Courtney Cox Upskirt Photo

Courtney Cox doesn't have much going on as rumors are abound that her lame ass show Cougar Town may be cancelled so I guess she needed a little publicity by showing us her panties which is getting to be so over done these days. I wonder what celebrities will stoop to next? Sex tapes? Too late. Anyway, here is Courtney Cox and her jacked up face showing us her undies in this upskirt photo. Enjoy.

Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry, What's Up?

I say, hey yay yay ay, what's goin' on? Okay that was too easy. Anyway, it looks like Sara Gilbert (who will always be Darlene from Roseann to me) has ended her 10 year relationship with some chick and has moved onto Linda Perry. I like Linda, she is a amazing song writer and has worked with Pink and Christina Aguilera just to name a couple. I do believe Linda is quite a few years older than Darlene Sara but I guess it's better than that wuss boy David.

Katherine Heigl has it all figured out...

Katherine Heigl has finally figured out how to stay relevant. She hauls out a boob or two and wouldn't ya know, it gets her photo posted on all the blogs. I guess that baby she adopted wasn't working for her so she resorted to her own body parts to get attention. Whatever works.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a beautiful flower...

The years have not been kind to Sarah Jessica Parker. It seems like she is morphing into a scary wicked witch. I know looks aren't important but I am always amazed when I hear her described as gorgeous. I understand some people who are lacking in the looks department more than make up for it with their inner beauty but every time I've seen Sarah interviewed she seems cold and detached or even forced. She isn't even an amazing actress like Meryl Streep who isn't a beauty but has a load of talent. I guess Sarah is an okay television actress and if she gained 30 pounds she would look a hell of a lot better.

Jessica Simpson is incredibly fat...

Jessica Simpson couldn't have hidden this pregnancy for one minute longer, she is getting huge! I knew she would. Some girls see a fetus as a license to eat and for celebrities it's more bang for their buck. All the attention goes from the new baby to how fast can they get thin again and how? Mariah Carey is making a ton of money off Jenny Craig, (as if she needs another ton of money) and I'm sure Jessica will come out with her own line of something to promote her new body after the baby ... fitness equipment, diet supplements, work out gear. Something. She's come a long way from being a broke ass newlywed now she's a rich ass out of wedlock baby bearing millionaire.

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Annalynne McCord and her nipples...

I always try to kick off the week with a boob post and today I am using Annalynne McCord because she is an easy target. After all, if Annalynne didn't show us her nipples and/or crotch we wouldn't take a second glance at her scrawny little ass. Here is Annalynne McCord and her perky nipples on this wonderful Monday morning. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff pees a lot...

Hilary Duff looks like she needs to pee in this photo and I bet she does! About half way through pregnancy the urge to pee never goes away. Towards the end it's every hour on the hour. Poor thing. At least she stopped trying to hide the baby bump. I think she should be bigger than this by now. She is going to be one of those celebrities that is pregnant for a year!

Kate Winslet thinks she is foolin' us...

Kate Winslet posed with Pedo Bear Roman Polanski in a dress that defies your eyes. Oh, I get it... she is only as thin as the red front and those black sides are supposed to be part of the background. Good thing I figured that one out. Whew.

Kelly Osbourne is clueless about Miley Cyrus...

Kelly Osbourne has rushed to Miley Cyrus' defense after Miley was presented with a birthday cake bearing the likeness of Bob Marley, a notorious stoner. Miley made a remark about how you have to be "smokin' too much fuckin' weed" to get a cake like that. Of course it was all a "joke" reference to her salvia video because Miley would never smoke any of the real shit, right? Kelly Osbourne jumped on her Twitter full of denial about how Miley simply doesn't have "time" to smoke weed (last I checked it only takes a minute) I guess swallowing a handful of painkillers is a whole lot quicker. Time management people, it's what Kelly is all about.

Cindy Crawford is the same...

Cindy Crawford is 46 years old now and has had two kids. She looks pretty much the same as she did years ago in her prime. One thing I have noticed about Cindy is that adorable little mole by her lip is not so cute anymore. It's starting to take over and one day I suspect it will jump off her face and crawl around  pretty much like this octopus does in this video..

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Courtney Stodden bought lingerie. Shocker! Evil Beet

Suri Cruise knows her ABC's Celeb Baby Laundry

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Oprah Winfrey is now a slum lord Cerleb Senior Laundry

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Annalynne McCord NEW upskirt photo...

I know what will make your morning even more excellent, a photo of Annalynne McCord's crotch complete with hair. Oh, yes. No Brazilian wax for this scrawny girl, after all, if you take much of anything off Annalynne's body she could possibly disappear! So, if you are simply dying to see Annalynne McCord's hairy snatch  and yes, a lovely photo of her haggard face and about a mile of rough road passing as her thighs click "read more"

Reese Witherspoon is forgetful...

Looks like Reese Witherspoon forgot to zip her jeans or maybe she left her pliers at home. Back in the day when skin tight jeans were all the rage we used to have to lay down and use pliers to get them zipped, when we took them off at the end of the day we had  lines and marks from the seams all over our legs. Ridiculous!  Yeah, those were the days... now give me a pair of sweat pants and tshirt and I'm good to go.

Jennifer Hudson is taking it too far...

Jennifer Hudson famously lost a lot of weight and she looks really good. Now she is taking heat for getting too thin and I can see her heading in that direction. People love the attention and compliments they get at first for dropping those pounds but after a while the focus fades and people usually gain the weight back or take it to another level. Hopefully Jennifer has her head on straight and will just relax and enjoy her fame, fortune and her adorable baby.

Justin Bieber wears pink underwear... Shocker.

Justin Bieber was caught with his pants down and not for the first time, however this time he was sporting pink underwear. Nice. I thought guys were wearing their pants a little tighter these days. Maybe Justin needs to let his junk hang loose? I heard he finally got swabbed for the paternity of crazy girl Mariah Yeater's baby. What a fiasco... I hope they sue her pants off although I'm sure she doesn't mind dropping those panites for just about anyone. At least it might stop the next unstable baby momma from seeking fame and fortune off a celebrity.

Denise Richards is a saint...

Denise Richards is a saint to tolerate Charlie Sheen even if it's best for their kids. You've got to hand it to Denise, she has tried to include Charlie (and even his Goddesses) in Sam and Lola's lives. I read Denise's book Girl Next Door and while she glossed over a great deal of the drama with Charlie (and of course left out many of her accusations of his abuse both to the children and her) she was rather kind to him and that is amazing considering what an idiot Charlie is. I think Denise is a good person despite her penchant for the word "cunt" and hopefully she'll find a great guy to finally settle down with. I heard she was back with Richie Sambora and while they seemed like a good couple despite her "man stealing" ways he is a notorious drunk and has been in and out of rehab multiple times. Denise hasn't always had the best taste in men but she is a great mother and good to her daddy, I think she is greatly misunderstood but aren't we all?

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Juliette Lewis in a bikini...

Now, here is something you don't see everyday... Juliette Lewis in a bikini. I cannot figure out if she looks good or bad here but it is Juliette and I think she's cool. She will always be "Mallory" to me. Natural Born Killers was one of the best movies ever. Watch it. And if you've seen it already back in the day, watch it again it's worth it, if just for Robert Downey Jr. who is amazing in pretty much everything.

Jennifer Love Hewitt channels her inner bitch...

Jennifer Love Hewitt did not look happy to see the paparazzi. It's sort of strange for JLH to glare at the paps usually she is more than happy to let them photograph her taking out her garbage or picking up her dry cleaning. I guess if she isn't wearing a skin tight dress and coiffed to the max, Jennifer has no time for the people who make her relevant. I'll still post the picture because I find Jennifer to be a rather unattractive girl and this photo just proves my point.

Pink & Willow go to the park...

I have always liked Pink and I like her even more now that she is a mommy to adorable baby daughter Willow. Yeah, I guess I miss the good old days when Pink would flip the bird at the camera but she looks so happy now. Motherhood agrees with her.

Kim Kardashian is on everyone's shit list...

PETA has Kim Kardashian in their sites and have taken aim and Kim's nasty habit of sporting fur on her voluptuous body. Kim has enough padding to keep herself warm why does she have to resort to poor little animals to drape across her shoulders? It's a known fact that Kim hates animals. I agree to a certain point (although I love animals, I'm practically an animal hoarder myself) with Kim's distaste at having Kris' dogs in the bed but her wrinkled nose and snotty attitude at dog poop is ridiculous. It was in the yard at least. Anyway, I like this PETA ad targeting Kim. At times the organization goes a bit overboard but I encourage everyone to take a look at just one of their videos showing how they get the fur for those overpriced musty smelly coats. It's cruel and disgusting. This clip was filmed in China but I'm sure it's not done much nicer anywhere else. I know it's graphic but check out this video

Janet Jackson is not human...

Janet Jackson scored the cover of Harper's Bazaar and what I find really bizarre is that Janet Jackson does not age. Ever. Not even a minute. How can she look like this year after year? Janet was slamming videos out back in the 80's and we all know how long ago that was and yet she looks exactly the same. Yes, of course Janet has had a few cosmetic things done, most obviously her nose but it looks like she has left well enough alone. This girl is 45 years old and she looks 25.  I suppose money can buy you an amazing dermatologist to tweak you in all of the right places... hopefully Janet has better taste in doctors than her brother, Michael.

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Snooki uses what on her what?! Evil Beet

Ashlee Simpson and Bronx Celeb Baby Laundry

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Lindsay Lohan Nude Photo Hoax by Harvey Edwards...

I know we all love our naked celebrities and when we hear Lindsay Lohan was naked and photographed we want to see it. I know we've seen a nude Lindsay a million times but it never gets old and perhaps it's the only thing that keeps Lindsay relevant besides going to jail. We've all heard about the new Playboy photos and that the first set had to be reshot because airbrush and photoshop simply cannot brush all of the meth out of Lindsay Lohan.

Usually when there are Lohan naked pics we know they are real however check this out  right here. Famed photographer Harvey Edwards sent out loads of photos of a naked model who does not seem to  bear even a passing resemblance to Lindsay, but that didn't stop tons of sites picking up the story and posting the pics as a nude Lindsay Lohan.

I know it's fun to speculate about whether a celeb is sporting a baby bump or even who Ashton Kutcher may or may not have slept with but naked celeb photos are a hot commodity and Lindsay, with all of her trials and tribulations is always up for grabs.

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Kelly Brook and her nipple photo...

I always try to put the boob and crotch photos up on top, that's where my priorities lie plus I know what matters and that is a glimpse of a nipple especially when it is attached to a very pretty Kelly Brook. So here is Kelly Brook and her nipple, in a photo just for you.

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Kate Gosslin has money to burn...

Just after the entire nation sighed with relief that Kate Gosslin was not going to be on tv with her clown car vagina full of kids anymore we catch wind that she is going to be a Blogging Coupon Queen. Every time I hear her new gig mentioned I think back to that episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 where she ripped Jon a new asshole when he "forgot" to use a coupon. Kate is a psycho.

Word is that she is keeping her body guard even though she is always whining about how expensive it is to feed and clothe all of those kids. Kate only needs a bodyguard because half of the world wants to rip her a new asshole. So obnoxious.

I seriously wonder how much bank Kate will bring in blogging? Trust me, this little website of mine keeps me supplied with all of the itunes my heart desires but I couldn't feed 8 hamsters doing this, let alone 8 kids. So, please visit my sponsors, I need to download the latest Justin Bieber song.

Justin Bieber is a badass little boy...

Justin Bieber is either telling us we are number one times two or giving us half a peace sign twice. What could get Justin's big girl panties in such a wad? My guess is that the paparazzi insulted his girlfriend Selena Gomez or mentioned where his sperm may have landed.

Katie Holmes likes wood...

Not sure what Katie Holmes is attempting here but I am guessing that she is desperately trying to bring the sexy and it's an epic fail. Any sex appeal Katie may have once had was left on the steps of the Scientology Center when Tom Cruise dragged her up the stairs and into the craziness that is his life. David Letterman isn't even sure what the point is of Katie humping the desk and doing a booty toot. It's all so confusing but I'm sure it's nothing that a quick spiritual cleansing can't fix.

Kat Von D is stupified...

So, Kat Von D is crushed and betrayed after hearing from the 19th woman that former fiance Jesse James screwed behind her back. I know... Jesse James cheating? SHOCKER! Kat attempts damage control by blahing on about how she wanted to give Jesse a chance and to show the world that he is not actually a dirty dog but a fine stand up sort of guy. My ass. Anyone with half a brain would figure out that once a cheat always a cheat. Jesse is an insecure, beady eyed weirdo and that is never going to change. It doesn't surprise me that Kat fell for his line of garbage after all she is not that bright herself.

Poor Kat... what now? Her LA Ink show has been cancelled, her man shared his penis with 19 other women and her cat is as bald as she is. I would love to see her on an episode of Jerry Springer just so some crazy Jesse James whore could snatch that wig off her head and let everyone see whatever it is that Kat is hiding underneath all of that Halloween hair.

Jennifer Love Hewitt figures it out...

Jennifer Love Hewitt has always come under fire for her frumpy, baggy outfits. However, since she donned the "Kim Kardashian Ace Bandage" dress she has never looked back. Now, every photo we see of Jennifer has her in a tight, form fitting dress. I guess this style (and Spanx) works for her because it hides a multitude of sins. She also looks more in shape, now she needs to get her love life wrapped up as well as her body.

Kelly Brook Twitters Naked

It never ceases to amaze me as to why celebrities feel the need to expose their body parts on Twitter. Actually, Kelly Brook is not really showing us anything as her hair extensions are covering her boobs but still... Are these people sitting around in a hotel room bored and decide to get some attention via Twitter? I suppose when your vocabulary is limited, 160 characters is a challenge so just throw up a naked pic and be done with it. Kelly Brook achieves this very well.

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Victoria Beckham gets to buy girly toys, finally Celeb Baby Laundry

Lady Gaga is sort of normal Evil Beet

Ashlee Simpson gets her hair did Celeb Teen Laundry

Pamela Anderson is not a victim of type casting Celeb Senior Laundry

Jenny McCarthy likes a manly man Lickable Celebs

Heather Locklear is still Amanda Woodward IRL Swanky Celebs

Sophie Monk Upskirt Photo

Here is a shot of Sophie Monk who is "famous" for I don't know what. I usually post her photo when she is sporting a camel toe but today she is giving us a peek at her underwear with this Sophie Monk upskirt photo. I heard she used to date Benji Madden but so did Paris Hilton for about a minute. The claim to fame there for Sophie is that Paris got her sloppy seconds. Anyway, here is Sophie and her adorable dog and pussy cat.

Courtney Love is indecent...

Courtney Love pulled down her top mid song and showed us her breasts. Nothing new here... they actually don't look bad considering she's had her implants replaced and removed more often than a normal person changes their underwear. I wonder how she did this and wasn't arrested for indecent exposure? I guess you can get away with it in certain places, for example women can go topless in NY as long as it's not for "business."  Anyway, here is Courtney Love showing us her business, first thing Monday morning with her boobs out. Enjoy. Or not.

Snooki is winning, duh...

Snooki tweeted this pic on her Twitter and titled it "Winning." I guess that's true as Snooki has never looked better however it is a little concerning as Snooki made a big deal out of her eating disorder on the Jersey Shore after Mike "The Situation" mentioned at dinner that she already had a few rolls after she hollered for some bread. It's cool to get fit and apparently she is laying off the booze, that makes a huge difference but if she is going to drastic measures to look like this it would be so sad. Snooki has the fat deck stacked against her, a 10 pound weight gain on her tiny frame looks more like 30 pounds. I still say she is looking more and more like Kim Kardashian and these days I like Snooks a whole lot more than Kim.

Liam Neeson has an issue....

Liam Neeson was photographed out on the town recently and that is not very noteworthy. However the huge pee spot on the crotch of his pants is. That is not a couple drops left in haste when a dude rushes through the "shake after a piss" that is a stain big enough to command a 6 figure deal for Liam to hawk the "Depends" line for dudes.

Goldie Hawn is so wasted...

Goldie Hawn went out and got herself downright drunk. Good for her. She really is toasted because these are not the only shots of her that night. Every single picture has her disheveled and tipsy. I am guessing she was partly drunk before she even left the house which would explain those thigh high hooker boots and that dead squirrel she has on her sweater like a bad Martha Stewart glue gun episode.

Selena Gomez is not pregnant... neither is Justin Bieber.

Selena Gomez seems to be standing by her boy  man, Justin Bieber. I seriously doubt that Justin is that baby's Daddy but I wouldn't put it past him to tear off a piece here and there after a show. It is sort of believable that he is swept away after after every performance by his handlers. It makes sense that he not hang out and get into all the wrong kind of things that are so tempting to young kids in the spotlight. He is going to take a paternity test when he gets back to the states and then sue the pants off that crazy chick. I am surprised that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often. Wouldn't it be fun if he was the father? I'm sure if there was any doubt his people would have shut that girl up right away, she would have had a huge bank account and a appointment at her local clinic, just like in the old days.

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Hilary Duff is getting so fat!

Hilary Duff has finally given up hiding her baby bump and is now showing off her bloated belly with pride. She was being very stingy with the paparazzi who have been stalking her relentlessly since she got pregnant. Hilary took all sorts of measures to hide her tummy using huge purses, yoga mats and even her little animals to hide behind, although a chihuahua doesn't cover much. I don't know why she has bothered to be so secretive after all no one was even the slightest bit interested in her until she got pregnant. Maybe her hiding was a ploy to keep us interested or maybe she just finally popped. Anyway, here is Hilary Duff finally looking fat. Enjoy.

Demi Lovato is now a firecrotch...

Demi Lovato Tweeted this photo of herself with bright red hair. It looks good and I like it. I also like her studded phone cover and her black nails. Demi takes a lot of heat because she's gained a few pounds but I think she's adorable.

Brad & Angelina Money Ball Premier in Japan

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at his Moneyball premier minus their brood of brats. Brad looks like he could use a shower but more importantly Angelina looks like she has actually ate something. I'm talking chewed and swallowed! Yes, she is still very thin and it's a look that doesn't work for her but she looks better. Her face was getting so bony that if she threw you a side eye her cheekbones could cut a bitch.

Robert Pattinson is authentic...

I've watched Robert Pattinson being interviewed a few times and I always come away thinking, what a nice young man. Well, I'm actually thinking that if he were a few years older I'd bang the shit out of him. Yes, I am Team Edward. That said, it's sort of refreshing to watch a young celebrity that seems rather unfazed by all the hoopla of his fame. I mean, everyone knows the Twilight saga is huge and Pattinson has become a tween icon because of that. He is as simple and down to earth as he can possibly be.

I do find his choice of girlfriend, Kristin Stewart to be odd, they seem very mismatched but they've been together for the entire Twilight phenomenon and that cannot be easy. In any event I will watch the latest installment of Twilight and I am guessing they will leave us hanging until the final chapter. I've read the books and I hate to admit that I enjoyed them all and after the very last page I sort of wanted Stephenie Meyer to get up off her ass and keep the story going. Hell, I could easily think up several ways to keep it coming, especially with the way she ended it. Maybe she's waiting for the final movie to see if the clamor dies down, then decides to continue or not. Stephenie could keep this going forever, sort of like VC Andrews minus the incest.

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Eva Longoria Upskirt Photo

It's Monday and what better time to post a Eva Longoria upskirt photo? Eva doesn't hit my radar very often, I find her to be irrelevant but the wind felt differently and blew her skirt up just for us. No panties or maybe just a thong... either or, here is Eva Longoria and her butt. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian is one mean pussy...

I don't know if it's just the angle of this photo but Kim's eyes look positively cat like and you know what causes that. Unexpected anal sex or a face lift. I have to go with the butt invasion because I cannot imagine that Kim has had a face lift already. That would be fucked up and speaking of, that is exactly what Kim has done with this whole wedding thing. Yes, I call it a "wedding" as I knew that there would be no marriage involved in that equation.

I think Kim jumped into the Kris Humphries relationship and then it snowballed into a wedding like a runaway donkey at a Renaissance fair.  The fact that she denies making money off that fiasco is bullshit. It's obvious that everyone involved in that mess made money. I do believe that she never expected it to fall apart as quickly as it did. It makes her look either stupid or crafty. Neither is likable. I think she was banking on a couple years and then quietly divorcing. I mean how much longer can this whole Kardashian thing coast along?

I have to admit, I've always liked the Kardashians. I watch all of the shows. But it's painfully obvious that is so scripted and contrived that it's almost hard to watch some episodes. The most "real" of the bunch would have to be Khloe and Lamar. I love Bruce Jenner on the show, he's not a "Kardashian" and that's a relief, although Kris Kardashian owns him and his balls.

Anyway, I don't see Kim coming back in a good light from any of this drama. Like Kris Hump told her once when she was describing how important she is, he said something like, "a few years ago you were just a girl working in a boutique." ZING! In fact that was the only intelligent thing I've ever heard that idiot utter.

Now I hear they are "talking" and meeting with their pastor. Good luck with that. I see it as a feeble attempt at Kim trying to salvage any credibility by putting it out there that at least she "tried." I say it's time to release the Honeymoon sex tape and be done with it.

Coco backs that ass up...

Coco was out on the beach filming for her reality show, I call it "her show" although it was supposed to be about her man Ice T. Coco and her ass have a way of taking things over, you know... larger than life. Anyway, she was sporting an animal print bikini, oversize sunglasses and trashy hoop earrings. In this lovely photo she is giving her mammoth ass a boost which I'm sure it needs. Unlike 90% of the people out there, I actually think Coco's ass is real. It's as real as the cottage cheese cellulite dimples that adorn it. That said, Coco is actually kind of cool and way smarter than we give her credit for. Sort of.

Katie Perry channels Lucille Ball

Katy Perry usually looks ridiculous but this takes the cake. Ugh. Not cute at all. I can see a Lucille Ball resemblance here and it's not pretty. That hair is a horrid pink shade that is not even close to being even in color. Those eyebrows are totally Chola and the shirt is just dumb. The earrings look like buttons that fell off a clown's shoe. Not gonna mention the bedazzled jacket. C'mon Katy Perry just show us your tits and get it over with.