Saturday, December 31, 2011

Celebrity Drama, Ridiculousness & Epic Fails of 2011

Every year we all follow celebrities and their drama, trauma and screw ups. This year was no disappointment as the celebs lived life on the edge, some didn't make it and for others, well, life will never be the same. Here are a few of the most talked about celebrities of 2011.
Biggest Cheater: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold has been famous for a long time and of course he moved into politics after hooking up with Maria Schriver. Arnold came under fire earlier this year when it was exposed that not only had he been cheating on Maria with the maid, he had fathered a child with her.


Weirdest Blast from the past: Sinead O'Connor
Sinead popped back up on our radar when she came out doing interviews about how she could not get laid and was desperate for some loving of the sexual kind. This led her to jump into a marriage that actually shattered Kim Kardashian's wedded bliss by lasting only 16 days.

Most Felonious: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay spent another year just like most of her recent years, in trouble with the law. 2011 had her bouncing from court to jail to the morgue and back more times than we can keep track of. I am expecting more of the same from Lindsay in 2012.

Biggest Fiasco: The Kardashians.
The Kardashians have captured our attention over the years and polarized the entire world. Either you love them or hate them. They have managed to rack up quite the year in news across the board. Of course they took a lot of heat for Kim Kardashian's alleged fake wedding/real divorce to Kris Humphries, rumors of their clothing line being manufactured in sweatshops and ending the year with another out of wedlock pregnancy by oldest sister Kourtney. We'll have to stay tuned in 2012 to see if the Kardashians can pull it together and get back on top or if their "brand" will simply fade away.

Saddest Celebrity Death: Jeff Conaway
Jeff Conaway burst on the scene back in the day on the hit tv show Taxi. Jeff spent a lot of time in and out of rehab most famously on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab show. I think everyone was rooting for Jeff although it was painfully obvious that he wasn't going to be able to battle his demons of drug addiction. Sadly Jeff died earlier this year and surprisingly his death was caused by a number of conditions, including coronary artery disease and pneumonia and not a drug overdose. We will all miss you Jeff.


Most Unexpected Divorce: Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries
I know, it really wasn't a big shocker that these two broke up but I was surprised at how quickly it fell apart. It was clear to see that they weren't meant for each other and the whole thing became a runaway train for Kim. But I thought they'd be able to fake it for a couple years at least.

Least Surprising Break Up: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
Rumors of Ashton and his adulterous hot tub parties ran rampant through the news this past year. Many of us figured that Demi and Ashton had a "understanding" in their "marriage" to don't ask don't tell but when Ashton had a fling that became very publicized, Demi was left with no option but to file for divorce from Ashton.

Biggest Meltdown: Charlie Sheen

I'm sure Charlie is on eveyone's list of meltdowns this year. He knocked Britney Spears way off the charts for public craziness as he ranted and raved his way to losing his job, kids, wife and goddesses. Who knows if Charlie will ever get back on top again but we can thank him for the biggest catch phrase of 2011... "WINNING!"
Epic Failure of Justice: Casey Anthony Murder Trial
I have made it a point to not post about Casey Anthony on this site. The only exception was for the verdict, which was shocking to say the least. I watched the entire trial and read all of the following books, most recently the prosecuting attorney, Jeff Ashton's book "Imperfect Justice." I believe that Casey got away with murder and how the jury could not see that Casey was responsible for Caylee Anthony's death is beyond me. Although Casey will not spend her life in prison, I'm sure she will not have the beautiful life that she envisioned after her daughter's death.
Most Talked About Pregnancy: Beyonce

Beyonce, true to her attention getting ways made the big announcement that she was pregnant by coyly rubbing her belly at the MTV Awards. Next she was photographed in a bikini with the belly bump on full display. Later though, she appeared on a talk show with a seemingly folding tummy bump where a baby should be. I watched the video and it really did look weird. It makes sense that Beyonce would fake it, but at the end of the day she'll pop out a baby that will someday be King or Queen of the empire that Beyonce and Jay Z have built.
Funniest Paternity Case: Justin Bieber
Mariah Yeater came out last year with an outlandish claim that Justin Bieber is her baby's daddy. Not only is this impossible as Justin is actually a lesbian, everyone knows that Justin is not that stupid. A paternity test has been done with no results given thus far as a second test has been ordered. Stay tuned to the Maury Povich Show for updates.


Music's Biggest Loss: Amy Winehouse

In 2011 Amy joined the "27" club and followed all of the former famous artists that died at age 27, Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin just to name a couple. Tragically we watched Amy rise to the top and gloriously crash to the bottom. Everyone pretty much expected Amy to overdose someday and when she was found dead we all expected drugs to be the cause. The toxicology report was shocking when no drugs were found in her system and Amy appeared to die of an "unintended consequence" of accidental alcohol poisoning. Such a shame.

Biggest Waste of the Human Race: Osama Bin Laden
Earlier this year the Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Laden. While many were unconvinced that the nasty bastard was actually dead, I believe it. Although killing Bin Laden will not solve our problems with terrorism, hopefully it is a step in the right direction and has somewhat eased our fear of more terrorist attacks on our great country.

Well, that about sums up my take on what's happened this past year. I plan on sitting front and center right here and spewing my two cents on everything celebrity that comes my way in 2012. I hope everyone has a happy New Year, be safe and of course, don't drink and drive!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Loose Lips Links

Rihanna & Chris Brown want your attention Evil Beet

Ben Affleck & Jen Garner have a social life Celeb Baby Laundry

David Beckham is a good brother Celeb Teen Laundry

Robin Williams fancies himself a genius Celeb Senior Laundry

Lindsay Lohan scores another magazine cover, not naked this time  Lickable Celebs

The Girls Next Door slam Crystal Harris... Meow. Swanky Celebs

Lots of stuff to see here! The Great Monkey Suit

Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler are the new Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler look a lot like Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis without the prescription drugs. I've always thought the girls looked similiar but now Vanessa's new boy toy Austin looks a lot like Macaulay. Too bad Mila and Mac broke up a long time ago the couples could double date to dinner, a movie then stagger out of a night club. Good times.

In case you can't tell, Mila in top photo and Vanessa in bottom.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Kat Von D needs a friend...


Kat Von D really needs a good girl friend who would be honest and tell her that this is not a good look. But we all know what a bitch Kat is, so maybe she should just invest in a decent 3 way mirror and look at herself before leaving the house. This photo from the back is simply horrid and I have to admit, I sort of enjoy it. Kat Von D and her muffin top smooshed into a pair of tight, 2 sizes too small, hip hugger jeans. It just doesn't get much better than that.

Miley Cyrus goes back to her roots...

Miley Cyrus did a photo shoot in a laundry mat which isn't too far fetched, actually. Considering her daddy Billy Ray Cyrus only had one true hit song, I won't utter the title here, so he should have faded into oblivion with his mullet and his skinny wife Tish. Instead they ended up with a bunch of freaky kids and catapulted themselves into our existence.

So Miley hasn't been doing much lately except smoking weed, getting the munchies and possible breast implants, hence this laundromat photo shoot. Miley looks pretty much like you'd expect her to at this point. Skanky, greasy, covered in junk jewelry and applying a tube of Wet & Wild lipstick while leaning against the spin cycle of a front loader. Nice. Keep it classy, Miley.

Michael Lohan collapses in AA meeting...

Michael Lohan collapsed during an AA meeting. My guess is that it was alcohol withdrawal or an overdose of coffee and donuts. Michael is definitely one for drama, take his relationship with Kate Major for example. I watched the Dr. Drew episodes where Kate did one show and the next day Michale did one. Of course Kate's episode was only a half hour because Dr. Drew knows crazy when he sees it. Michael scored an entire hour to convince us that he is a nice guy that is just misunderstood. Somehow I buy his version of things more than Kate Majors but Michael is slick, he admits to just enough to make him seem like he is keeping it real, but you can tell he is full of crap.

Kate says Michael is a alcoholic and coke fiend and that he beats her, verbally abuses her and even raped her. Michael says he's made poor choices but Kate is blowing things way out of proportion. Judging by Lohans' prior record(s), he is either stupid or stupid. Kate even went as far to say she is not drinking, and for proof she stated that she was staying with her father and he wouldn't allow it yet in the next breath says she had to leave her dad's house in a rush and left behind her birth control pills and that she might be pregnant. Yet by the end of the show she says she is not pregnant. What a load of crap!

Anyway, Lohan has been in and out of jail and hospitals quite a bit this past year so I am placing him in my "Dead Pool" for 2012. I'll keep a running list posted in my sidebar here and on Celebrity Bones and if anyone has a celebrity they'd like to add send me an email telling me who and why.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Kat Von D Wears Leather Short Shorts...

Kat Von D is always a mess and delightfully so. Here she is looking sloppy and unkempt as usual wearing a pair of leather shorts. I have no clue as to what the hell those things on her legs are but Kat always looks unwashed and messy. I see she is sporting a new wig under that floppy hat and it mimics her usual eye makeup which is often two toned and opposite. Kat is one mixed up girl and she has had a hell of a rough year. Her house burnt down killing her cat, she broke up with Nikki Sixx, got together with and broke up with scumbag Jesse James who cheated on her (SHOCKER) and her reality tv show LA Ink was cancelled. What's next for Kat? Probably nothing.

Taylor Lautner is not gay?

Someone either had too much time on their hands or they are on Team Edward because they photo shopped this fake People Magazine cover of Taylor Lautner coming out of the closet. Pretty clever, it looks passable although the Taylor photo and writing are much clearer than the sidebar images. If this were any other magazine, Star or In Touch perhaps, most of us would take it with a grain of salt, but People Magazine is usually pretty accurate. So much so that Russell Simmons bought it.

E! Online reports:
An obviously faked People magazine cover on which Taylor Lautner supposedly announced that he's "out and proud" ricocheted across the internet Monday, tricking fans and even celebs like Russell Simmons. The Photoshopped image of the purported January 7, 2012 People issue shows the Twilight star announcing he's gay and "tired of the rumors." The fake cover goes on to fake quote Lautner as saying his decision to come out has left him feeling, "more liberated, and happier than I've ever been." While the internet was abuzz, celebs like Def Jam's Simmons even fell prey to the hoax, tweeting Taylor a congratulatory tweet: "proud of Taylor Lautner for his bravery and his courage." Once realizing the mistake, Simmons tweeted: "disappointed that people would joke about someone coming out about their sexuality. Let Taylor Lautner be whoever he wants to be..."

Monday, December 26, 2011

Loose Lips Links

Jennifer Hudson will not work for food Evil Beet

Angelina Jolie is at it again Celeb Baby Laundry

Zac Efron has new ink Celeb Teen Laundry

Disney hates Demi Lovato Swanky Celebs

Weird Santa Chick The Great Monkey Suit

Johnny Cash and his haunted house Celebrity Bones

Friday, December 23, 2011

Rihanna has rotten teeth...

So, Rihanna is sporting a grill for her new video "You Da One" ...damn, her grammar is worse than mine! Seriously, this is never a good look. It is simply nasty and I don't get it. Is that supposed to look expensive? My cat can make you one for free because this looks exactly like a piece of tinfoil I pulled out of my cat's ass a week ago. I kid.

Really though, this is ugly on every level. Up close and far away it just looks like rotten teef! Oh, well, this is pretty much what I expect from Rihanna. One more thing, she needs to fix that hair because it's about as flattering on her as that nasty red shit was (not).

Kardashian Hilarious Star Magazine Photoshop Photo

I do believe reality tv brings out the worst in people and judging by this cover of Star Magazine the Kardashians have run their kourse. Not only are they still mopping up the bloodshed from Kim's fake wedding and real divorce they are battling claims that they run a sweatshop to make their cunty line of clothing. Who cares?

I just want to sit here and laugh at this magazine cover. Someone hates the Kardashians and has rendered them nearly unrecognizable. I know that Kourtney usually looks (and sounds) like a troll and Khole is not the most beautiful girl in the world but man, they totally slayed these girls... they even made Kim ugly. I'm sure that wasn't hard, after all pretty is as pretty does.

Adam Lambert bitch slapped his man...

Adam Lambert had a hissy fit and slapped the crap out of his new Finnish man, Sauli Koskinen. Apparently Sauli won the Finnish version of Big Brother and Adam Lambert almost won American Idol. The two were partying at a nightclub in Finland when Sauli commented about a chip on Adam's black nail polish and Adam snapped back that Sauli was a dumb blonde with black roots and Sauli said Adam was a flaming vampire queen wannabe and then IT WAS ON.

Nah, I don't know what the fight was about but Adam got arrested and Sauli took to his twitter to proclaim his undying love (and erect peen) for Adam. So, I guess what happens in Finland... will get you arrested.

Loose Lips Links

Lance Bass needs to stfu Evil Beet

Anthony Weiner's penis did it's job Celeb Baby Laundry

Jersey Shore Guidos vs Nerds Celeb Teen Laundry

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Celeb Senior Laundry

Adam Lambert bitch slapped his man Lickable Celebs

Miley Cyrus explains why she's an A hole Swanky Celebs

Ashley Tisdale workin' on her fitness The Great Monkey Suit

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Charlie Sheen Haunts Johnny Cash...

 


Is it just me or is Charlie Sheen morphing into Johnny Cash? All the recent photos I've seen of Charlie look more and more unattractive. Chuckie is looking rough!

Speaking of Johnny Cash did you happen to catch the Ghost Adventures show where they investigated The White Witch of Rose Hall? Johnny Cash owned and lived in that house and even wrote a song about it. I really don't give 2 shits about Johnny Cash or Charlie Sheen, but I do like to watch me some Zak Bagans on Ghost Adventures in Jamacia, mon.

The Kardashian's are in deep shit...

Those pesky Kardashians cannot catch a break. Hot on the heels of Kim Kardashian ridiculous wedding/divorce combo comes nasty rumors that the uber rich Kardashians are having people slave in sweatshop conditions to make their trashy Sears garment line. The lastest info is:

The sweatshop workers live in squalid factory-run dormitories filled with the stench of sewage while toiling up to 84 hours during 7-day work weeks to produce some of the goods that helped (the Kardashians) make $65 million last year.
…the impoverished workers earn just $1 an hour, slaving away in factories “like minimum-security prisons.”
The region is a “scary place,” where the peak summer season is “brutal,” with temperatures inside non-air-conditioned factories soaring to over 100˚F.
Workers in the region can come out with as little as $15 a month once rent and food debts have been paid to their bosses.
“You can’t talk during working hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”


That is crazy but it happens. Remember Kathy Lee Gifford? I really think it's over for the Kardashian Klan. They could use a rest, it has to be exhausting living your life on television. Have you ever noticed how dressed up those girls are all the time? Ridiculous! The have full makeup, designer fashion clothing and are accessorized to the max. Every day. I cannot imagine dressing like that all the time. I bet they are more uncomfortable than those poor sweatshop workers. I kid.

 It's a shame that all of that pimping hard work Kris Jenner has done has blown up in her face. What are they worried about anyway? They have a gazillion dollars between the lot of them. They just need to fade away and try to live like normal people.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Pamela Anderson is missing something...


Recent photos of Pamela Anderson on vacation and wearing a black bikini are popping up everywhere. Pam still looks decent in the body but her face is busted. She used to be so pretty, you just can't see it anymore and that's kind of weird because women usually hold it together pretty well until their 50's without an assload of surgical help. In Pam's case she could have an assload of help and apparently she is not getting it. Shame.

Speaking of plastic surgery, it is very obvious that Pamela has had her breast implants removed and that is a good thing. She had those suckers so inflated that I expected her chest to explode in a massive spray of silicone and spray tan at any given moment.  It looks like Pam has downsized so I guess we are all safe now.

Stephanie Seymour looks like Cindy Crawford...

Stephanie Seymour is rocking a bikini like only a former super model can. She looks a little like Cindy Crawford in this shot. Anyway, Stephanie is on vacay, (as if her entire life isn't a vacation these days) and I am just hoping that her gay son doesn't pop out of the water sporting some wood for his mom just like last year.

Ashton Kutcher's new digs...

This is Ashton Kutcher's new house. He's renting it for 50,000 a month and it's 10,000 square feet. It's sort of ugly but cool how it's surrounded by foilage. Look at all the windows! Those bushes won't do much to hide those drunken hot tub parties Ashton is so fond of. You know what they say, people who live in glass houses... throw bricks.

Loose Lips Links

Jason Alexander 'memba him? Evil Beet

Teen Moms are the best birth control ever Celeb Baby Laundry

Vanessa Hudgens has a new girly man Celeb Teen Laundry

Olivia Newton John is a closed book Celeb Senior Laundry

Dita Von Teese sucks it in on her own Lickable Celebs

Jennifer Lopez is just now telling us this? Swanky Celebs

Marisa Miller is usually half naked but fully shy The Great Monkey Suit

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Courtney Stodden Sleighs Me....

How disgusting. I know I post my share of gnarly photos on here and at times I feel like I've seen it all. However this Courtney Stodden Christmas Santa photo has to be the most vile thing I have seen in a while. It is just so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin. Courtney Stodden is comprised of the more simple things, you know... silicone implants and groovy blonde hair all wrapped in one massive, quivering clitoris.

This photo is sexy, right? Here is Courtney, spread eagle with Santa's face buried in her snatch which is the way to go when you are hooking up with Santa, oral sex for her all the way 'cause Santa only cums once a year.

*pic from egotastic  obviously.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Survivor Finale, what a load of crap...

I was beyond pissed off about the season finale of Survivor last night. Not only did Ozzy not make it to the final 3, freaking Sophie won. Now, maybe I am missing something but what did Sophie actually do besides stand around with her wonky tit hanging out (which cost producers a fortune to blur), and then she wins?

What in the hell? I do believe Coach played a great game, anyone that can run that entire game getting everyone to do what he wants is a great player. Look at Boston Rob for example. He was awesome and deserved to win. However Coach can take his "Honor" bullshit and shove it up his ass. If he were a real man he would have landed in the top 3 with Ozzy who is a real survivor. Ozzy deserved to win, he played the best game, thrived on Redemption Island, won all of those challenges and soothed every eliminated player on the way out, even the ones that were pissed at him. He would have had all the votes and he deserved them. I did want Coach to win after Ozzy was eliminated but they gave it to Sophie. What a crock.

I won't even get into what a dumbass The Preacher Man Brandon was or how Cowboy hung on doing nothing or how stupid Albert was. I will say that I would love to see a Survivor like Jeff Probst suggested where Russell Hanz completely decimates his idiot nephew Bandon. Now that would be good tv.

Kourtney Kardashian is a fetus abuser... allegedly

Kourtney Kardashian is famously pregnant for the second time. If you pay attention to the Kardashians (and you know you do), you'll remember the epic struggle Kourtney had getting her body back after her first kid Mason was born. Scott (her baby daddy) had plenty to say about Kourtney and her fatness. Of course Kourtney has the ignorance to reproduce with one of the most vile creatures ever, Scott Disick, so she should expect snide comment from him about her weight this time around too. In Scott's defense though, he really has bent over backwards to please Kourtney and the guy has changed a lot of his evil ways now that he is a father. Anyway, word is out that she is not eating and even Kourtney has commented that she is eating whatever she can "tolerate" these days. I understand morning sickness and all that  but it's possible that Kourt is taking her "healthy" new ways a bit too far this pregnancy. Oh well, at least talking about Kourt starving her baby is better than speculating about the actual size of Kim Kardashian's ass, namely Kris Humphries.

Loose Lips Links

Scarlett Johansson is talking when she should stfu Evil Beet

Jessica Alba took her bitch face and family out Celeb Baby Laundry

Jedi Knight is a what now?  Celeb Teen Laundry

Naomi Watts has it covered Celeb Senior Laundry

Cameron Diaz out in broad daylight Lickable Celebs

Rihanna is not a stereotype, got that? Swanky Celebs

Gabourey Sidibe is still around? Why?

Gabourey Sidibe is still showing up here and there. I thought she was just a flash in the pan, fried in bacon grease. I watched the movie Precious and it was great, read the book too. I believe that will be Gabourey's only claim to fame and even with those scraps she acts like a totally entitled spoiled celebrity. There are tons of video of her being incredibly rude especially the TMZ airport video. Just who does this bitch think she is? I don't like her but I love the kid in the poster photobombing her. Perfect.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

New Annalynne McCord nip slip photo...

It's Saturday and I see that as a perfect time to post his new Annalynne McCord nip slip photo. It's practically an entire boob slip but Annalynne doesn't have much in the way of actual tits. I will say that she does give us plenty of opprotunities to see those nipples and today is just like any other day.

So, if you are not one of the glazed and crazed Christmas shoppers out there drawing first blood over a parking space then you are most likely online. Really? People have other interests in life besides the computer? Fascinating. Anyway in between shopping on Amazon and getting sucked into facebook take just a moment to peek at Annalynne McCord's nipple. It is right there, giving us all a early Christmas Greeting (or "Holiday") if the word Christmas offends you.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hattie Spelling will inherit the wonk...

Poor kid. Hattie Spelling, Tori and Dean McDermott's new baby is cute for now. But if you look at these two parents you just have to hope for the best for poor baby Hattie. Not only has she been given a rather unfortunate name, her parents both seem to have the wonk these days. Tori has never been stunning but I like her, I think she is a great girl. Now, Dean on the other hand, he just creeps me out and it seems like he used to look better than this. Maybe it's the too short hair? He does have those close set eyes that remind me of primates. Oh, you know the kind. The ones that smoke cigarettes and throw their shit at you through the bars of their cage. Yup, that's Dean. Smoking, shit throwing and riding the money train called Tori Spelling all the way to the bank.

Sylvester Stallone is looking good, I guess...

Sly Stallone is holding up alright, yo. At least he hasn't fallen prey to the same plastic surgeon that jacked up his mother Jackie Stallone's face. Remember back in the day when Stallone was actually hot? Yes, he had those off beat saggy eyes and droopy face but he was looking good pounding the shit out of other dudes in the boxing ring. Who couldn't like a guy that loved his pet turtles? Remember them? Cuff and Link. Anyway, he looks good although his arms are freaky! They look like a road map of Manhattan.

Lady Gaga Art Portrait is totally fug...

I dunno, I suppose this portrait of Lady Gaga, a collaboration of Tony Bennett and Annie Liebowitz is rather accurate. It's sort of ugly and if I were Lady Gaga I'd be pissed. I just don't get what makes certain paintings amazing. Some of the stuff out there is just stupid. For example, check out the hands in this painting. Crappy! Plus what is up with the uneven eyes? Not to mention that Gaga usually smirks using the other side of her mouth. Whatever. I'm sure it will sell for a wad of cash.

Loose Lips Links

Just what we need, more Kardashian Krap Evil Beet

President Obama has the right idea Celeb Baby Laundry

Demi Lovato has a new BFF Celeb Teen Laundry

Robert Pattinson is a dirty dog. Allegedly. Swanky Celebs

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Lindsay Lohan is a con artist (allegedly)...

I love these photos of Lindsay Lohan so much. It makes me crave cheeseburgers in the worse way. And donuts.

So, we've all heard the drama of Lindsay Lohan and her stolen, then returned Chanel bag. Of course the bag was light 10 grand upon it's return. I'm sure there was some sort of an drug deal exchange for that cash and it's a brilliant plan, actually. Lindsay blew her wad of cash on drugs in Mexico, has her purse "stolen" then files a claim to her insurance company. She gets her ten thousand dollars back and all the blow she can suck up. Well, at least that's what I would have done. Actually, no.... that's just me lie telling. I would have spent it on some therapy as to why I care about any of this nonsense.

Anyway, this is a probably true  totally made up account of  Lindsay Lohan's latest drama and it is entirely true false. Allegedly.

Jessica Simpson is so predictible... and nothing else

So, the word floating around is that Jessica Simpson will be hooking up with Weight Watchers for a cool 3 million bucks after she shoves her fetus out of her who-ha. Either I have a crystal ball in my head or these freaking celebrities are too fucking predictable. I called this one out right here.

Oh well, that is my highlight of the day, I guess. I suppose I could talk about Hulk Hogan being gay and stuff with Brutus The Barber Beefcake. But I always found wrestling to be rather homoerotic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Courtney Stodden is anatomically correct...

So, it looks like Courtney Stodden has all the gifts God gave her at such a young age (sarcasm) especially those totally padded implanted  natural breasts.  However I am going to call her out on her crotch. She may be a teenager but that labia belongs on a 50 year old.

Fergie Unusual Upskirt Photo...

Here is Fergie looking amazing. I am posting this as an upskirt photo because if you take a gander at the place where an armpit is usually located you will notice that Fergie's vagina is on the move and has wandered off to higher ground.