Kirsten Dunst is relevant once more...

So, Kirstin Dunst has pretty much disappeared into obscurity and only surfaces when she is shit faced and flashing a body part. This time it's a major Kirstin Dunst upskirt with labia and everything. Well done Kirstin, because of this lovely photo, you are once again relevant.

Lindsay Lohan is free to carouse once again...

Lindsay Lohan's house arrest ended and of course she went directly home, got out her knitting project, watched an Intervention episode and sipped herbal tea. Okay. We know better than that. Instead she went out and got good and smashed because sobriety sucks.

Christina Hendricks and her bikini woes...

Christina Hendricks did yet another interview where she discusses her breasts. In this case she laments on how difficult it is to find a properly fitting bikini because her tits are huge. How stupid. Anyone with larger than normal boobs (such as me) knows you simply pair two sizes. A bigger top smaller bottom. You sneak into the dressing room and switch that shit around and then hit the check out counter. Duh.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman needs an Intervention...

So, Octomom Nadya Suleman did a recent interview and made a scathing statement about her children. This is what she had to say:

"I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them. The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet. Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope.

Obviously I love them - but I absolutely wish I had not had them."

Seriously?

I think everyone wishes she hadn't had them. In my own humble opinion, being a parent myself, I think these kids should be removed from her home and adopted out. She obviously cannot handle them. I think she only had them in the beginning hoping to cash in like Kate and Jon Gosselin did and when it didn't pan out because, hello, she is crazy... Nadya figured out that she was in way over her head. No way will she be able to raise these kids to be productive adults. Someone call CPS.

My Favorite Celebrity Couple, evah...

Pink, Carey Hart and baby Willow were out on the beach the other day. I just love these two. No has gotten a good shot of Willow yet. They seem rather down to earth and it's cool that they haven't sold out on the whole baby pictures for tabloid magazines like so many celebrities do.

Also, notice how Pink hasn't lost the baby weight is 2 days like other celeb moms? That's because she is a normal person, down to earth and does things her own way in her own time. Good for her, you go Pink!

Kate Gosselin is the Devil

You know what has been nice? I haven't heard much at all about Kate Gosselin. How refreshing has that been? Then, next thing you know Satan rears it's ugly head. I didn't even know her show was still on. In any event, I hear she is still the exact same bitch that she has always been. So, really this post has no purpose what so ever. I just wanted to post Kate's bitchy, haggard face. Enjoy.

P.S. Not buying that she hasn't had a boob job.

JWoww & Snooki workin' it...

JWoww and Snooki were doing the ho stroll the other day... well, every day. That J Woww chick has a bangin' body but that face is busted. Snooki on the other hand is most improved. She has dropped a few pounds and it has made a huge difference. There's nothing wrong with a little chub here and there but that chick is so short it makes her look like a troll.
There. I said nice things and not so nice things. Balance. It is what it is.

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Charlie Sheen and those teeth...

So, the latest on Charlie Sheen is that another one of his Goddesses has left him. Meh, yeah, so? What is more disturbing is the state of Charlie's teef. Is he serious? I have never, for one minute understood why people put that shit on their teeth. Just looks rotten. YUCK!

Epic Fail, hell yeah...

Nope, not "celebrity" related but...

I totally get this. If you even think of touching my damn donut, you're gonna get cut, made into a donut hole and fed to a hobo that lurks behind a dumpster in NYC. Yeah. I'm all gangster like that.

Kim Kardashian on stilts...

Kim Kardashian was wearing a pair of funky shoes and the poor girl could barely walk in them. I suppose that's the price you pay for fashion and for having a 7 foot tall boyfriend.

Prince is ah-mazing...

Damn, people. Prince looks exactly the same as he always has. This is one pretty dude. His fashion choices have always been, um, interesting but he always pulls it off.

Avril Lavigne in a bikini... not too shabby.

Avril Lavigne looks pretty damn good in that bikini. I find her to be very annoying and a perpetual spoiled 12 year old, but the girl does have a banging body.

Ashley Greene is hawt and sweaty...

Ashley Greene was working on her fitness all hot and sweaty. She is a really pretty girl... Those hair extensions are a bit ratty looking. We'll just chalk it up to simply needing a shampoo.

I had hair extensions a long time ago and they were a LOT of work! I used to do hair back in the day, so I've pretty much tried everything at least once. The extensions were the old school, sewn in type tracks... and trust me, I lost a lot of hair when we finally cut those nasty things out. Not to mention trying to keep it all together when a strong gust of wind blows.

Halle Berry & Nahla

Here is a celebrity baby I haven't seen in a while. Halle Berry and her adorable daughter Nahla were out and about. What can you say? Cute!

Actually, I could comment on those horrid shorts Halle is wearing, but I won't.

Oh My God, you guys! Kim Kardshian's ass is real...

So, Kim Kardashian posted a x-ray of her ass, and guess what? It's real. I always thought it was... it's just all the rest of her that is fake.

Nah, actually I love Kim, but I think she is way prettier than anyone else in that family. All the rest of them look similar, but Kim is definitely a stand out.

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Crystal Hefner, isn't it ironic?

This is brilliant on Hugh Hefner's part. He is placing a "Runaway Bride" sticker over Crystal Harris' crotch. He also Tweeted that he will be showing the flick by the same name for the Mansion's movie night. I really do like Hugh, I think he is a genuinely good guy. Whatever possessed him to purpose and actually schedule a wedding to this girl is beyond me.

Crystal says she isn't down with the "lifestyle" at the Mansion. Hello? I read Kendra Wilkinson's book, Sliding Into Home. The goings on at the Mansion are always the same. Can't imagine that it suddenly dawned on Crystal that "Oh, hey... there are a lot of other women around, vying for Hugh's attention and oh look, one of them just jumped on Hugh's viagra-ized dick. I'm outta here!"

Please. We all know Crystal's itune craptastic song came out the same day she left. And we all know where this is heading. 3 years from now Crystal will be sitting in a trailer park with her dog eared copy of Playboy, drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon and waiting on her meth dealer.

I wish her the best of luck.

Ke$ha is so mature...

I don't pay much attention to Ke$ha, she is sort of like Beanie Babies. Really popular for a short time then one day you discover them crumpled up way in the back of your closet.

One thing I have noticed is that Ke$ha looks way older than her 24 years. Some girls simply look older than their age and some girls look beat. Ke$ha looks rough and those nasty hair extensions and Lady Gaga wanna be outfit are not flattering. Put on your big girl pants Ke$ha and get a real gimmick.

Heidi Klum Oh, lolly, lolly.... Pop!

Heidi Klum is looking rather gaunt. Of course being a model she's always been in great shape but I have never noticed her to be this skinny before. She is taking on a lollipop appearance where her head looks huge on her tiny stick frame. Gotta hand it to Heidi though, she really bounced back after spewing out a bunch of kids. Let's just hope that she isn't falling into the "thin is in" trap.

Vanessa Hudgens is sweet, sweet Candie...

Vanessa Hudgens posed for the new Candies ad. She looks scrumpcious but I can't see the shoes. Candies is all about the footwear, right?

Kelly Osborne on BUZZREACTOR

The sad story of Kelly Osbourne’s dog Noodles, which suffered from the brain disease, came to a sorrowful end. On Wednesday Kelly told her Twitter followers that she was forced to put her pet down, saying "Noodles is not going to make it. she was born with a brain defect and i have to put her to sleep today im devastated. i just cant believe it."

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Nicole Scherzinger upskirt photo...

Well, what do we have here? I do believe it's a blurry (but still good) upskirt photo of Nicole Scherzinger. Looks like the back end of Nicole's business end. We don't have to ask "Where's the beef?" here.

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Harry Potter is looking badass Evil Beet

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John Edwards is an idiot Bricks & Stones

Suri Cruise got herself some expensive wood Anything Hollywood

Rihanna's nipples are on purpose...

Here is Rihanna and her nipples. Actually her entire boobs are on view, including the piercings and we all know that nipple pierce is fierce. What's not fierce is Rihanna. She is so contrived that it is palatable. From her Bozo hair to her "controversial" videos, everything Rihanna does is carefully calculated.

Her latest attention getting scheme is the video where she guns down a rapist because Rihanna don't play that shit. Right? Right. She knows that she will never live down the entire Chris Brown incident (and neither will he) so she is going to play it out every which way she can. Riri wants to stand out, hence the bright orange hair, constant titty displays and provocative lyrics... "chains and whips excite me..." if that's the case and Rihanna likes a little pain why you so mad Girl?

Amber Portwood is an attention whore...

Amber Portwood should change her name to Waaamber Portwood. This chick has some serious issues and I really feel for her poor kid. The odds are already stacked against the baby she spewed out at 16. Amber seems to revel in the attention she has received since she was on 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom.

The latest on Amber Portwood is that she "attempted" suicide. How frickin' lame. She reportedly took a bunch of pills and tied a rope around her neck. A call was made by a relative, some say it was her baby daddy Gary Shirley's mom. Also, it being said that Gary tipped off the tabloids because he is trying to get custody of baby Leah. Really, the kid would be better off with Gary but Amber won't let that happen, although she may have a fight on her hands after this recent fiasco. After all what will Amber have if she loses the kid? No more Teen Mom episodes but hey, she can always sign up for Celebrity Rehab.

Tori Spelling is so forgetful...

Tori Spelling was "chased" by the paparazzi on the way to her children's school yesterday. She has this to say on Twitter, (because you know, after you wreck out and take down a wall you just have to jump on your Twitter...)

Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. … Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop?

Um, hello? Tori? Someone did die. Ummm, I think it was Lady Diana. Hasn't slowed those pesky paps down one iota. A shot is a shot and a photo of a dead celebrity (or princess) is worth a bundle of cash.

Go eat a double cheese and pepperoni, Tori... God knows you need the calories. Pizza is brain food.

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Jennifer Lopez is hiding from PETA Evil Beet

Eva Longoria has no breasts to speak of Amy Grindhouse

Glee star Darren Criss exits stage left Bitten & Bound

Tracy Morgan wants sympathy Anything Hollywood

Dr. Drew supports a big Weiner Celeb Dirty Laundry

Pippa Middleton drops a ton of weight Bricks & Stones

Selena Gomez forgot to eat...

Selena Gomez's recent hospitalization wasn't due to pregnancy (of course not, Beiber is still shooting blanks, I'm sure) nor was it food poisoning, in fact it was the exact opposite. Selena was simply hungry. Duh. She said she's fine, just "malnourished" and missing a few minerals. I thought these kids had handlers watching them. Dontcha think someone could have told her to eat a meal? Does Selena still need to be instructed to eat? How long does it take to become malnourished? This whole thing is stupid, so I'm all done here.

Mick Jaggar penis photo...

Tommy Lee twittered this picture of Mick Jagger's penis. I don't know what is more disturbing, the size of Mick's junk or that Tommy Lee posted the photo. In any event Mick is one big hangin' man that's for sure. No wonder he can't get no satisfaction, he can only get it half way in.

Lindsay Lohan has friends?

Lindsay Lohan was entertaining friends on her balcony. Apparently her ankle monitor allows her to go up but not sideways. I'm sure it lets her go down, but we don't have any photos of that.

Who'd want to hang with Lindsay these days? No drugs or alcohol makes for a boring visit unless she is hosting the neighborhood AA meeting and in that case, coffee and donuts are their crack.

Olivia Wilde is thrifty...

Do you know how I can tell that Olivia Wilde is thrifty? Because I passed this exact same dress on display in the Goodwill window. Or maybe is was an unfortunate lampshade. Anyway, something here is familiar and it ain't pretty.

Jessica Alba looks fine...

Jessica Alba should take every photo exactly like this. Not only does she not look pregnant she actually has cleavage. Bonus, she's not scowling at the camera but that's only 'cause she hasn't noticed the paparazzi in the bushes yet.

On second thought, maybe Jessica wasn't posing and she just has to make a wee really bad. You know how it is when the fetus is bouncing on your bladder.

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Tial Tequila has an eating disorder...

So, Tila Tequila has an eating disorder? Wow. Big shocker. Sad to say, this is probably just another way for Tila to get attention. After all... she's always been about a cheeseburger away from emaciation so it isn't a stretch for her to skip a meal or two, get super skinny, develop anorexia then suddenly become cured. And it works, because look here... I am writing about Tila.

Lily Allen get pregnant and married in that order...

So, Lily Allen got married this past weekend. At the wedding it was announced that Lily is pregnant. Again.

At the conclusion of her wedding to Sam Cooper Saturday, the groom shared a happy secret with their 300 guests. Lily Allen is pregnant! As RadarOnline.com reported, the superstar Brit singer and her house designer boyfriend of two years married today in the English countryside. The couple suffered a devastating miscarriage last year, with Lily almost dying from a deadly infection. Allen is already four months along with her current pregnancy and feeling fantastic, Cooper told their friends and family. Becoming a "mum" has long been her "ultimate goal," the 'Smile' singer has frequently said.

Tragically, her first two pregnancies ended in miscarriages. Let's cross our fingers for Lily and hope she makes it all the way this time.

And to be extra nice, I am not going to mention that horrid veil.

Russell Crowe demands foreskin...

So, Russell Crowe went off on his Twitter about circumcision. Russell's rant apparently offended some folks in the Jewish religion and pretty much pissed a lot of other people off too. Who knew to cut or not to cut was such a hot topic? Actually it is and there are tons of websites and message boards devoted to the whole circumcise or not debate.

Russell, being from Australia is not circumcised but it is commonly done here in the USA. In fact I found a website about the practice (or lack there of) in Australia.

Personally, me being a female, I haven't been circumcised. But I kind of agree with Russell. It does seem barbaric.... I always wondered how deeply buried in the psyche of a baby boy is the feeling of shock and pain? Maybe that's why some dudes are so protective of their dicks... they don't want to lose any more of it.

Scarlett Johansson no makeup!

Scarlett Johansson looks horrid and we have to relish in our gleeful spite. C'mon we always see Scar Jo impeccably made up and flawless. It's sort of refreshing to see her looking quite the mess and actually less than average. She resembles a college student after a all nighter.

Angelina, Brad and their little league team...

So, rumor has it that Brad Pitt wants to marry Angelina Jolie before adding any more kids to their brood. I cannot see these two getting married. However, I am glad that Angie has Brad. After all under his watchful, albeit stoned eyes the kids haven't stabbed themselves or each other with any of Angelina's knives and hell, that's a blessing.

Jennifer Aniston is so not hot...

Okaaay... Jennifer Aniston won an award for a Decade of Hotness? I don't get it. Yes, she's in pretty good shape considering she has never jeopardized it by having a kid. I suppose that time has well passed for Jen, so she'll at least always has some semblance of that body. However, she has a manly face and I don't see one single scrap of hotness there. Even with the nose job she is facially average at best. I simply cannot see the hotness. I say she should strap on those antlers and simply blend into the herd.

Nicole Kidman needs Suri...

Oh, my! Nicole Kidman looks like one hot mess. The hair, the dress. Just bad. I've heard that Tom and Katie's daughter Suri makes all of their fashion choices including her own. I say, Nicole should put Suri on the payroll and let her style her. It couldn't be any worse than this. Besides Suri has a penchant for fabulous shoes, and they always match her bag.

Kate & William are faking it...

Those smiles are not authentic. It looks forced. Hey, at least William and Kate have decent teeth for being British and all that. Well, Kate does anyway, that grin on William looks like a leering corpse.

Nadya Suleman in a ripped bikini

Octomom Nadya Suleman posed on the beach wearing a ripped bikini. How tacky! You would think that with all those kids she has, she could throw together a sweat shop, mass produce bikinis and pull her house out of foreclosure. Just a thought.

Dennis Rodman will never change...

I don't get Dennis Rodman. He is still doing that same old gimmick where he wears frilly ladies clothes. This time it's a pink nightie. Considering all that Dennis goes through to appear manly, what with all the piercings, tattoos and cigar, why does he insist on glamming it up with lingerie? Rodman is a weird, weird dude.