Kate Middleton ? Upskirt crotch shot. Here's what Prince William will be looking at tonight. Not that he hasn't seen it already.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Kate Middleton upskirt.... crotch shot!
Kate Middleton ? Upskirt crotch shot. Here's what Prince William will be looking at tonight. Not that he hasn't seen it already.What in the GD hell kind of hat is that?
What a fiasco. The Royal Wedding. It was a sight to behold. I almost gagged on the opulence. Really, it was ridic. Of course Posh and Becks were in attendance. Of course Posh had her bitch face on. But my God! What in the hell is up with that hat? It looks like it's seriously trying to quit her. And those shoes? I suppose I am out of touch with fashion. Give me jeans and a t-shirt any day.I am obviously not into this whole royal wedding thing. I mean everyone knows they'll be divorced by the end of the decade. Besides it's not a love story or even about love. Kate Middleton has made a business arrangement and now she has a job. She'll be popping out heirs and making attempts at world peace while William screws every little chicky babe that comes his way. And if you have any doubts, you tube that lame ass balcony kiss. They could have ramped it up just a tad.
Oh, well. All my best to the bride and groom.
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Jersey Shore is multiplying...
So, Angelina from Jersey Shore is pregnant? Just looking at this photo could get you knocked up or at least a little herpes. And herpes, just like pregnancy is a gift that keeps on giving.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Botoxicated: 6 Celeb Spottings
JustSpotted has collected some of the best real-time spottings from Twitter and Facebook users about celebs who look like they've had some work done.
1.) "Just saw Billy Crystal om Jon Stewart. Whoa botox overload!" - James Garner
2.) "Just saw Simon Cowell drive down Harley St in a Bugatti... Maybe he's goin in for some botox & a neck lift" - jourdanrl
3.) "Just saw Simon Cowell on @AccessHollywood or at least I *think* it was him. Hard to tell between the plastic surgery and the Vaseline lens" - venomouskate
4.) "Just saw Heidi Montag on the Red Carpet. She's had more botox than Colonel Gaddafi. #Oscars #tweetthejoke" - jerryketel
5.) "Joan Rivers is at the Ny Gift show! Her face, close up looks a little plasticy but then again, why am I surprised?" - ideegeniale
6.) "Just seen Simon Cowell and his 'Mrs' in Harrods, he really does look like his wax work. That's not a compliment to Tussauds btw. #botox" - paulswift
1.) "Just saw Billy Crystal om Jon Stewart. Whoa botox overload!" - James Garner
2.) "Just saw Simon Cowell drive down Harley St in a Bugatti... Maybe he's goin in for some botox & a neck lift" - jourdanrl
3.) "Just saw Simon Cowell on @AccessHollywood or at least I *think* it was him. Hard to tell between the plastic surgery and the Vaseline lens" - venomouskate
4.) "Just saw Heidi Montag on the Red Carpet. She's had more botox than Colonel Gaddafi. #Oscars #tweetthejoke" - jerryketel
5.) "Joan Rivers is at the Ny Gift show! Her face, close up looks a little plasticy but then again, why am I surprised?" - ideegeniale
6.) "Just seen Simon Cowell and his 'Mrs' in Harrods, he really does look like his wax work. That's not a compliment to Tussauds btw. #botox" - paulswift
Jessica Simpson is workin' on her fitness...
Jessica Simpson is looking good. Really, Jess looks good chubby or thin. She is just naturally pretty. I hear she is dieting and working out to get in shape for her wedding. Remember when she was practically broke and now she has millions again? I don't think she should marry that guy. She should just sit and chill on her stack of money.Passion for fitness and health? Check out great nursing schools
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Brooklyn Decker Topless
As far as I know Brooklyn Decker has kept her puppies under wraps until now. Here is a photo of Brooklyn Decker topless. Enjoy.Pam Anderson needs a tune up...
It's amazing to me that Pam Anderson has let herself go like this. There are so many things the rich and famous can do to tweak their looks without a major over haul. A little botox here and there... some plumping injections... even a chemical peel will do wonders. I am thinking that Pam just doesn't give a shit anymore.Carrot Top got his hair did...
Carrot Top is a scary looking dude. Looks like he's relaxed the eyebrows a bit and I see he has straightened the kinks out of his hair? Next he'll work on the kinks in his sex life.Nicki Minaj perfume...
Nicki Minaj wants her own perfume. I know... it will reek of butt crack and be sold for half price at TJ Maxx.Mary Kate & Ashley are hobos...
Everyone says it but it's true... Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen look like homeless people that raided the Goodwill dumpster. Also, a lot is said about how unattractive they've grown to be. Hello? They look exactly the same! They've always looked like little trolls. Nothing new here.Adam Lambert has a beard...
No, not a faux girlfriend but a hairy face. Adam Lambert has grown a chia pet on his chin and I don't like it. It makes him look creepy.Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Demi Moore's nipples...
Not sure where Demi Moore was spotted and photographed but it sure looks cold.Katy Perry Pregnant?
Katy Perry looks like she was sporting a little baby bump while being photographed with new husband Russell Brand. Or maybe she ate a burrito for lunch.I find their body language interesting... Katy has her crotch pressed so tight into his hip she could practically dislocate it. Russell's body is turned away from hers which means he just be in it for the photo op.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Top 10 Celebrity Bathroom Sightings
1.) once upon a time, I saw #Fabio at a restaurant in LA. He bumped into me going to the bathroom...huge man. http://twitpic.com/4h9tcl,rominaanton, 4/5, Los Angeles, CA
2.) We just saw Bam Margera and he was BLACKED OUT!! Fool cane out of the women's bathroom, Cory Munds, 3/18, Austin, TX
3.) Bumped into Daniel Craig on the way to the restroom at Dan Tana's ... nice bonus, Isabella Mancini, 3/14, West Hollywood, CA
4.) Second celebrity sighting of the trip. Sarah Silverman just asked me if I was in line for the restroom. I was. #fb, jakelowen, 3/5, Los Angeles, CA
5.) Had a real thrill on the flight home last night. Bumped into Tony Bennett on the trip from Miami to Boston. Walked off the plane with him, then into the mens room (yes, he goes to the bathroom just like the rest of us), then continued walking and talking with him to the baggage claim. He is performing at the Wang theatre in Boston tonight. Wow, what a legend and just a regular guy! Still performing at 85!!, Rick Festa, 2/6, Boston, MA
6.) Just seen chris brown, taylor took a picture with him I couldn't because I had to push my granny to the restroom :/ ... http://tmi.me/65Kz0, firstnameravenn, 1/29, Las Vegas, NV
7.) Just saw John McCain in the Phoenix airport. He went in the bathroom. I guess Republicans have to pee too, Jeffrey Warnement, 1/19, Phoenix, AZ
8.) Just saw Carrie Underwood in the bathroom, where I stepped on Jane Lynch's dress!, apsandy, 1/17, Beverly Hills, CA
9.) Just saw Steven Tyler charging out of the bathroom swearing. Were you male critics bothering him at the urinal? #tca, joypress, 1/11, Los Angeles, CA.
10.) Celebrity sighting: Tyra Banks exiting green pay toilet near San Francisco Old Navy. Security guards seen rubbing gucci handbag with purell., bestshitsever, 12/30, San Francisco, CA
2.) We just saw Bam Margera and he was BLACKED OUT!! Fool cane out of the women's bathroom, Cory Munds, 3/18, Austin, TX
3.) Bumped into Daniel Craig on the way to the restroom at Dan Tana's ... nice bonus, Isabella Mancini, 3/14, West Hollywood, CA
4.) Second celebrity sighting of the trip. Sarah Silverman just asked me if I was in line for the restroom. I was. #fb, jakelowen, 3/5, Los Angeles, CA
5.) Had a real thrill on the flight home last night. Bumped into Tony Bennett on the trip from Miami to Boston. Walked off the plane with him, then into the mens room (yes, he goes to the bathroom just like the rest of us), then continued walking and talking with him to the baggage claim. He is performing at the Wang theatre in Boston tonight. Wow, what a legend and just a regular guy! Still performing at 85!!, Rick Festa, 2/6, Boston, MA
6.) Just seen chris brown, taylor took a picture with him I couldn't because I had to push my granny to the restroom :/ ... http://tmi.me/65Kz0, firstnameravenn, 1/29, Las Vegas, NV
7.) Just saw John McCain in the Phoenix airport. He went in the bathroom. I guess Republicans have to pee too, Jeffrey Warnement, 1/19, Phoenix, AZ
8.) Just saw Carrie Underwood in the bathroom, where I stepped on Jane Lynch's dress!, apsandy, 1/17, Beverly Hills, CA
9.) Just saw Steven Tyler charging out of the bathroom swearing. Were you male critics bothering him at the urinal? #tca, joypress, 1/11, Los Angeles, CA.
10.) Celebrity sighting: Tyra Banks exiting green pay toilet near San Francisco Old Navy. Security guards seen rubbing gucci handbag with purell., bestshitsever, 12/30, San Francisco, CA
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, April 08, 2011
Follow Celebrity Rant on Twitter
Hey guys, I've started a Celebrity Rant Twitter account. I'll be posting there as well as here. It's a challenge to squeeze all my snark into 140 characters but I'll give it my best shot. So PLEASE follow me!! MY TWITTER After all... I AM The Blog Whore. I'll make it good for you. Happy ending. C'mon you know you want to.
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Mariah Carey is naked and it's weird...
Let's see here... Mariah Carey posed pregnant and naked for a magazine cover. It's been done already. So much so it's getting boring. However, Mariah's photo is a little interesting. For example no boob shown as she is covering them up with her Cowardly Lion hair extensions... Also, what the hell is up with her belly button? It looks sealed over. Is that normal? I haven't seen that before. I've seen them deepen into a cavern and I've seen them bulge out but seal up? Just weird. I know... maybe she plugged it up because that's where the glitter, butterflies and unicorns will spring from when she finally births those babies. I am guessing a scheduled c-section for Mariah... full on makeup, mani and pedi and a People Magazine photo shoot in the delivery room.
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Meatloap rips Gary Busey a new one...
Meatloaf went OFF on Gary Busey on Celebrity Apprentice and it is pretty hilarious. I haven't been watching the show this season and now I wish I had. Apparently Gary has been working Meat's last nerve for several episodes now and when Meatloaf's art supplies seemingly ended up mixed with Gary's, well, Meat blew a gasket. Gary just stands there all mellow and chill but that's 'cause he probably just smoked a big fat doobie, and I'm sure he couldn't even process half of what Meat was screaming at him.
Friday, April 01, 2011
Courtney Cox nipple slip in a bikini photo...
Courtney Cox got hit by a wave and it pulled her bikini top down thus exposing her nipple. Awesome. Really, Courtney doesn't have to resort to the random nip slip to get her photos up on websites. Every time she sports a bikini the photos go up everywhere. But not here. I save my posts for random nipple slips.
After all, bikini pics are a dime a dozen but a nipple is pure gold.
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble... again.
No matter what you say, a sober person does not lay their face on the filthy ground. Looks like Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation, no way will she be able to pass a piss test. She looks totally wasted so at least she made it worth it, right?
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