Tish Cyrus has gas station beef jerky nipples...

Tish Cyrus has some wonky boobs, huh? Looks like one of them is ready for a little nap. I see Tish avoids bras about as much as her lovely daughter, Miley Cyrus. I wonder how much those distressed jeans cost? Or maybe she found them at the bottom Billy Ray's 1980's wardrobe closet while she was looking for his career. This is a woman who is not easy on the eyes and kind of reminds me of a piece of beef jerky, but not the good kind. You know the beef jerky  you find in a dusty package on the gas station shelf and you buy it because you're drunk and hungry? You take it home and try to eat it but it's tough and stringy, so you drop it behind the sofa. A month later you sweep behind there and discover that dusty, dirty, hairy piece of jerky, you reach down to throw it out and your dog snatches it, after a while even he can't digest that crap so you kick it back under the sofa. That is what Tish Cyrus reminds me of.