Scott Disick had a big dick...

So, I hear Scott Disick has a big penis. I thought his entire existance is a big penis. No wonder Kourtney stays with him. But a big weiner isn't going to get you by for long, you have to know how to use it.

Nancy Grace Nip Slip Photo

Nacy Grace had a major wardrobe malfunction on Dancing with the Stars last night. Her nipple decided to come on out and dance with the devil. Oh well, I've seen much worse. Betcha Tot Mom laughed her ass off.

Kate Hudson Upskirt Photo

So, Kate Hudson got all drunk and stuff and gave us an upskirt shot. Guess we can blame this one on her daddy Bill Hudson. I am *so* getting his book on my Sony Reader.

Leann Rimes needs to STFU....

So Leann Rimes is spouting off again. Really? She is so ridiculous.She needs to shut her mouth... unless she finally decides to eat a cheeseburger. That includes chewing and swallowing. Emily calls her out on Evil Beet. Check it out.

Ashlee Simpson pops that ass...

Ashlee Simpson was on vacation with her dad Joe Simpson. Because you know, she needs to rest up and relax, get away from her busy work schedule, like appearing on America's Next Top Model as some sort of judge/consultant....blah blah blah. I guess Ashlee was feeling pretty good about herself in that polka dot bikini because pretty much all of the photos of her out there are butt shots. So, here is Ashlee Simpson poppin' that ass for her poppa Joe. Nice.

Lindsay Lohan just sneezed on her dress...

Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a huge "powder" spot on her dress. What on earth could that be? Hmm... looks familiar to me. What a waste, I hardly think Lindsay has that much cash to blow a 8 ball on her wardrobe.

Adrianne Curry is doing it again...

Adrianne Curry is whoring it up on Twitter, as we can all plainly see. I wonder what is going on with this chick. Does she work? Model? All she has ever done is bitch about how Tyra Banks fucked her over on America's Next Top Model, do the reality tv crap and marry then divorce a Brady kid. These days she get about half naked and posts it on Twitter. Wonder if she has a paypal account?

Trace Cyrus did not put a baby inside Brenda Song...

So, Trace Cyrus did not get Brenda Song pregnant as was reported earlier. Good thing. I've never seen such a mismatched pair. Trace simply looks scuzzy, in a big way. I've never heard him sing or anything. That is what he does, right? Other than being Miley Cyrus' brother...

Snooki Falls Down, Again.

I almost didn't put this up because Snooki falling down is pretty much an everyday occurrence. However, it reminded me of that Jersey Shore episode when Snooki and Deena get completely wasted and Snooki fell into a bush. Hilarious. That bush practically ate little Snooks whole. Later that night Snooki ate Deena whole but that's a another story entirely.

Michael Stipe Penis Photos

I have no clue as to what could have possibly possessed Michael Stipe to photograph his shiny happy penis but here it is. Or rather click the link if you dare. Of course it's NSFW. To be honest it's not safe for anything. But go ahead you know you want to.

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Lindsay Lohan is just more of the same...

The last few years Lindsay Lohan seemed like she cleaned herself up. But we all know better than that. It was a sober by force sort of thing and now that Lindsay has a longer leash, well, she is going buck wild and her mom Dina seems to approve. I can't tell who is propping who up but I'm sure they take turns holding each others hair as they barf into the wee hours of the morning only to go out and do it all over again. Ah, I miss those days.

Mel B leans to the left...

Mel B just had a baby but she found a few moments to go out and shop. Good for her. What I cannot help noticing is the huge boob on her left and the other not as huge boob on her right. What the hell? Either Mel B is way lopsided or she needs to get home and nurse her baby before that sucker explodes!

Julia Roberts and her kids...

You don't see them very often but here is Julia Roberts and her kids Henry and Hazel out and about. The kids are cute, I guess they look like her... I can't remember what her husband Danny Moder looks like. Guess I'm not a fan of horse laugh Julia.

Not gonna mention that one kid seems to be a ginger.

Kris Humphries got his toe nails did...

So, big strapping man Kris Humphries gets pedicures. I'm sure Kim Kardashian scheduled the appointment. Kris seems to be enjoying himself especially from this photo's vantage point. Looks like Kris might score a happy ending after all.

Britney Spears is doin' ayight...

Britney Spears has really cleaned herself up and made a huge comeback. It was hard to think about where she is today when you look back to just a couple years ago when she was roaming the town wearing a pink wig and locking herself in the bathroom with her kid. Who could forget the insanity behind that ambulance ride? Shaving her head? Outrageous! But look at her now. And what is that she seems to be showing off? An engagement ring. TMZ caught her boyfriend Jason Trawick leaving a jewelry store recently, so he may have popped the question. I think he's too old for her but if she's really happy who cares? In any event, Brit doesn't have me entirely fooled, I can still see the crazy in her eyes.

Lindsay Lohan Sexy FAIL

Lindsay Lohan tried to bring the sexy by posing with a blow up plastic zebra. Lilo is trying too hard and it looks kind of sad. That said, I'd still hit it. The zebra, not Lindsay.

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Reese Witherspoon is black and blue...

As you know, some old lady ran over Reese Witherspoon as she was out for a jog. Reese looks pretty banged up and is sporting a black eye and a cut on her forehead. Once (or twice) I got run over by a car and trust me, it sucks. Thankfully Reese only had minor injuries.

Snooki got a tattoo...

Here is Jersey Shore's Snooki sporting her new ink. It looks like some kind of royal crown tattoo with Captin' Crunch trapped underneath it. Snooki is looking better these days. Of course her hair is still a rats nest and she still spray tans herself orange, (not gonna mention those thick ass fake nails...) but Snooki lost a few pounds and it's working for her. She almost looks like Kim Kardashian here, if you squint really hard and poke yourself in the eye with a knitting needle.

Suri Cruise is a Pretty Baby...

Suri Cruise is a fashion icon already. They say she dresses herself and her mom Katie Holmes. Nothing wrong with Suri having a half a million dollar wardrobe, after all she's a rich kid so she's entitled, right? What is wrong with this picture is the bright red lipstick she is wearing. Okay, I can see some pink sparkle lip gloss on a little girl but red? Even those tweaked out little pageant girls don't wear bright red lipstick. It's just wrong.

Jenny McCarthy is topless....

Jenny McCarthy has made a name for herself as being a loud, obnoxious, burping and farting pretty girl All of that doesn't take away the simple fact that Jenny has some pretty nice boobs. I don't know how old this picture is but it bears repeating. So, here is Jenny McCarthy topless. Enjoy.

Deena Cortese tattoo feet...

Jersey Shore's Deena Cortese got tattoo's on her feet. I guess that is as good a place as any. Although I've heard foot tattoo's are especially painful. Hell, all tattoos hurt and if someone says they don't they are lie tellin'.

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Elisabetta Canalis is almost gone...

George Clooney's ex, Elisabetta Canalis is on Dancing With The Stars this season. I'm a little concerned. Contestants notoriously lose weight while working on the show and frankly, Elisabetta cannot afford to lose another pound. This chick is so thin it's scary! I can just imagine her passing out in the middle of a Tango routine.

Tara Reid on laundry day...

Looks like the paparazzi caught Tara Reid on the way to the laundry mat. Everyone is making a fuss over her dirty clothes. I admit, it's sort of gross... but really, this is what most of us look like on laundry day, minus the puke stains, of course.

Kim Kardashian has a new deal...

Everyone has heard that Kim Kardashian has psoriasis, maybe because she made a huge deal out of it on the show Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I don't blame her, having psoriasis would suck. I do think she is a spoiled brat after the fit she threw when Kris tossed her in the water and she lost a $75,000 earring. Some people pay that much for a fricking house! Anyway, Kim must have a deal with Sally Hansen because she wrote this on her blog:

“I’m using Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs spray and it is my lifesaver at the moment! I love this stuff! It really covers up my psoriasis so well!”

You know those Kardashians, they gotta keep "the brand" alive.

Ali Lohan is lie telling...

The interwebs were in an uproar over Ali Lohan's face yesterday. So much so that her modeling agency has released this statement:

"Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it's natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape."

MY ASS! This does not even look like the same person. I think Michael Lohan kidnapped the old Aliana, crushed her to bits and snorted her. This looks like something Michael shat out after a 2 week binge. Either that or Ali has developed a severe "problem" (that seems to run in the family, by the way) and this is the result. It's true that kids can change as they get into their teens but it's often the ugly duck to a swan syndrome. This is that, in reverse.

Tara Reid upskirt... Scary!

Now that Tara Reid and her all of a sudden wedding fiasco has died down she had to think up another way to get herself out there again. You know, keep the momentum going and all that? So, what's a girl to do? A good old panty flash, that's what. Tara could not be more obvious here. Who climbs into a car in a dress like that with their legs splayed apart? Tara Reid, that's who. So here is Tara Reid with her "in your face" upskirt. Enjoy. Or not.

Jessica Simpson wants to ruin a perfectly good thing...

Jessica Simpson want to carve up her beautiful natural boobies and get a breast reduction. She doesn't need them reduced she just needs a good sports bra! Jess is one of the few with natural big boobs and it'd be a shame for her to mess with them. The scars from a reduction are pretty bad. It's supposedly because she wants to look better in clothes. Plastic surgery for fashion is a sad thing.

Lindsay Lohan and her nipples.

Lindsay Lohan has once again graced us with her nipples, no bra. Really, about the only time she ends up here on my pages is when she has a body part on display. Linds is pretty much a visual these days. After all, what more is there to say about her? She drinks, drugs, steals, violates probation, goes to jail... rinse, repeat. It's all been said before.

So here is Lindsay Lohan and her nipples. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr upskirt...

Totally forgot this one yesterday. Miranda Kerr upskirt. Big time. I thought she was a model? You'd think she could still "wurk ittt" and not flash us her underwear. Maybe she's trying to sell us on her panties? Eh, I'm not buying.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has it all wrong...

Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a lot of dresses. A lot. Know why? Because they hide a multitude of sins, that's why. However, skirt length is everything and Jennifer misses the mark here. It could go a little shorter or a lot longer. School girl length is not flattering to her at all.

Not gonna mention the ugly sandals.

Kelly Osbourne is so retro...

Kelly Osbourne was snapped looking totally retro and grumpy all at the same time. I like Kelly, I find her to be rather honest and deadly accurate. She knows when to throw down the bitchy ...after all timing is everything.

Leann Rimes is NOT in a bikini... SHOCKER!

Leann Rimes actually went out not dressed in a bikini for once. Of course she is wearing tiny little red daisy duke shorts and a tank top with no bra. She just likes to remind us that her wonky store bought tits are still hanging in there.

Sinead O'Connor is frustrated...

So, Sinead O'Connor is sexually frustrated. She has been talking about using a banana or even screwing her truck. I think a stick shift would be less intimidated than a poor piece of defenseless fruit. I know why Sinead can't get laid, it's not because she's famous but because she looks like an angry truck driver pulling up to a closed diner with no McDonald's in sight.

Mel Gibson looks like hell...

Can you believe this is the Mad Max actor? Mel Gibson looks like shit. I'm not surprised either. He has put himself through the wringer. Oksana got only a small portion of what she could have got. Dumb ass. He says he hates her music. I suppose they'll share the kid to a certain point. In any event, Mel needs to schedule a trip to the plastic surgeon, suck it up and try to make a comeback.

Richard Simmons is who he is...

Has Richard Simmons ever came out and admitted that he's gay? If not, I think it's about high time that he did. After all, I've never in my life seen someone so far back in the closet that he pops out from time to time dressed like this.

Leann Rimes hates herself?

Leann Rimes is always in a bikini. If you look closely you can see stretch marks on her butt and thighs. But more interesting are the slashes/scars on her inner thigh. Isn't that one of the target spots for cutters? I'm not saying anything here... just check it out.

Coco is in pain...

That dress not only looks painful, imagine how hot and sweaty that thing could get. Coco would be much more attractive is she scaled back on the makeup and actually found some clothes that fit her. But where's the fun in that? I suppose looking like a cartoon character suits her and she seems to make it work for her.

Chaz Bono is creating a stir...

So, Chaz Bono is going to be on Dancing With The Stars. Chaz is not a star. Even a reality show personality could be called a "star". Chaz appeared on his parents show, Sonny & Cher a million years ago and since then all we've heard out of Chaz was that he (she) was gay then BAM! She turned into a He. Which I don't understand at all... how Chaz can be called a man "legally" however he (she) has no penis. I guess if it makes him happy, it can't be that bad. Still... if I were Chaz I would have opted for the lap band surgery instead of the breast removal. I wonder if people will keep him on the DWTS show or boot him off right away. Guess we'll have to see how well he dances. Hey, anyone can do a better job than that lazy ass tool Robert Kardashian.

Jennifer Garner's Panties...

Jennifer Garner needs to hitch up her drawers or buy a belt. She bent over to grab her kid and all of her thonged ass was on show. Could she not feel a breeze?

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AnnaLynne McCord is gonna puke...

Looks like AnnaLynne McCord should stop making those stupid faces. I'll bet this is exactly what she looks like right after lunch. In the bathroom aiming for the toilet, armed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.

Michelle Branch has herpes?

Michelle Branch (I know... "Who?") was out in public with a very embarrassing sore on her lip. You can call it a cold sore or whatever but I call that herpes. They have a pill for that you know. She should track down Paris Hilton and hijack her prescription for Valtrex.

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Kris Humphries has a really big...

Here are the newly weds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. I suppose Kris is showing us what he gave Kim on their wedding night. It looks like it could fit... after all Kim is no delicate flower in that department which reminds me of Kim's sex tape deal. My guess is the "anonymous" bidder is most likely Kim and Kris. Between the two of them they have a small fortune of cash I'm sure if they combined it they could easily come up with 30 million to remove the sex tape and still have a billion left over. Still, it will never erase the image from my eyes of Kim working Ray J's huge dick like sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. Kim has skillz ya'll.