoholic and coke fiend and that he beats her, verbally abuses her and even raped her. Michael says he's made poor choices but Kate is blowing things way out of proportion. Judging by Lohans' prior record(s), he is either stupid or stupid. Kate even went as far to say she is not drinking, and for proof she stated that she was staying with her father and he wouldn't allow it yet in the next breath says she had to leave her dad's house in a rush and left behind her birth control pills and that she might be pregnant. Yet by the end of the show she says she is not pregnant. What a load of crap!

Anyway, Lohan has been in and out of jail and hospitals quite a bit this past year so I am placing him in my "Dead Pool" for 2012. I'll keep a running list posted in my sidebar here and on Celebrity Bones and if anyone has a celebrity they'd like to add send me an email telling me who and why.