Sarah Jessica Parker has always been overrated, (in my opinion) and when I hear her described as "beautiful," well... I just have to shudder. The thinner she gets the more unattractive she looks. Get a load of those arms. She can give Madonna a run for her money.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Sarah Jessica Parker is scaring me...
Sarah Jessica Parker has always been overrated, (in my opinion) and when I hear her described as "beautiful," well... I just have to shudder. The thinner she gets the more unattractive she looks. Get a load of those arms. She can give Madonna a run for her money.
Courtney Love is doing the best she can...
Courtney Love is trying to look all cleaned up these days. Who knows if she is or not, she is so erratic but I suppose this is as good as it's gets for Courtney. Hopefully she will leave well enough alone and stay out of the plastic surgeons office.
Adrianne Curry wants you to look....
So, Adrianne Curry posted another semi erotic picture of her faux lesbian ways. You'd think she'd lick on a hotter chick but I guess beggars can't be choosers. After all, Adrianne Curry's Twitter page is not unlike a dog licking it's own ass. You watch and wonder why, but then figure it's because he can.
Marilyn Manson Likes Bush
So, Marilyn Manson likes bush and I don't mean Dubya. This has to be the grossest thing I have seen in a while and sort of disturbing but after all isn't that what Manson is all about? He actually has the audacity to act embarrassed about his date but you know by the end of the night he was banging the shit out of that merkin wearing, plastic faced, dragon nailed, scary, skinny bitch.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
Olivia Wilde has what I want...
Olivia Wilde really isn't on my radar and this could possibly be my first post about her, ever. I am not digging that dress at all but, that purse? I. Could. Die. I so want it. Wonder who makes it? Bet it cost 3 grand. Sigh.
J Woww is a dirty girl...
I don't know what it is about J Woww but she always looks like she could use a good scrubbing down. Or maybe it's a Jersey thing? Speaking of... I watched a show about Snooki and I actually kind of like the girl. I think she is misunderstood. Of course she parties too much and maybe she's a little slutty but behind the fake tan and big boobs is a heart of gold. Not to mention, she's a smart cookie, she is set for life and how many of us can say that?
Jennifer Lopez still has a big ass...
With all the Kim Kardashian big butt hype I completely forgot about J Lo's big ass. After all she was the pioneer of bubble butts and we have to give credit where credit is due. Jennifer Lopez still has a great (big) ass and don't you forget it.
Beyonce is incubating a fetus...
So, finally Beyonce is pregnant. I suppose that amid rumors of Jay Z just not being that into her and nothing much from her playing on the radio she decided to get knocked up. Good for her, I guess. I'm sure this baby will pop out singing and dancing. If not, there is always a baby clothing line or maybe a line of gold plated pacifiers and diamond encrusted baby bling.
Rihanna has a nice ass, not much else...
It's no secret that I am not a fan of Rihanna's. I find her to be a bit much. Yes, the girl can sing, but it seems that everything she does is so contrived and often just to get a rise out of people. Which she manages to do quite well, actually. So, maybe she has the right idea. I, for one am happy to see that gnarly red hair gone. So, love her or not you have to admit that Rihanna has a rockin' bikini body and that is something right there.Saturday, August 27, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Halle Berry got mad and then flashed a boob...
Halle Berry got super pissed at the paparazzi when they rushed up on her and her daughter Nahla. Halle didn't hesitate to give them a piece of her mind but they got a better shot than they bargained for when Halle's daughter pulled down her low cut shit and gave us all a good look at Halle's lovely lady lumps.
Reese Witherspoon in a bikini is not so bad...
Reese Witherspoon threw caution to the wind and got her bikini on. That has to be intimidating for a celebrity. Reese is not in perfect shape and I'm sure she knows it but I don't think she cares and you have to admire that. After all, I think she looks pretty good... a lot better than many women I've seen on the beach.
And... this picture puts to rest those pregnancy rumors, well at least until she puts her clothes back on.
Jenna Jameson has a skin malfunction...
Jenna Jameson kept a tight grip on her bikini top so as not to let us glimpse what we've all seen a hundred times. However the bottom photo is way more scary. It actually looks like her skin is trying to quit her. Either that or it is gravitating up to cushion those hard ass implants.
Lindsay Lohan's breasts are under arrest...
Unbelievable but true. Lindsay Lohan actually wore a bra and strapped those huge knockers down. I know it's said all the time, but damn, Lindsay looks rough.
Helen Hunt gives good camel toe...
In case you were wondering what Helen Hunt's nether region looked like, here it is. Helen could give Sophie Monk a run for the money on her legendary and infamous camel toe.
Loose Lips Links...
Andy Dick needs to STFU Evil Beet
Daniel Radcliffe is not gay? EB
Justin Theroux will not put a ring on it Earsucker
I think Sandra DOES get Ryan's lovin' after dark... Celebrity Smack
Kat Von D cannot make up her damn mind...
Kat Von D broke up with Jesse James, then TLC broke up with Kat. Then Kat got back together with Jesse and says she broke up with TLC.
Ridiculous. I knew they would get back together, Kat and Jesse that is. However when your network drops your show, you're pretty much divorced. So, this will be the last season of LA Ink, which had a 4 year run, which was 3 years longer than necessary. Don't get me wrong, it was interesting at first back when Kat was humble and not so bitchy but she has evolved into a egotistical control freak.
The show ending might be a good move for Kat, this way we can read about her break ups and make ups on the Internet instead of watching it implode on a weekly basis on television. How embarrassing it must be to sit and watch your own stupidity unfold months after you lived it live.
I won't miss Kat or her monotone voice, her not so great portrait tattoos, or her fake ass romances. I will miss staring at her cheap plastic wigs and wondering what in the hell she has done to her natural hair under all the synthetic mess and I will miss all the other people on the show, that is where the true talent lies.
Hilary Duff has a pretty nice butt...
Hilary Duff, who just recently announced she's pregnant was out and about the other day. Of course the paparazzi stormed her to try and get a shot of her non-existent baby bump. Hilary thwarted them by strategically placing a scarf across her tummy. They did get the real shot though, a really nice one of Hilary's ass, Baby Got Back or she might simply be carrying the baby in the back.
Either or... here is a shot of Hilary Duff's ass. Enjoy.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Julia Roberts in a bikini...
Here is something you don't see every day. Julia Roberts in a bikini. She looks pretty good, considering... you know... it's about time for her to be put out to pasture. After all, she can unhinge her jaw and unleash that braying laugh for only so long before someone decides to send her off to the glue factory.
Megan Fox got a boob job photo?
This recent photo (up on top) shows Megan Fox as having rather large boobs and the photo below shows Megan with a more modest cup size. I'm not an expert but I would venture a guess as to saying, Megan Fox got herself a boob job. I know you can stick a couple of chicken cutlets in your bra and enhance your bust line but Megan is way bigger and fuller on top. Making it even more believable is the fact that we haven't seen much of Megan all summer until now. Oh well, if a girl wants to buy herself some boobs, I say go for it.
Leann Rimes is no Disney Character...
Leann Rimes took a moment away from posting bikini photos to posting this weird picture of her dressed as a fairy or as some are saying, Tinkerbell. I find this highly offensive to Tinkerbell. Leann cannot hold a candle to Tink. After all, Tinkerbell is one badass chick, she doesn't take any shit off anyone, manages to keep everyone in line and has one hell of a temper. Leann is simply an attention whore and Twitter obsessed looney tune. Speaking of Looney Tunes, she looks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn and her husband Eddie Cibrian is now her "faithful" sidekick better known as The Barnyard Dog.
Nope, nothing Disney going on here.
Daisy Lowe Naked In Playboy
Daisy Lowe got naked for Playboy. She's been naked before in photos but Playboy is always golden. In case you didn't know, Daisy is the "illegitimate" child of Gavin Rossdale. It's a rather sordid tale and I'm sure his wife Gwen Stefani was super pissed when the whole thing surfaced.
In a nutshell? Gavin reportedly had a brief affair with Daisy's mother Pearl and the result was Daisy. Gavin was never on the record as being her bio father and was simply her Godfather. Many years down the road it all came out and apparently Gwen had no idea that Daisy was actually Gavin's kid.
Anyway their marriage survived that scandal as well as the others that have come along, such as Gaving having a 5 year relationship with Peter Robinson aka "Marilyn" which Gavin denied at first and then came out (no pun intended) by saying it was an "experiment" he had while he was a young man. Hello? An experiment or even curiosity is a one off thing, maybe twice but 5 years?
Anyway, here is Gavin's daughter, naked in Playboy. Enjoy.
To see more naked Playboy photos of Daisy Lowe go HERE Site is very NSFW!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Camille Grammer Playboy Photos
Camille Grammer did Playboy a million years ago and I have to admit she looked pretty hot back in the day. I managed to find a few other photos that are (of course) NSFW....
You can see them HERE.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Jessica Simpson Photobomb photo...
What an adorable photo of Jessica Simpson and her fiance Eric Johnson. Nah, not really... the best part is the dude in the background pulling an all out photo bomb on the two lovebirds who are totally oblivious. Which is exactly what makes a photobomb funny.
Kate Hudson & Bingham Hawn Bellamy Photo
First photo (that I know of) of Kate Hudson and new baby Bingham Hawn Bellamy. Sorry, but what kind of jacked up name is that? Bingham? What do you call the kid for short? Bing? Bong?
Anyway Kate looks happy. She already has a son named Ryder that she had while married to front man Chris Robinson of the Black Crows. I really thought she was going to have a girl, you know she wanted one. Remember how long she let Ryder's hair get? Oh, well, maybe next time.
Gene Simmons 62 year old bare ass...
Gene Simmons and (fiancee?) Shannon Tweed are still together. Of course the last season of the show Family Jewels was pretty intense. I kept going back and forth between thinking it was all hype and really feeling for the family, especially Nick and Sophie. Some of the things they said on the show were pretty raw and you have to wonder why they would put all of that out there if it was just inflated bull crap. When Sophie said that Gene was a "good provider but not a good father" ....well, ouch!
I don't find it hard to believe that Shannon would be fed up with Genes antics. After all he is 62 years old and is so well established in every way imaginable, I hardly think finally marrying the mother of your children after all these years would hurt his Rock Star reputation. You could kind of tell where the whole thing was going with the proposal at the end. I'm sure next season will be all about the wedding.
So anyway, the whole point of this post is that when the paparazzi asked to see Shannon's engagement ring she flashed them a bare hand and Gene flashed them his bare ass. Enjoy.
Halle Berry almost slipped a nip...
Halle Berry was partying her bikini clad ass off for her birthday recently. Looks like a friend decided to tackle her and toss her in the water. We almost has a glimpse of Halle's nipple. Almost but not quite... what a tease. Halle looks pretty damn amazing for being 45 years old and birthing out a baby.
Tara Reid is impulsive...
As we all know, Tara Reid hauled off and got married a few days ago to some dude named Michael Lilleund. In Greece of all places. Tara tweeted all the info, of course... over a span of a few hours she went from engaged to being married to loving being a wife. Wonder why she did it that way? It's not like she's some huge superstar that has to hide under a cloak of secrecy. She's Tara Reid! Best known for horrible plastic surgery and not much else. Maybe the guy had a weak moment and she jumped at the chance. Well, we all know how this is going to pan out.
*Edit* Just because it's funny... right after I published this post an ad popped up for STD testing. Isn't that ironic?
Friday, August 12, 2011
Warrant Singer Janie Lane found dead...
Former lead singer of Warrant, Janie Lane was found dead this morning. Of course they haven't released cause of death yet, but we all know Janie has struggled for years with drug and alcohol issues. Back in the day Warrant had huge success with the song "Cherry Pie" and a few other top 40 hits. Eventually the band broke up, Janie went off on his own and found some success as a solo artist and even did a little acting. I remember more recently Janie appeared on the reality show Celebrity Fit Club. He had gained a bunch of weight and didn't even look like himself. Anyway, Janie must have had money issues as well because he was found dead in a Comfort Inn hotel in California.
So, who's next? That's Amy Winehouse, Janie Lane.... number 3 should be right around the corner.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Sophia Loren topless photo...
Sophia Loren was topless on the beach sunning her 70 something year old boobies. Sophia was a total hottie back in the day and now she just looks about like she should, body wise anyway. Her face seems rather tight but she is holding up okay for her age. Good for her to strip down and not care what anyone thinks. Here is a old photo of Sophia, I am guessing it was some odd 50 years ago. Beautiful.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Maria Shriver has balls... big ones.
Judging by this picture you can clearly see who has the balls in the family. Maria Shriver looks like she is packing some serious meat in this photo. Who knew Maria dresses to the left? Yes, I realize it's the wind making it appear that way, but it couldn't be more clear that Maria looks like she is sporting a big manly package and I, for one, can appreciate that.
Miranda Kerr in her underwear... hey, that rhymes.
Miranda Kerr just had a baby with Orlando Bloom and is now back to posing for Victoria Secret in her underwear. I scoured these photos for stretch marks but I can see airbrush has removed them. Of course she looks amazing after squeezing out a kid just a second ago. However she seems to have just one pose and it is the most unnatural looking contortion ever. She is hawking underwear I guess but all I can see is a super long torso in a really uncomfortable looking stance. Miranda needs to mix it up a bit. Her "mom boobs" look pretty good, though. In any event, here is Miranda Kerr in her underwear. Enjoy.Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez joined at the hip...
What in the GD hell is this? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez forever immortalized in bronze and joined at the hip. I've seen this dude's work before and as an artist his rendering is always way off. His sculptures never look like the subject. He's also done Octomom, Brangelina and Michelle Obama.
I would have thought this was a statue from Children of the Corn or something equally disturbing.
US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering up most of the intimate parts.
The piece, titled “Justin and Selena as One” captures them conjoined at the torso and will be unveiled at later [date] in Dallas.
Oh, well... At least this "art work" will last longer than their actual relationship.
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip Photo
I'm not so sure we can label this photo as a Kelly Rowland nipple slip, rather a full frontal boob show. Kelly was rockin' out with her knockers out and on full display. How do you not realize your tits are completely out of your top? I see more and more nip slips everyday and I am beginning to wonder if this season, nipples are the new black.
Leann Rimes got a tattoo, or not?
It seems like Leann Rimes will do just about anything to get attention. Here she is getting a faux tattoo on her scrawny ribcage. It reads: "You gave me the courage to be truthful. I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful." Of course it's part of her weddings vows with husband Eddie Cibrian. I especially like the "truthful" and "trustful" part. You know, the type of words two cheaters really cherish and live by.
Peaches Geldoff likes 'em pretty...
Peaches Geldof has a new boyfriend, Thomas Cohen. Isn't he pretty? Dontcha just love his outfit? He looks like a genius, doesn't he? Well, good luck with that, Peaches.
Heidi Klum topless photo...
It's not like we haven't seen it before but here is a photo of Heidi Klum topless, pretty much nearly naked. She is much thinner these days than she was a couple years ago, but she is in amazing shape after having all those kids and so close together. Often a womans body doesn't have a chance to bounce back in between pregnancies. However, Heidi has always snapped right back Maybe the baby factory is closed up now and she can maintain her shape? Looking like this is not just hard work but good genetics. Plus a tummy tuck or two.
Charlize Theron and her nipples...
Not sure where Charlize Theron was when this picture was taken, but it looked a tad cool out side. Maybe she should have worn a bra, then her nipples wouldn't get so cold.
Suri Cruise has scary toys...
Suri Cruise was out with mom Katie Holmes and her doll baby. I don't know about you but that is one creepy looking little doll. It has an alien appearance to it, wonder if it's a Scientology doll. Okay, that was a little mean... usually I am very nice to little Suri, after all she can't help that her parents are completely brainwashed into a freaky weirdo cult. Suri does not stand a chance of a normal life. I've done a little reading on the whole Scientology thing and on the surface they have fundamental beliefs that are useful and make a lot of sense but underneath all of that is one hell of a lot of craziness and far fetched stuff that is beyond the realm of logical thinking. Well, at least they let her hair grow out from that horrid bowl cut.
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Photo
Nicki Minaj was on GMA dancing and lip synching her ass off and OOPS! Her boob "accidentally" popped out. Obvious implants, not attractive, rather lumpy and misshapen but then again what is attractive about Minaj? She doesn't have the talent of Rihanna, the fashion sense of Lady Gaga or the appeal of Katy Perry. Really, Nicki is just a flash in the pan, or a flash of nipple if you will.Britney Spears has a daddy fetish...
Britney Spears pulled her boyfriend Jason Trawick on stage, handcuffed him and gave him a lap dance. No big deal. The more disturbing part is how much older he looks (and is) than Britney. He looks like he could be her dad. You can just tell this dude is no fun.Poor Brit, you know they keep her on lock down and he holds the key. Someone to keep an eye on her while her real Daddy is cooking grits with Velveeta out in the kitchen. Britney is probably dying to get out and party yet there is no way that will happen. They have her on a fairly sane and semi normal track these days and as long as she is medicated and calm she can tour her little ass off and make everyone lots of money. Poor girl.
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