Monday, January 31, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Elisabeth Hasselbeck High School Photo...LOL!
Wow. That is really awful. And hilarious. I'll bet sweet, perfect little Elisabeth Hasselbeck hates that this high school picture is out there. Horrid glasses, braces and nasty hair. Can we say "Awkward!"Jason Davis Drug Arrest
Jason Davis who recently did a stint on Celebrity Rehab was busted for drugs. Jason just appeared on the live reunion show Wednesday, January 26, 2011 saying he had slipped back on drugs but was sober for the last 4 months. He was busted by cops in Newport Beach, California on Thursday night, January 27, 2011 and is now facing a charge of possession of a controlled substance.
Dr. Drew said:
“Jason was honest about his struggles with his sobriety on the reunion show. Hopefully, now that there are legal consequences, further treatment will be mandated, which he so desperately needs. As I said when I saw him Wednesday, we care for him very deeply and we are here for him.”
On Rehab, Jason came across as a spoiled, entitled brat, exactly who he is I suppose. I'm not surprised that he got popped by the cops. He is a raging addict and his health has declined due to his heavy drug use. I don't see Davis lasting out the year. Maybe this arrest will be a wake up call for him.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Betty White Naked Nude Photos?
These are supposed to be Betty White nude photos. Rather tame for this day and age but really racy for way back then. I guess it looks like her, especially the bottom photo. I wouldn't put it past Betty to have a few nudie pics floating around she is a pretty crazy old lady and I'll bet she was something else back in the day.
Renesmee Breaking Dawn
Here is the first photo released of Twilight's Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee. By now everyone has read the book and knows how this child came about. Hot, violent vampire sex now what is any better than that?
Pam Anderson has freckles...
Although she looks beat down, run over and tired as hell Pam Anderson actually looks better without all that makeup. Here is Pam, in all of her natural glory complete with freckles, who knew?Gwyneth Paltrow upskirt...
Gwyneth Paltrow hasn't been up to much lately that I've noticed anyway. But what I did notice were a few stray hairs escaping these very non sexy panties that she flashed us to get her photo up on some of the seedier sites like this one. Of course I clicked the picture to make it bigger, I do believe this is the most attention I've given Gwyneth, ever.Calista Flockhart See through dress...
Haven't heard of Calista Flockhart in like, forever and now it's only because she's eaten a few cheeseburgers and posed in a sheer dress which gives us a tiny glimpse of her boobs which I thought were nonexistent. Click the pic to see.Saturday, January 22, 2011
Bombshell McGee is delusional...
Bombshell McGee had this to say to Radar Online about Jesse James and Kat Von D's engagement:“Kat what in the world are you thinking? I was with Jesse during his marriage — the guy’s not faithful, he doesn’t have a faithful bone in his body!”
She added:
“If he did it to me, if he did it to Sandra, he’s gonna do it to you, too — once a cheater always a cheater. He cheated on his wife, numerous times.”
Michelle sounded a little bitter when she said:
“I guess he went to sex rehab, maybe he’s reformed, he’s all better. From my experiences, he’s a pig.”
She even offered to throw the newly engaged couple parties:
“Jesse and Kat, I want to say I’m going to be throwing your bachelor and bachelorette parties — if you ever make it to the altar — as well as your divorce party.”
How does someone who is screwing someone else's husband get cheated on? I think Kat and Jesse are an excellent match. I know the perfect wedding gift to send them: a box of ink erasers (maybe if they rub them on their selves they'd both just disappear) and a lifetime supply of condoms. Not only would that stop any reproduction, we could cut the worlds STD epidemic in half.
Sandra Bullock crushed over Jesses James engagement.... NOT!
So, Jesse James found it in his heart of Nazi hearts to forwarn ex-wife Sandra Bullock of his upcoming engagement to skank Kat Von D.“It may seem like only yesterday that Jesse and Sandra split, but for her, life has changed so much, that it seems like ages ago.
Sandra knew it was coming, and she was ready.”
I seriously doubt Sandra gives a flying fuck about anything Jesse James is up to these days. Kat Von D is exactly Jesse's type... what he was doing with Sandra is beyond me. Maybe she's a freak in the bed? Or maybe he is a fame whore, which explains why he is dating Kat Von D who has zero personality.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Pete Doherty not dead yet...
Pete Doherty was spotted shambling around. He is utterly filthy. How this guy manages to stay upright and alive at the same time simply amazes me. Can you imagine what he smells like? Ugh. Last I heard of Pete, he was getting his cat high. Is he still making music? Performing with his band Baby Shambles? Or is he just a full time junkie?
Nicole Ritchie lightens up...
Nicole Ritchie is a beautiful girl but this platinum blonde hair simply washes her out. Plus it looks like deep fried straw. She looks so much better with a darker 'do.Alicia Silverstone no makeup...
Alicia Silverstone looked rather Clueless while out and about the other day. No makeup. I suppose she looks like most everybody. Well, normal people anyway. She totally took a "derp" looking picture.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Martha Stewart is lie telling...
Martha Stewart posted this photo (and others) with a big old story about how her dog "head butted" her lip. I have to say... LIE! That dog bit her face. You can see the marks on her nose and face. If you get a dog head to your chin, you'll bite your tongue or maybe bust the inside of your lip... why did she even bother with the whole dog story? Why didn't she just say she ran into a door like most drunk people say? Or that she tripped over the cat? She was protecting her dog and I have to admire that. After all, if my 4 pound chihuahua busted my face I'd just say I had a mosquito bite and be done with it.Thursday, January 13, 2011
Emma Watson and her nipple...
Emma Watson gave us a glimpse of her nipple which I suppose makes up for her unfortunate hair. Click the pic for a better look.Ted Williams is bogus....
I have been half assed following this Ted Williams fiasco and really, I find it ridiculous. So, he has a great "radio" voice? So fucking what? There are thousands of "professional" people that have honed their talent for many years that can do a fabulous job doing voice overs. What makes Williams so special? Because he is a homeless dude? Give me a break.Ted Williams is homeless by choice. He made a series of bad choices that landed him where he was and only because some TV dude had a slow news day, put him where he is now. Well, actually he is in rehab now thanks to Dr. Phil. I watched the episode where he interviewed Ted and Phil reamed him out. Brought up some of the unsavory things Ted did in the past to expose what can happen down the road when all of Williams past comes out. The thing that really pissed me off was that Williams was given praise for being honest about his past.
Hello? What more can he say? It's a matter of public record, he can't lie. I saw though this guy right away. I knew he was still a using addict and this money, attention and fame will only fan the flames of his addiction which seems to be the case. He's in rehab. Good. Better than jail. I see Ted's flame burning out fast and I'm sure he will be back on the street in 6 months. I like to root for the underdog, but this guy is simply a dog.
Victoria Beckham quits hunger strike...
So, Victoria Beckham is pregnant with baby number 4. I guess now she is eating for one.
Pete Wentz is a natural...
Man. Pete Wentz has some really awful hair. He needs to get back on that flat iron, stat! He actually looks more like a cheesy game show host than a "rock star".Cameron Diaz could use a little magic...
Cameron Diaz is not aging well. I mean, kudos to her if she is not jumping on the Botox bandwagon, but man.... without the magic of photoshop she simply looks like shit.Britney Spears should just shave her head again...
I will never for the life of me understand why on earth Britney Spears has such awful weaves. The majority of women in Hollywood have fake hair and no one ever gets photographed with a mess such as this. Brit consistently has ratty, nasty weaves. For being one of the wealthiest women in the world you'd think she could do better than this but after all this is the same chick that married Kevin Federline, so touche.Monday, January 10, 2011
Amy Winehouse with her boobs out....
Usually we get to see Amy Winehouse with only one nipple exposed but here she is in all her glory passed out in the middle of the day with both boobs hanging out. How wasted do you have to be to sit there like that? I do believe that Amy has reached the comfortably numb state.Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's fake boobs...
This is one of the Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham. She is looking good in that bikini and yup, she bought herself some boobs. Farrah is somewhat of the villain on Teen Mom and I hate to admit but I've watched every episode from 16 & Pregnant and on... I totally disagree with the people who say it glorifies teenage pregnancy.... exactly the opposite. Nearly every teenager on that show doesn't finish high school, breaks up with their boyfriends and ends up living back at home with their parents and working at a shitty job (usually in the food industry) exactly where you don't want to end up. Anyway, her is Farrah and her implants. Enjoy.
Paris Jackson leaked photo...
This is a "leaked" photo of Paris Jackson and thankfully all her naughty bits are covered. She truly is a beautiful girl. Wonder what she will do with her life? I watched an episode of Oprah where she interviewed the Jackson family kids (cousins included) all of them said they wanted to be in the entertainment industry. Sadly though, none of the kids seem to have an iota of talent compared to Michael and Janet. Supposedly Paris, Prince and Blanket are Michael's kids biologically (although that is doubtful), but if they aren't where would the talent come from?Leann Rimes got implants?
Sure does look like Leann Rimes got implants. At least she didn't go overboard and get those huge knockers so many girls go for. They do look like "bolt on's" but maybe they'll settle in. More disturbing is how her tummy looks in that first photo. Almost like a dude. Gross.
Kate Gosselin and her Frankenstein belly....
Kate Gosselin looks damn good laying poolside in that bikini, that is until she stands up and the mean old Paparazzi zero in on her Frankenstein tummy scars. I guess that still looks better than the saggy flabby belly she used to have. Remember how Jon Gosselin called it her "other butt" or something like that? What a douche. Where has he been lately anyway?
Violet Affleck wears glasses?
Violet Affleck and her dad Ben Affleck were out and about. It's rare to see Ben taking his kid out, it's usually Jennifer Garner on Mom duty. In any event, I just noticed that Violet is wearing glasses in this photo. When did that start? No matter, Violet is one of the most adorable celebrity kids ever!
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Gwyneth Paltrow finds parenthood depressing...
So, Gwyneth Paltrow is "goop-ing" off at the mouth again. This time instead of shoving macrobiotic food down our throats she is discussing how her second baby, Moses gave her the major sads. I seriously cannot stand this pretentious bitch. Not to downplay the importance of postpartum depression but I am not surprised that she would be depressed, picturing stone cold Gwyneth unable to "access" her emotions is no stretch of the imagination.Here is her sob story:
"I felt like a zombie. I couldn't access my heart. I couldn't access my emotions. I couldn't connect. It was terrible, it was the exact opposite of what had happened when Apple was born. With her, I was on cloud nine. I couldn't believe it wasn't the same. I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.
About four months into it, Chris came to me and said, 'Something's wrong. Something's wrong.' I kept saying, 'No, no, I'm fine.' But Chris identified it, and that sort of burst the bubble. I thought postpartum depression meant you were sobbing every single day and incapable of looking after a child. But there are different shades of it and depths of it, which is why I think it's so important for women to talk about it. It was a trying time. I felt like a failure."
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Pam Anderson will leave a ravaged corpse...
This has to be one of the worst photos of Pamela Anderson to date and trust me, most of the pics of her lately have been pretty bad. What in the hell is going on here? She looks like death warmed over. It doesn't make sense. All the other rich and famous women look fabulous as they age. Pam just looks like shit. It's not like she's afraid of a little surgery either, in fact her boobs look smaller here. Sort of. Pam used to be so gorgeous, this must be a lot of hard living, multiple sex partners, random STD's and the curse of Hepatitis. Poor Pammy.
Paris Hilton looks bored...
It's obvious that Paris Hilton doesn't have much going on in her pretty little head but this photo is rather telling. It looks like her boyfriend is making that cute little sign of a heart with his hands and Paris either doesn't know sign language or she is plotting her next big bowel movement.Kelly Ripa has a cute family...
Kelly Ripa posted this photo of husband Mark Consuelos and their 3 kids. Those kids look just like their Daddy, especially the oldest boy. I guess we won't find Kelly and Mark on the Maury Show asking, Who's Your Daddy?Monday, January 03, 2011
Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Photo
Holy moly, what a huge freaking camel toe Christina Aguilera was sporting. Just massive. It takes all the focus off her jacked up makeup. X Tina is looking a bit wide across the thighs too these days. Click on the pic to get a really good look.Not gonna mention the hideous hoodie.
Lady Gaga and her naked ass...
Lady Gaga posted a photo of her naked butt. Since laying low she has been under the radar pretty much since she last sported a meat dress. I guess she is gearing up to drop a new album. I think she should wait a little longer. While she is an amazing artist we've had Gaga overload in the past year.Chloe Sevigny in a bikini...
Chloe Sevigny was spotted out sunbathing in a bikini. While far from a raving beauty she looks pretty good in this understated black bikini. Compared to the usual crazy outfits she wears this is rather tame.David Arquette in rehab...
David Arquette has checked himself into rehab. Of course he partied like an animal throughout the holidays. He has been on a bender since his recent split from Courtney Cox. I seriously doubt that his alleged drinking issues are new, just more out of control since the break up. David has always been a wild and crazy guy and I'm sure that wore thin on the more serious (seeming) Courtney. Not to mention the age difference. Let's hope David can get a grip and get it together at least for the sake of their child Coco.
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