Her fabulous reality show, fashionable attire and amazing friends. After all, she is the one who launched Kim Kardashian into super stardom and humbled Fire Crotch Lindsay Lohan. Seriously. Not really.
Paris has had a parade of boyfriends that would make a porn star look like a virgin. Her bedroom door works like a clown car. How many guys has this girl "dated?" Hundreds? Her crotch is so busted... I bet screwing Paris Hilton would be not unlike giving a Tic Tac to a whale. Or tossing a brick into the Grand Canyon. Throwing a hot dog down a hallway? You get my drift.
Anyway, here is Paris soaking up the sun, on vacation from her vacation. Of course her bathing suit top is slipping precariously low and she needs her boyfriend to remind her to pull it back up and hand her a pair of sunglasses that I'm sure cost more than most people's grocery bill for a year.
Yeah, I miss Paris Hilton. Don't you?
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