Sheryl Crow is scaring me...

My eyes, MY EYES! Sheryl Crow gave us a good look at something we've never seen before. Her body in a bikini and wow ...what a sight that is. Look at the bones in her chest! When will these women realize that they need to eat something once in a while? 20 pounds would make all of the difference on Sheryl. This is disgusting and it can be easily fixed. Screw that fast metabolism crap, this is just not eating plain and simple. Eat, work out. You will stay in shape. It's easy.

Overweight people struggle because food is an addiction and we all have to eat to live. Not eating to keep yourself too thin (not talking about eating disorders)  is just vain. Yes, you may look better in clothes but get you naked and you are a pile of bones. Not sexy.

Miley Cyrus smokes weed legally...

Miley "Stoner" Cyrus was photographed leaving a medicinal marijuana shop. This could mean one of two things, Miley was simply window shopping for her next hookup or she has a prescription for pot. I am guessing that she has a shady doctor that scribbles out a script for an ounce or two, so Miley can smoke away her menstrual cramps. Jealous.

Angelina Jolie walks on stilts...

Angelina Jolie upstaged the Jennifer Lopez nip slip by flashing some leg in a dress slit up to her crotch. I used to find Angelina to be quite beautiful and natural. She might have had her nose slimmed down a bit or maybe she just grew into it. Those lips are the real thing though.

I went looking all over the web for a photo of Jolie looking heavier because she seems so thin right now. I could have sworn she was a lot more filled out years ago, but the truth is, Angie has always been ultra skinny. She has a funky body shape too. I think she needs to put on a few pounds though, because despite everyone raving about how sexy that leg photo was, those stems just look like wilted dandelions to me.



There was a time when Angelina was sexier and that was when she was sucking face with Billy Bob Thornton. I am guessing that entire relationship was fueled by anger, addiction, blood, knives and Ecstasy. Anyway you slice it (pun intended), Angelina is fascinating.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is sticking to it...

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been known for her bad fashion and she always seems to be stuck in a rut. For the longest time she wore Little House on the Prairie dresses and now she is down to one style, the infamous Kim Kardashian bandage dress, the only variation is color.  Known to hide a multitude of sins, this tightly wrapped dress seems to be the right choice for Jennifer, she can wear about 3 pairs of Spanx underneath and no one is the wiser. If it can contain Kim's huge ass, J. Love should have no problem pulling it off and she does it rather well.

Not gonna mention the stupid blonde bangs.

Gerard Butler is having a Time Out...

Gerard Butler has been a bad boy and has been sent to "time out" better known as rehab. The notorious womanizer has been locked up for three weeks and we are just now hearing about it. This could be because no one much gives a crap about Gerard or everyone is still grossed out about the time he fingered Jennifer Aniston's butthole for the cameras.

Anyway, by now his dry heaves and shakes have subsided, he has been chain smoking and eating from the breakfast buffet on the daily. In another week they'll toss him out and he'll be back to no good just in time for his next movie release.

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Adam Levine is a metro sexual...

Adam Levine couldn't bother to shave his face for this photo but it looks like his nipples are sculpted and plucked. Maybe he does that so the electric nipple clamps he uses don't catch on fire. I cannot figure out if Adam is hot or not but you have to appreciate a dude that does the amount of manscaping that Adam seems to do. He should maybe grow in some hair to cover up that upside down bird that seems like it could be scouting for a worm that might be mistaken for his dick.

Jessica Simpson is in danger...

Jessica Simpson looks like she is about to explode! This is getting ridiculous. Not only has she been pregnant for a year (it seems) her breasts also look like they are carrying babies of their own. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable Jess is right about now. Hell, I'm uncomfortable simply looking at her. Or maybe it's just that striped, shiny dress that is giving me the heaves. In any event, Jessica needs to get that baby out soon or she is going to have stretch marks that rival a road map of the Jersey Turnpike.

Victoria Beckham is miserable for no apparent reason...

What in the hell is wrong with Victoria Beckham? She always looks miserable and pissed off. What is her problem? She takes herself way too seriously after all she is a freaking Spice Girl for cripes sake. She's married to David Beckham who is a big hanging man judging by his underwear photos and she has a bunch of adorable kids that resulted from gorgeous David thrusting his huge manhood inside her anorexic vagina. Maybe Victoria just has a bad case of the hongrays... in that case go eat a carrot stick and put a smile on your filthy rich face.

Karrueche Tran has poor judgement...

So this is Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. What in the GD hell kind of name is that? Supposedly they have an "open" relationship which allows Chris to put the beat down on multiple women namely Rihanna. A picture tell a story and what I get from these shots is that Chris Brown likes women who have phrases scribbled on their body in permanent ink and have poor fashion sense. I am in more fear of Karrueche falling off those shoes than getting slapped around by Brown.

Kourtney Kardashian get's everything...

Kourtney Kardashian is carrying a baby girl fetus and I think that's awesome. Too bad she didn't have a girl first then a boy. Big brothers are notorious for teasing their baby sisters but I'm sure Mason will be super protective too. Coming from a close knit family like that he has no other choice. Say what you will about the Kardashians they have each others back.

Now days I am really liking Scott Disick. he went from being the biggest asshole in the universe to a completely different sort of asshole and I like it. His behavior in the past was at times utterly appalling but the dude has really changed into a fun, sort of likable guy. Maybe he's just starting to grow on me like a fungus or something but I watch the show for Scott these days. I think a lot of Scott's improvement has to do with Kourtney being such a hard ass, but she has hung in there and sometimes you have to give a guy like that a chance to grow up and out of things. I think Scott was totally worth the wait.

Calista Flockhart is married or what?

The years have not been kind to Calsita Flockhart. She is looking haggard and gaunt, nothing that a jolt of caffeine and a cheeseburger wouldn't fix, though. I wish these ultra thin celebrities would get it through their lollipop heads that a few pounds will fill out their face nicely unlike artificial filler or nothing at all as it seems to be the case here for Calista. Eat! It's so easy, open, bite, chew, swallow. Repeat. Then keep it down. Works every time for me.

Anyway, I was checking out the photo and it looks like wedding rings on Calista's finger and not just an engagement ring. Did she and Harrison Ford get married? Did I miss that? It's possible although I thought he'd never get hitched again considering how he lost his ass in his last divorce.

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Selena Gomez Upskirt Panties Photo...

Selena Gomez was out on the beach playing with some of Justin Bieber's family members. I guess she tried to kill 2 birds with one stone by showing Justin what a good mommy she'll be one day and what a hot momma she is right now. Selena Gomez was bending way over in a short dress and gave us this blogger gold known as a Selena Gomez upskirt photo complete with bunched up pink panties. How adorable.

Isla Fisher is hiding something...

Isla Fisher was caught on film leaving a doctor's office with a blue jean jacket over her head. I don't know what's worse, hiding your face or the denim jacket. In any event, Isla looks like she is hiding something and I'll bet she's had a nip or tuck here or there. Next time we see her actual face she will look years younger and oh, so refreshed with only a hint of embarrassment for her poor fashion choices.

Maria Menounous needs some floss...

Maria Menounous was lucky enough to flash a huge smile and have her photo snapped with what looks like popcorn skin on her teeth. Awkward. C'mon. This is newsworthy. Actually it's not but it's Monday, it's slow and it's Presidents Day. I say Maria should give a big salute to George Washington who had the sexiest presidential wooden teeth of all time.

Kim Kardashian lives a life of luxury...

Kim Kardashian is living large and I'm not just talking about her ass. Here she is out getting her weekly mani pedi. How boring it must be to live such a pampered life. I'll bet she really misses Kris Humphries farting in her face while she gave him a pedicure. He  was such a gentleman. The most impressive thing about this photo is the jar of Barbicide on the table. Kim can  afford to go to a nail salon nice enough that they actually sterilize their tools. Never seen that before.

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Jessica Alba is never satisfied...

Jessica Alba just cannot contain her bitchiness. Even when a nice, gentle aisian dude massages her shoulers she has to pull out the nasty face. Jessica needs to relax and go along with it. If she looks this angry getting a gentle rubdown, just imagine what her poor husband Cash Warren has to look at while they bump uglies.

See all of Jessica Alba's pampered sour puss face here at Popoholic

Seal is Mellow Yellow

So, Seal finally decided to ditch his wedding ring from Heidi Klum. The marriage has imploded and they are headed for divorce court just like most of Hollywood. Seal has ran the talk show circuit hinting at a reconciliation with Heidi but this divorce is going to happen. I'm not the least bit surprised either. I remember a clip from a couple years ago that ran on TMZ,  it showed Seal snapping at Heidi, basically telling her to shut up and get in the car. He practically shoved her! I thought it was harsh and surprising after all if he behaves that way on camera how does he act behind closed doors? Anyway, here is Seal with bright yellow fingernails so we will be sure to notice he is sans wedding ring. He looks mean to me. Run Heidi, RUN!

Jennifer Lopez is in lust...

I really can't blame Jennifer Lopez for hopping all up on Casper Smart's dick. After all, she was married to Marc Anthony who is rather yucky. I hear women swoon all over the place for Marc but I just don't get it. He is so skinny and not very good looking while Casper is rather hot, has cool ink and  the sexual stamina of a bull. Casper doesn't seem like one of the smartest dudes around and I'm sure J Lo foots the bill for the most part but he looks like fun if you know what I mean and that said, I'd hit it, too.

Miley Cyrus is too big for her britches...

Miley Cyrus was snapped by photographers sporting a new haircut, a low cut top and her pants unbuttoned. I thought people only let loose of the button fly on Thanksgiving. I guess Miley either ate a huge lunch at Del Taco or she is attempting to start a new fashion trend.

Courtney Stodden has VD

Remember back in the day when all those nasty, contagious infections of your private parts were called VD? Venereal disease. My how times have changed, these days we have the same old dick rotting diseases only we call them STD's. It's all the same. Just like Courtney Stodden and the holidays. You can predict that Courtney will be slutting it up, wearing a holiday theme inspired bikini and getting thrown out of pretty much everywhere for indecent-ness. Valentines Day was no different for Courtney this year, she managed to leave a slimy snail trail on a tiny little boat. I'm surprised her "Old" Man didn't flip her over and used her gnarly vagina as a vase for those roses. Or maybe that's what they did later in private because when you go all out like these two in public there isn't much left for behind closed doors.

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Katy Perry & Rihanna let's be friends...

Katy Perry and Rihanna are a ridiculous combination. Our heads should explode at the very sight of the two together. Katy has blueberry Kool Ade hair and is staring down at Riri's tiny boobs like they were the Messiah. Of course Rihanna is practically shoving them in her face. Personally I'd rather look at Rihanna's boobs over Russell Brand's wrinkly nutsack any day.

Katherine Heigl is gonna break a leg...

Katherine Heigl was photographed out and about staggering around on a pair of stilts. Those shoes are insane! Very red and very high. She matched them to her hat. Shame on her fashion. Everyone knows the shoes are supposed to match the bag.

Miley Cyrus is a Olsen Twin

Miley Cyrus posted a photo to her Twitter account showing off a new haircut. In reality, Miley simply removed her nappy ass extensions thus resulting in a shorter 'do. Miley is a cute girl but in this photo she looks like an Olsen twin, as in Mary Kate & Ashley.

Hilary Duff is perpetually pregnant...

Poor Hilary Duff... she is one of those poor girls that seem to carry their babies for a year instead of  9 months. She does look cute although I'm sure she is miserable about now. The thing that I cannot figure out is that Hilary has seemed to be pregnant forever, just like Jessica Simpson, yet, Beyonce pops up on tv with a little baby bump and the next thing you know she has the baby in a locked down hospital. It seemed like it was a 3 month span at most. The whole Beyonce thing is weird. I go back and forth between thinking she actually had the baby herself and  back to what the hell was that folding up baby bump all about? Add in the rapid pregnancy and the fact that she already looks exactly the same as before she was pregnant only adds to the speculation that Blue Ivy was plucked out of a pumpkin patch and not hatched out of Beyonce's golden vagina. Anyway, this post started out about poor little Hilary and turned into a Beyonce takeover. Just like everything else Beyonce is a scene stealer.

Orlando Bloom and a naked baby...

Naked babies are adorable. Especially when they are chubby. Orlando Bloom has both, a naked and chubby baby. The first photo is cute but the second is weird and dangerous. Who dangles a naked baby over their face? You are asking for a mouthful of piss at the very least. Oh well... here is Orlando Bloom and his son who probably weighs more than his mom, Miranda Kerr.

Macaulay Culkin looks horrible...

What in the world is wrong with Macaulay Culkin? He looks like a 40 year old man. At least. I understand he wasn't going to stay the adorable little boy  from the Home Alone movies but damn. Something is not right here. I remember way back a while ago he had a run in with the law over prescription pills... maybe he has moved onto even bigger, badder stuff? In any event Macaulay looks like he needs to eat a sandwich, shave his chin and sober the fuck up.

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Demi Lovato has a pretty nice ass...

In my opinion Demi Lovato is one of prettiest girls around. Everyone busts her on her weight but I think she looks great and if you have any doubt about it check out this Demi Lovato ass photo. Nice!

Carrot Top, for no particular reason...

Carrot Top... a little something for the ladies.  The bunny is for me. Guys? You're on your own. I felt like posting a random Carrot Top photo because I'm feeling funky and when you think of funk, tell me who comes to mind? For me that funk is Carrot Top. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardsahian looks better pregnant...

Kourtney Kardashian was out having fun in the sun carrying a pair of designer sunglasses, sporting a metallic blue bikini and rocking an adorable pregnant tummy. Kourt is no raving beauty, she's likened herself to a troll and I cannot imagine a better description. That said Kourtney looks good and while I do love Khloe's personality and Kim's choice in men ( yes, that was sarcasm) I have to say that Kourt looks the best fashion wise. As for the pregnant tummy competition between the three girls? I seriously doubt that Kim will ever have kids but Khloe would make an awesome mom. And that concludes my Kardashian rambling for today.

Lindsay Lohan posed for another "edgy" photo shoot...

Lindsay Lohan once again posed for some glossy fashion magazine and it wasn't Playboy for a change. However, true to Lohan form she did have a nipple hanging out because after all, with out those amazing, perky boobs who would Lindsay really be? Just another tragic former child star with very pale pink nipples.

Steve O has no clue...

So, the latest and strangest celebrity couple is Steve O and George Clooney's ex, Elisabetta Canalis. Just bizarre but the more telling thing is this photo. Judging by the body language I do believe Steve O will soon find out that Elisabtta is just not that into him.

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Lindsay Lohan has slammed the paparazzi photographer

The time of ' courtrooms and lawyers ' has not yet come to a closure for the 'Mean girls' star Lindsay Lohan. The latest addition to her legal mishaps is a suit filed against her by a paparazzi photographer Grigor Baylan. Lindsay is accused of running him over in her car and thereby subjecting him to severe injuries. According to the photographer, Lindsay was pulling off from a club in her car when the incident happened and is sure that she is guilty.
The troubled star claimed that the man was making dreadfully false accusations and even thinks that he is totally out of his mind because she was not even behind the wheel when the incident occurred.
A friend of Ms. Lindsay expressed her concern and told the press that the actress was not driving the car when the unfortunate incident happened. She added that Lindsay looks at the photographer as a real life 'opportunist' who is trying to make quick bucks out of a lawsuit and using her to do so.
The disturbed star has confirmed that she would vigorously defend herself and hopes that the lawsuit would be dropped without charges. She also plans to charge a counter lawsuit against him for naming her in a lawsuit. Lindsay also remarked that if Grigor Baylan thinks that he could get away with any compensation for a false cause, he is building castles in the air.
The photographer's lawyer Neil Steiner has however remarked that Lindsay Lohan was not behind the steering wheel when the 'unfortunate' incident involving his client occurred. But he added another twist in the story when he spoke to the gossip website TMZ. The lawyer Neil Steiner said that the actress was mentioned in the case because she ordered her assistant to execute the crime of running his client over with her car. He remarked that he had already spoken to Lindsay's insurance agents and that they had only extended a very ' insignificant ' amount as compensation. The lawyer stays adamant on the fact that his client, the photographer Grigor Baylan needs to be given a very reasonable compensation. The photographer suffered from severe neurological as well as orthopedic injuries following the alleged accident which took place on the 10th of January 2010.
The Mean girls star has been facing a whole host of legal difficulties since the past few years and this case has been the most recent addition to the same. She was charged with a DUI (Driving under Influence) case in the year 2007 and is currently carrying out community service as a result of her breaking her probation in the same case.

However it seems there is a silver lining in characters as well, since Lindsay was recently praised by the court for her code of conduct and went ahead with her ordered work. She was reprimanded earlier as a result of not carrying out her duties in the desired manner. The star has to appear in court on the 17th of January for availing a status hearing on account of her probation.

About the author: Margaret is a blogger by profession. She loves writing on technology. Beside this she is fond of books. She recently bought a 3g USB modem. These days she is busy in writing an article on futuristic bike.

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