Kingston Rossdale, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale was sporting quite the ensemble. He looks positively medieval in that fur vest. Hopefully it's faux. 
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Kingston Rossdale is fashionable...
Kingston Rossdale, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale was sporting quite the ensemble. He looks positively medieval in that fur vest. Hopefully it's faux. Meg Ryan's son Jack Henry
Meg Ryan's son Jack Henry is all grown up. More disturbing than the state of Meg's face is her son's freakishly long weird hand. Click it and check it out. Scary!
Kelly Clarkson in Hawaii
Kelly Clarkson was on vacay in Hawaii and she wore a swimsuit. Big shocker. She doesn't look too bad at least she found a suit flattering for her body type unlike Ke$ha.
Pink and her baby bump...
Pink took to her twitter account and shared a photo of her baby bump. She's not too huge yet, but that will come soon enough. Wonder if it's true that she's expecting a girl. I think this is one Hollywood "bad girl" that is doing things right. No arrests, mug shots, DUI's or drug drama. The other nice thing is that she got married THEN got pregnant. How refreshing. Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Brangelina Family all in one frame...
Now here is something you don't see everyday. Angelina Jolie and the entire family all in one shot. Including the twins who make only the rarest of appearances. You have to admit, that is one hell of a good looking family. Wonder how long it'll last? At least for the time being they have slowed down on the baby making (and acquiring).
Nicki Minaj and a big plastic dick...
Nicki Minaj decided to pull one out of her huge ass onstage and whipped out a big dildo. Really? And it's a white one? I didn't think white ones got that big. In any event I take it we are supposed to be shocked or maybe turned on? I really can't figure it out. I guess when you have Lady Gaga to compete with, a big plastic wiener is about as good as it gets.Jennifer Love Hewitt needs a stylist!
Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses like an old lady. Why does she do this when there are so many fashion choices out there and I'm sure she's not strapped for cash... and those purple shoes with that hideous two tone dress? Awful! Even the purse is ugly.Taylor Momsen almost... but not quite.
Taylor Momsen could be rather pretty but it's so hard to tell with all that black shit around her eyes. I suppose she's trying to be edgy and taken seriously but she sort of misses the mark. Hey, at least she is way better than Ke$ha whose voice is like fingernails on a chalk board.Pink still looks like a dude...
Don't get me wrong, I like Pink, really I do but even being pregnant the chick looks like a dude. I'm sure her kid will be adorable I mean how can you go wrong with a hottie like Carey Hart for your baby's daddy?Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Reese Witherspoon is average...
Reese Witherspoon was caught by the paparazzi after a work out. She looks average at best, sweaty and dishelved... like most people after going to the gym. Unfortunately for her the photos are out there. So maybe she looks average but as a Hollywood star she just looks like shit.Ke$ha in a bikini...
Ke$ha is in a bikini and it's not looking good. I suppose she looks like most of the women on the beach these days, but really, a one piece would have flattered her a lot more than this weird contraption. But then again, it's Ke$ha... what do ya want?Alicia Silverstone is so fat...
Just kidding! Alicia Silverstone is totally pregnant but she is missing that expectant mom glow. Instead she looks sorta greasy, dirty and disheveled... kinda like most of the "real" pregnant ladies out there.Snooki and her ass....
Here is a shot of Snooki and her ass in a bikini. I don't get the whole Jersey Shore craze. I've watched it a few times and really, it just nauseates me. I love, LOVE reality TV... I watch everything from Survivor to Big Brother but The Shore? Just stupid. GTL? Goofy Tanned Losers as far as I'm concerned.Vanessa Hudgens is a lesbian?
Vanessa Hudgens had a few more racy photos "leaked" to the press. This time it looks like one is a rather gnarly shot of her crotch, of course it's censored but if you look closely, (and you know I did) it still looks like the girl could use a good razor or a trip to the bikini wax shop. Included were some shots of Vanessa kissing a girl and it looks like she liked it. It would explain the whole dating Zac Efron thing. Rumor has it that they are both gay and used each other as a cover. It's hard to say... but interesting none the less.
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Gisele Bundchen has her flaws...
Gisele Bundchen posed for some photos showing a nicely packed ass and a little side boob. I don't find Gisele particularly attractive and even less so now that I caught a glimpse of her back. It looks like some prehistoric lizards backbone. She also has some skinny odd looking arms. Oh well, we can't all be perfect.
There now. Wasn't that fun?
Audrina Patridge has downsized...
Where in the hell is the rest of Audrina Patridge's boobs? Looks like she swapped her big old inflated tittays for smaller implants. Now she has a big dent (aka tit pit) in the center of her chest or maybe she always did but it was smothered in silicone.Foxy Brown is one hot mess...
Foxy Brown is not so foxy. Played out tattoos, missing tooth, saggy boobs and awful hair. Looks like some slapped a burnt up cinnamon roll on top of her head. It doesn't even match the rest of her weave. I kinda like the bracelets.Mike Starr Found Dead
Well, I guess we knew this was coming. Mike Starr was found dead at his home.Former Alice in Chains bass player Mike Starr, who went public with his drug problems on the reality TV show "Celebrity Rehab," was found dead in a Salt Lake City house, police said on Tuesday, nine years after the rock band's singer died of an overdose. Starr was 44.
A spokesman for the Salt Lake City Police Dept. said officers responded to call about a possible body at a residence southwest of downtown earlier in the afternoon.
"There is nothing to indicate that this was foul play by another individual," the spokesman said.
Bummer. I watched the season of Celebrity Rehab while he was on it and honestly, I didn't see him making it without relasping. Mike was just too hard core and angry. Still, that sucks.
Monday, March 07, 2011
Suir Cruise has issues...
Suri Cruise is 4.FOUR years old and still sucking on a binkie. Can we say, issues? That is not normal. No way. The pediatricians will tell you to take the bottle away at 1 year old. I have done this successfully twice. Of course I still suck on a bottle now and then but that is a whole other issue.
Anyway, in a perfect world you are supposed to wean a baby of the bottle at about 1 year of age... the pacifier needs to go as soon as they have enough teeth to chew through the thing. The fact that Suri still needs the "comfort" of a binkie shrieks definite issues going on there. Sad. Really sad.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Chris Brown Penis Photo
Chris Brown has bleached his 'fro and taken a video of his dick. I guess if you like length instead of girth then you'll love Chris Brown's penis photo. Of course Chris doesn't have any balls, but we knew that already. It gives the phrase "I'ma gonna Chris Brown ya..." a whole new meaning. If you want to see the photo click HERE. Of course it's NSFW and neither is Chris Brown.
Friday, March 04, 2011
Katie Holmes looks wretched...
Something is seriously wrong with Katie Holmes. She just does not look right and hasn't for a while. I just read a bio on Tom Cruise and trust me, that Scientology stuff is crazy. Just bananas. And they all worship the ground Tom walks on. Their beliefs while at first seem rather normal and logical, after a while things take a weird turn... the farther they get into it the more out there it gets. Tom is way, way into it and of course Katie is required to participate to the fullest.I think Katie should get the hell out and run for her life. The bummer part is that she will not be able to take their child Suri. That is simply not allowed. Just like Tom's other kids with Nicole Kidman. After the divorce those kids stayed with Tom and are still active in Scientology. I don't think Katie had a real grasp on what she was getting into with Tom. She was swept up into all the excitement that turned into craziness rather quickly.
Jake Gyllenhaal is naked...
Dayum! Jake Gyllenhaal is getting naked and I like it. I know... despite all the women he's dated, they say he's gay. He kind of looks gay here. But I'll tell you what... that is something I would not mind seeing in MY bed, any day or night.
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Justin Bieber got mad...
Justin Bieber flipped off the paparazzi and I don't blame him. Apparently someone clocked his girlfriend Selena Gomez in the face as they were getting to their car. Instead of putting a beat down on the offender, Beiber decided to flip them off. Possibly the most manly thing Justin has done thus far. He actually looks kinda sexy with that band aid bird.That said... I'd hit it. Next year.
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Christina Aguilera got arrested!
Christina Aguilera got herself arrested for being so damn stinking drunk she couldn't take care of herself after her boyfriend was arrested last night for a DUI. Christina has been on a downward spiral for a while now. Girlfriend better pick herself up out of the gutter and check into rehab before she loses her kid and her career.
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