Kim Kardashian, oh no she didn't...

Unless you live under a rock, in a cave, somewhere in the deep dark crevices of a third world country you have heard that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Honestly, I was a tad bit surprised as I simply cannot imagine Kim having a baby. I mean, really? She couldn't keep a kitten alive let alone a human being. Hopefully Kim will realize that a child is not an accessory unlike her poor little kitty Mercy who met an untimely death after shedding all over Kim's Kayne approved wardrobe. The only way this poor kid will have a fighting chance is if Kim suddenly decides that she can love someone more than herself. I remember Kim flipping out over having to share a closet with Kris Humphries, her husband who by the way she is not divorced from yet. However, Kim is moving right along....  She is not only going to have to share her body as an incubator for 9 months she has signed on for a lifetime with person being that she cannot divorce or discard when she becomes bored with it. Hopefully she hires a few really great nannies that will give that baby as much love and attention as Kim lavishes on herself.