Friday, October 28, 2011
Orlando Bloom in his lastest role Celeb Baby Laundry
Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is a wreck Celeb Teen Laundry
Samuel L. Jackson has the biggest piece of pie Celeb Senior Laundry
Rumer Willis looks good? WTF? Lickable Celebs
Sandra Bullock and a blast from the past Swanky Celebs
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
I know how they can make a lot cash and get free hotel stays, I'd love to see Eric and Jessica on an episode of Jerry Springer duking it out over weddings and babies with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Personally I would also enjoy seeing them on Maury doing a paternity test and finding out the Baby Daddy is not Eric. Next they'd be on an episode of Steve Wilkos where it will all come out that Jessica's Baby Daddy is actually Joe Simpson. Next up, Dr. Phil will ask them "how's that working fer ya?" I'd throw in an episode of Divorce Court, but fuck it they aren't even married.
I'm sorry, I've had a lot of coffee this morning. A lot.
You see a lot of photos of Lourdes but not these two. I guess Lola is more marketable with the clothing line and now she is going to be a singer, shocker! I have to say, Madonna makes (and adopts) good looking kids.
Jennifer Aniston is a quitter Celeb Baby Laundry
Nick Jonas is hongry Celeb Teen Laundry
Madonna knows crazy Celeb Senior Laundry
Chris Martin is truth tellin' Lickable Celebs
Bar Refaeli isn't scented, just smells Swanky Celebs
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I watched Michael on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab and was he ever a mess.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
I have to admit I've only recently started watching Jersey Shore. Catching past episodes on my DVR. One thing that I have noticed is that J Woww is a good friend and overall a good person. I may be missing something here but it seems like Jennie step in and steps up when she should and has been more than a loyal friend to Nicole (Snooki) and even tolerates Sammi these days. I haven't known her to "smash" any of the other roommates, although I haven't caught all of the episodes, yet. So, good for her. I like J Woww and I hate to admit it but I like Snooki too.
Mike "The Situation" is a fool and I love it when the girls tell him to "go get botox, you look like a 40 year old man," (true, so true) yet he acts like a girl with all of his gossip and trouble starting. The best ever? During the fight with Ronnie where Mike slams his head into the wall, and gives a whole new meaning to the word "smash."
Remember right after she married Nick Lachey? They were broke after spending all of their money on the wedding. Too bad you can't get a refund, right? Anyway, Jess has worked her ass off in recent years and has built up quite a nice chunk of cash. So why is she shopping around for baby money? Who cares? No one (at this point) is going to pay her to tell us something we already know. She should just wait til the baby comes, hide it away and then make a deal for photos then. She needs to stop listening to her weirdo dad, Joe Simpson.
TMZ had this to say:
We’re told Lindsay didn’t show up until 8:40. Her publicist claims she was late “due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.”
Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner’s officials who turned her away.
The Coroner’s office then contacted the Probation Dept.’s Volunteer Center and notified them that she was late … AGAIN. That info will be forwarded on to Judge Stephanie Sautner.
How ridiculous! I watch TMZ as often as I can and they passed the comment that maybe Lindsay hopes to simply do some jail time and that's why she's not taking this seriously. After all, the prisons in California (for celebs) are not too shabby and due to over crowding most high profile inmates get out in a hot minute. So, it's possible that Lindsay just wants to get it over with and go back to drinking, drugging and stealing without the state breathing down her neck.
Lindsay Lohan is seriously delusional, seriously Evil Beet
Beyonce's baby is gonna live large Celeb Baby Laundry
Ashley Tisdale got her hair did Celeb Teen Laundry
Jon Bon Jovi hooks up hungry people Celeb Senior Laundry
Miranda Kerr will need a bodyguard for her boobs Lickable Celebs
Ashley Greene has a new gig Swanky Celebs
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Hilary Duff goes out of her way to conceal her growing baby bump. I think celebrities do this to throw us off on the due date of the baby. They always say they are less farther along so when we expect their bundle of joy in October for example, it will actually show up in September. It's been done for ages.
Anyway, this time Hilary used her adorable little chihuahua to cover up with which wouldn't be very effective if she didn't have it wrapped up in a blankie. That tiny little dog couldn't even block out one of her boobs!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
“It’s good. I mean everything has been really easy. I haven’t gotten sick... Motioning to her chest) these are new, these are like new and different, so that can be a good and bad thing. But other than that, seriously, it’s pretty easy.”
Well, after the baby comes they can slam a pair of implants in there while doing her tummy tuck. That's the way they roll in Hollywood.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Justin Bieber is like, so popular Celeb Teen Laundry
Larry King is a lazy ass Celeb Senior Laundry
Julianne Hough is faking it rather well, actually Lickable Celebs
Nicki Minaj brings the crazy Swanky Celebs
Bradley Cooper is in the driver's seat Evil Beet