Michael Lohan's penis made another kid...

This is actually horrible news if you have ever read anything about the relationship between Michael Lohan and Kate Major. These two are a match made in hell and actually they are perfect for each other however, now a poor defenseless child has been thrown into the mix. In about 17 years Landon Lohan will pop up on TMZ as being arrested and thrown into rehab because really, what other chance does the poor kid have? His father Michael is a notorious asshole and his mother Kate Major is a uproariously drunken mess. Their boozing, brawling and drug use has been covered by almost every publication known and even Dr. Phil has had the two on his show. Separately of course because at the time Kate had a restraining order on Michael. I do believe this is the 6th kid for Lohan (counting an illegitimate daughter from an affair) and the first (hopefully last) child for Kate. Let's all wish them well and raise a toast of Jack Daniels and a side of meth for their new little bundle of joy.