Thursday, April 19, 2012
Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Hoax
I have put a lot of thought into this whole Jessica Simpson pregnancy thing because I don't have much else to do besides wrapping wire around rocks, which I find very relaxing. Anyway, I am starting to get suspicious. Kind of like how I was back when Beyonce announced her pregnancy then sat down in a chair with an amazing folding baby bump. Now these photos have leaked from In Touch magazine that are saying Jessica already had her baby. Now you know these magazines are totally accurate and are the BIBLE of celebrity news. Okay, usually they are full of crap.
Anyway this says Jess already had the baby and goes into all sorts of details. It could all be a photoshop like back when someone did that whole People magazine of Robert Pattinson being the sexiest man alive and it turned out to fake. So disappointing. But I digress...
So, Jess is either gestating this baby similar to an elephant who carry their fetuses for a year (or something like that) or she has already had this baby. Since I am still not convinced that Beyonce was ever pregnant at all I've decided to use her as a comparison. I researched it and Beyonce announced her pregnancy at the end of August 2011 and had her baby January 2012. That would have made her about 5 months along in this photo. Jessica announced her pregnancy with this photo on Halloween in 2011 saying she was just out of her first trimester which would have made her about 4 months along, give or take. So.... it's been over 6 months and she is still pregnant? WTF?
Next, I found a photo of Jessica at the 8 month mark (or so she says) and Beyonce at the end of her pregnancy. Huge difference. So, either Jessica needs to call Guinness World records for the longest human pregnancy or she has had this kid already. I can't believe that she could pull that off because the paparazzi are rabidly tracking her every move. Unless she had a home birth which is insane because if I were pushing out a huge baby (like Jessica seems to be carrying,) I'd want drugs and plenty of them. Anyway, Jessica Simpson is reportedly still pregnant and I am just hoping that when her water finally breaks we don't have another Tsunami on our hands.
Posted by Twisted Lady