Rihanna has heard my pleas!

NO WAY! Did Rihanna finally take mercy on me and color her hair? I think this is a recent photo, and of course it is not a flattering one but LOOK! Her hair is almost a normal shade. Maybe that red mess was a wig? What will Rihanna do to get attention now? She looks like a normal person here in this shot. Let's not get our hopes up, Riri is an attention whore so I'm sure she has something else up her sleeve.

Amy Winehouse New Photos...

Well, not new photos but never released photos. Amy Winehouse and a chicken. Is she trying to hump that chicken? Fowl! This does not bother me in the slightest. What does make me wonder, is why she went and had a boob job but never replaced that missing tooth?

Not gonna mention the big, gnarly hickey on her neck.

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Amy Winehouse died from Alcohol withdrawal?

Amy Winhouse's parent are saying that Amy had quit drinking alcohol and died from the shock of it. It can happen but I am waiting for the toxicology report. Amy was tragic any way you slice it. Check out her fingernails. Ever see that much dirt on a lady before? Maybe if they spent the morning digging trenches. Amy spent her days digging her own grave and that is sad but predictable.

Rihanna is unique but not orginal....

So, Rihanna is being sued by famed photographer David LaChapelle for emulating his images. Rihanna is citing "fair use". Really, I don't think LaChapelle is going to win this one. It is rather obvious that Rihanna found inspiration in his photos but none of them are completely original. We've seen it all before in one way or another.

For example, in the first shot Rihanna simply looks like a Teletubbie munching popcorn. The second shot she is in the same position but nothing else is really the same. The third? Bondage, hanging from the ceiling? Seen that. The last one I don't see that much that is so shocking similar.

So, while I'm not a fan of Rihanna (until she stops with the flaming red hair,) I do think she'll get away with this one.

Kat Von D demands respect...

Kat Von D has standards, dammit. Don't even think about asking her any questions about Jesse James. She stormed out of an interview stating that the intro was disrespectful. For someone that throws her life out onto television and Twitters every event, she is just a tad delusional about what people really want to hear. The whole Jesse James thing was pretty gross even for Kat. She's a serial reconcile-er so I am guessing that her and Jesse will be back to bumping uglies in a day or two. Then it will be rinse, repeat.

TMZ had this to say:

During the introduction, “Good Day” aired a clip from Kat’s show “L.A. Ink” — showing Kat getting a tattoo of Jesse James on her side — and anchor Jeff Michael mentioned she got the tattoo before she and Jesse called it quits.
According to sources, Kat was pissed Michael even brought up her relationship with Jesse … and stormed out of the building.
We’re told Kat approved the Jesse James tattoo clip from her show — and even got a heads up from “Good Day” producers that she would be asked about the breakup during the interview.

Of course Kat jumped on her Twitter and said:

- Dear GoodDayLA, thanks for the waste of a perfectly good morning. Lack of compassion n respect for eachother never fails to dissapoint me.

- @askjillian I didn’t walk out because you used the clip we sent you- I walked out because of your disrespectful intro you guys “snuck” in.

@askjillian ps. Publicly disrespecting people for the sake of better ratings isn’t something a person of compassion does. Good day..

Keri Hilson can raise the dead...

So Keri Hilson was out partying and ran into this chick that eerily resembles Amy Winehouse, so much so that she snapped a photo and then tweeted about it. Why? Because anything and everything is Twitter fodder these days. In any event, it must have been "too soon" because Keri got her Twittering ass kicked after posting this:

“*gasp* Amy Winehouse resurrected to party w/ me!!! (seriously, uncanny resemblance).”

Instantly she received hundreds of tweets from Amy fans who did not find the picture funny at all, but instead perceived it as tasteless.

Hilson tried to express that she meant no disrespect: “Come on, I mean no harm. All due respect. But really the resemblance freaked me out. This was simply the best tribute ever. #RIPAMYWINEHOUSE.”

“I apologize 2 anyone who might’ve taken it the wrong way. As a fan, I thought it was cool that she dressed up to honor Amy, I had no ill intent, but I understand how it appears insensitive…my bad twitterville. For real.”

Jeez people, relax. While Amy was a great talent she was also an addict. She was on a crash course with disaster and her death was by her own hand.

I do have to say that chick looks exactly like Amy Winehouse. Only prettier. And alive.

Vanessa Hudgens has it made...

Vanessa Hudgens is living large these days. She chopped off all of her hair and has packed on a few pounds. How freeing it must be to let the hair go and eat whatever you want. Of course it's for her new movie about a homeless kid. I've seen the photos and you wouldn't even recognize her. If her acting is as convincing as her photos it could prove to be interesting. I'm just wondering why she had to gain weight for the role, usually street kids are pretty skinny unless they set up house outside a Pizza Hut dumpster.

Alicia Silverstone named her kid WHAT?

Ugh... another stupid celebrity baby name. Alicia Silverstone named her poor kid Bear Blu. What is wrong with these people? Bear is usually a dog's name. Can you imagine the teasing this kid will get? Second grade: "If Bear shit in the woods and no one was around could you still smell it?"

Next on the list Giraffe, Chicken and Woodchuck.

Kristin Cavallari AWKWARD!

So, Kristen Cavallari did a huge photo shoot for Life & Style trying on and modeling scads of wedding dresses in preparation for her big day. How embarrassing that her fiance dumped her directly after. That is going to be one hell of an awkward interview (in retrospect,) maybe I'll have to grab an issue.

Demi Lovato, I ain't no role model...

Demi Lovato is talking about her issues these days which is far better for her than cutting on herself like she used to do. Her main issue seems to be self esteem or lack there of. It seems that Demi was freaked by kids coming up to her a declaring her their "role model" Demi said:

“Kids used to tell me, 'You're my role model.' And I'd want to shake them and be like, 'Whyyyyyy? '

Um, duh... maybe because you were on Barney & Friends? Camp Rock? Maybe because you sing catchy little pop tunes that appeal to the tweens? Hello? These kids only see your public persona and cannot imagine you huddled inside your closet with a razor blade and (maybe) a crack pipe. They did catch wind of you punching a chick out but that's "cool" these days, right?

Harsh, maybe? But these teeny bop stars need to understand that like it or not, they ARE role models to these kids. They choose to be in the spotlight the best they could do is try to keep their shit together enough so that little kids don't think it's okay to do whatever, because Demi or Miley Cyrus does it.

Lady Gaga is simply shedding...

They are saying Lady Gaga is going bald and is now using Rogaine. I ain't buying it. Mostly Gaga wears wigs. Also, even if her hair is so overprocessed that is is "falling out" it's not really coming out, it's breaking off at the scalp. Unless she has damage to her follices (and in that case I'd be suing some crazy hairdresser) it should grow back normal and healthy.

Shauna Sand and some dude...

I can't keep up with Shauna Sand and her revolving door of men. It's one right after the other and they all look the same. Why do we post about her anyway? Her only claim to fame was being married to Lorenzo Lamas. I guess she gets her picture up because she is fun to look at. I spared you her scary face today but I did put up this one of her ass but more importantly I'd like to point out her tacky as fuck shoes. First off how do you walk in sand in those things? Secondly who has their name written down the heels of their hooker shoes? Doesn't she know the next time the cops nab her for street walking they will be able to positive ID her by her shoes alone? They are going to arrest her for solicitation, offensive dress and resisting clothing

Not gonna mention the purse but I saw the exact same one at the Dollar General. True.

Antonio Banderas... What Happened?!

What a bummer.... Antonio Banderas used to be so fricking hot. Now he just looks like an old dude that needs to sit down. I mean, yes.... technically he is a old dude but he has a way bigger hotness factor than we see here. He needs to shave that beard off his face it makes him look like a perverted peepaw.

Brad Pitt is looking rough...

A wax statue of Brad Pitt was unveiled in Paris today at the Musee Grevin and he looks like hell. What is going to happen when Angelina Jolie hauls him off to the plastic surgeon for botox and stuff? You know she will if she hasn't already. Or maybe Brad really is looking this bad these days. He never much appealed to me although he was kinda hot in Thelma & Louise. He looks sort of pale and unhealthy, maybe he should lay off the weed for a while. Although I understand why he smokes it.... maybe it allows him tune out for a minute while Angie is busy harping on just ONE more kid so they can form their own baseball team.

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Kat Von D & Jesse James Broke up... for now.

Kat Von D and Jesse James have broken up. How did Kat get the word out worldwide? She took to her Twitter of course. In this time of social networking and over share how else are we going to know who Kat Von D is sleeping with this week? Didn't she break up and make up with Nikki Sixx like, a hundred times? I'm sure she'll be back on Jesse James' rancid peen in no time but here is what she had to say:

I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that.

Yeah, whatever.

Bar Refaeli Bikini Nip Slip Photo

Bar Refaeli was sunning more than just her bikini body this past weekend. While shifting position, Bar let a nip slip out of her bikini. It's not much but it's a little something to start our week out with. So, here is Bar Refaeli’s nipple. Enjoy.

Leann Rimes like the abuse...

It wouldn't be a leap of my senses to say that Leann Rimes enjoys the abuse she gets over her "healthy" body bikini photos. She keeps posting them and people keep commenting on how she is too thin, then she counters back that she is at a healthy weight and ate Taco Bell or something earlier that day. Maybe she did, but I'll bet that's the only meal she ate for a week.

It looks like Leann is teetering on the edge of a eating disorder. Usually people with distorted body images like to check in with their peers etc. for a "reality" check. They feel fat, although they are really not even close to pudgy, so they inquire and are told, "You are so skinny!! Lucky girl, wish I could be like yoooou!" That's all Leann needs, for every comment that says she looks horrible she gets enough encouragement to maintain this "to die for" thin body. I wouldn't be so hard on her but she never looked like this before. She used to look normal, well.... at least from the neck down.

Pink is so badass...

Pink was ripping around town on a motorcycle recently. She has to be the coolest chick ever. And she is looking good at a normal pace after giving birth to her first baby not too long ago. Love, love Pink!

Katy Perry is "Inappropriate" Smurf

Katy Perry always seem to be way inappropriate at every kid function she attends. Who can forget her nearly popping out of her dress on Sesame Street? Elmo needed 6 weeks of counseling after that episode. Katy needs to tone it down around little kids. In fact I think she should register as a covert sex offender and be restricted from schools, parks and Disney Land.

Here she is at a Smurf gathering, her boobs spilling out and giving all the little smurfs a peek at her ass with an upskirt photo. Nice, Katy. Classy.

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Amy Winehouse dead, what a waste...

As you already know, Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment today. The authorities are telling us not to jump to conclusions but it's only natural to assume that she died of an overdose accidental or otherwise.

I have followed Amy on here quite often in the past yet this last year she has been pretty scarce.

At first it was thought that she was cleaning herself up and finding a better way, then all the videos started to surface of her onstage and it was painfully obvious that not only was she not getting sober, she was even more wasted than ever before.

Amy had her demons and they chased her down. I don't think it was possible for her to outrun her addictions and honestly there was only one way for her to go. Sad but true. The world will miss out on what Amy could have brought us throughout the years, but hopefully she is chillin' somewhere out there smoking a big fat doobie with Janis Joplin. Maybe she'll run into Jim Morrison and screw his brains out, I know I would. Rest in peace Amy.

Julianne Hough has no ass to speak of...

Julianne Hough has no ass. None what so ever. Here she is after soaking up some rays in her bikini. I've never noticed how flat her butt was before. She's supposedly dating Ryan Seacrest and we all know he produces the Kardashian shows... you'd think maybe he could get those Armenian girls to throw some ass Julianne's way, right?

Ivana Trump upskirt photo...

Ivana Trump really needs to tone it down. It looks like a big gust of wind tried to rip that horrid, loud and gaudy dress from her body but instead it gave us a glimpse of much more than we needed to see. Here is a shot of Ivana Trump's panties. Enjoy. Or not.

Reese Witherspoon like handbags, big ones...

Reese Witherspoon has been photographed lately with quite the assortment of huge handbags. Either she has a ton of crap to drag with her everywhere or she is trying to hide something. Since this is the oldest trick in the book, maybe she is trying to tell us something. I understand that most people want to wait until they are out of their first trimester to announce a pregnancy but if you are showing so much so, that you have to hide behind luggage I think it's safe to say you might be pregnant.

Robert Pattinson is such a rebel....

Looks like Robert Pattinson is trying to piss off his legions of fans by shaving one half of his luxurious locks. I do think Rob is a bit commitment shy, he should just go all the way and shave the whole damn thing. This half way shit isn't working. It didn't look good on Rosie O'Donnell and it doesn't look good on Robert.

Dennis Rodman needs to change...

So, Dennis Rodman is 50 these days. He's holding up pretty well considering all the hard partying he does. But really, Dennis... it's time to just stop with the ladies lingerie and maybe think about switching to a comfy pair of granny panties and a flannel nightgown. You'll be much more comfortable and the flannel with soak up the night sweats you'll get from the menopausal hot flashes.

Britney Spears is not crazy just gross...

So, Britney Spears is being sued by a former body guard Fernando Flores. His claims are believeable. He says:

"She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before [Flores] and others and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech.

"She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks."

That is normal for Louisiana people. Britney Spears isn't crazy this guy is. If he wanted a piece of Britney all he had to do was throw her in the shower every few days, toss her some breath mints and Gas X. That's what a good body guard would do. He could have had it made, sex with Britney Spears who most likely would have talked dirty to him.

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Kendra Wilkinson's New Bare Ass Photo

Hank Baskett gave wife Kendra Wilkinson a big hug and lifted the back of her dress showing her butt. Look at where his finger is, no way he doesn't realize that her bare ass is showing. Looks like she jumped up to him, after all he is a big dude. Maybe staged but then again Hank always seems so uptight about stuff like this, I just don't know. In any event here is Kendra Wilkinson and her bare ass. Enjoy.

Britney Spear's bare ass...

"They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine."

And we are going to post them on our blogs. Here is Britney Spear's half bare ass in a bikini. I think Britney looks pretty good and that is one ass I don't mind seeing.

Coco should know better...

Dear Coco,

It's time to put that ass away. You have your own reality show with your Pimp Daddy Ice T, you have a co-star named Spartacus with bigger balls than God, you are living large in more ways than one. We have all seen your gigantic ass on numerous occasions and these days it is looking a little worse for wear, if you know what I mean. So... please put on a pair of big girl panties and go on about your bizzness.

Love,
The Blog Whore

Rihanna is an attention whore....

Rihanna wants all eyes on her and if she isn't going to get it by that ridiculous fire engine red hair, then she is going to do it by walking down the street sans pants. Seriously? When was the last time you were out in public and saw someone walking around like this? Of course if you look at the other people in the picture (surprise, surprise) they are all staring at her. It's just stupid.

Jessica Simpson looks pregnant, ya'll...

I dunno.... Jessica Simpson looks a tad preggers to me. She is not a "fat" girl by any means, oh, I know she has had her weight fluctuations, but all in all she has always looked good and in proportion. I know a simple pair of Spanx could tuck that tiny tummy in, unless of course it's even bigger than we are seeing. She certainly doesn't look heavier to me, in fact her face and arms look slim. I am going to say that either Jessica should have chose a different dress or she just doesn't care that she's pregnant and it shows.

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Ciara Nip Slip Photo

Ciara gave us a tiny slip of the nip while on vacay somewhere tropical and warm. I used to live in the tropics and yeah, it's nice to visit but living on the daily in that heat sucks. Not to mention no change of seasons. But anyway, here is Ciara and a portion of her nipple. Enjoy.

Tori Spelling is a big fat pig...

JUST KIDDING! I always stick up for stick thin Tori Spelling. I was an avid (original) 90210 watcher and little Tori has always been tiny. I've read all of her books and I found her to be entertaining and about as honest as you can be in the situations that she has been in.

She looks about ready to pop that baby out any day now. Wonder if it will be a boy or a girl? I guess it doesn't matter as she already has one of each.

Stephanie Seymour's son has a boner FOR HER!

Oh, gawd... this is so not right. Stephanie Seymour has been photographed in the past at the beach frolicking topless with her son. She said it was okay because, hey, he's gay. Alright, I guess, but here she is adjusting his swim trunks and if that ain't a boner in those trunks, then I'm not a sarcastic bitch. I suppose that's why she named him Peter.

Gwen Stefani Lip Injections?

This is Gwen Stefani and she doesn't look the same. Her lips look all jacked up and I don't like it. There is also something else different but I can't put my finger on it. I've always like Gwen and I find her to be more beautiful in a natural way. I hope she's not caving in to the whole plastic surgery thing just because she's not 20 anymore.

Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Body Language

This is a rather interesting photo of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. It speaks volumes... Wonder what a body language expert would say about it?

I would say the way Jennifer's arms are crossed tightly that she is blocking Anthony out. His tight grip on her shows that he still wants to control and possess her. She is leaning away and he is pressing into her that shows she wants to escape and he wants to hang on. The opposite tilt of their heads show that they are not in sync. The tightness to her mouth would show that she is holding back on her feelings and the snarl on his mug shows that he is not happy with any of it.

That what I see.

Sophie Monk Queen of the camel toe...

Sophie Monk was taking no chances of the paparazzi catching her with a camel toe once again. She instead chose to wear this pair of rather unfortunate shorts after her workout. Personally, I'd rather see her camel toe than this nasty 8th grade gym class apparel.

Adrianne Curry has hard boobs these days...

Adrianne Curry our favorite Twitter whore has posted yet another semi nude photo of herself. Can we say "narcissistic"? I remember when she first had her implants put in they looked pretty good and almost natural. These days they are looking a bit hard and tight. She doesn't appear any thinner so maybe they encapsulated? Ew... I'm sure after her divorce from that Brady dude she'll run off to the plastic surgeon for a total overhaul.

Angelina Jolie's kids eat bugs and stuff...

So Angelina Jolie has not always been the most normal person, that goes without saying... however the latest is by far the most gross thing I've heard about her in a while. Apparently Angelina wants her kids to experience all the finer things in life including eating crickets. Okay, I've watched the Travel Channel... ever see Bizarre Foods? I understand that people in other countries eat really crazy stuff...but why give your kids crickets? Yuck. Angelina explained:

“My boys love to eat crickets,” Jolie said. “It’s their favorite thing… When I first gave it to them… I wanted them to not be turned-off by something that wasn’t (part of) their culture. So I bought them… and they ate them like Doritos.”

If you gross out easily you might not want to read this next part...

On the same type subject but off the celebrity topic. I'll never forget the most insane thing I've ever watched. Waaay back in the day they had a slew of these movies called Faces of Death. I think you can find clips of them online here and there. Anyway, one of the tapes (yes, it was so long ago I watched it on VHS) A group of people in some weird ass country, I can't remember where... all sat around a table with cover bowl in the center. When the cover was lifted it showed one terrified little monkey, with his head strapped into the hole. Around the table the "participants" had place settings complete with little hammers. They all took turns beating the monkey in the head (while the poor thing screamed) until his skull broke open, then they scooped out the brains onto a plate and ate them.

True story.
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William Levy is Jennifer Lopez New Rapist

Well... this is William Levy and is he ever a good looking guy. Totally hot and reports are out there that he is dating Jennifer Lopez and could be the reason for J Lo's split from her husband Marc Anthony. However, Levy's good looks are only on the surface as a nasty report is spreading about his not so handsome antics. Radar Online said this:


The court documents state that on July 19, 2010: “Through deception and trickery Levy, with the aid of several members of his entourage, lured Plaintiff back to the Hilton Hotel in Glendale. Plaintiff, who was infatuated with Levy – a rising star of international renown for his work on Spanish language telenovelas – wanted his autograph. During the course of their conversation at a Hilton restaurant, Levy invited Plaintiff to a private room for discussion. Defendant then maneuvered himself so that Plaintiff could not walk in any direction without passing Defendant.”
The alleged victim, is a minor, and RadarOnline.com is withholding her name. The complaint goes on to state that Levy “forced Plaintiff to perform [sex act] on him, strangling her in the process. He ejaculated in her mouth, on her person, through which he transmitted a sexual disease to plaintiff. Plaintiff was subsequently taken to urgent care at Concentra Medical Center by a friend.”

Sounds like a really nice guy, right? What an asshole. I am wondering what type of STD you can get from cum in your mouth? Nasty.

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Ke$ha got all drunk and shit...

Whoa... Ke$ha maybe has the most drunken celebrity photo I've seen in a while. Girl looks annihilated. I think she needs to figure out when fun tuns into fiasco. Not a pretty sight.

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo fucked up...

So, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got married supposedly to have some babies which I am sure will be the most gorgeous kids in Hollywood. Wonder how long they'll last? In any event, Right about now, I'm sure Jessica Simpson is face first in a Death By Chocolate Cake and crying tears of bacon grease.

Tom Cruise rocks out with his cock out...

Tom Cruise looks like a total dumbass out on the balcony singing his little Scientologist heart out. He really is a weird dude. He stalks his future wives like a predator, strips them to the bone with his far out beliefs then tosses them to the curb after 9 1/2 years. In California a marriage for over 10 years and the wife can score. Or something like that.... I'd think in a uber rich union, any amount of time and a wife could rake in the cash.

Anyway, I guess Tom is working on a new movie where he is a singer. Can he actually sing? I guess anyone can with auto tune and all that.